Ask HwoaLili
Summary: So here's the thing, Hwoarang and Lili got their own radio station in Japan. Japan's job is to ask random questions about random things. Will the broadcast be a success? Or will it fail big-time? The problem is that they don't like each other. Let's just pray that they'll get along somehow. Their main sponsor is the Mishima Zaibatsu. And if they aren't successful, they are gonna owe a lot of money to the Mishima Zaibatsu.
(A/N): I noticed that there were tons of fanfiction like this one. But too bad, I'm making another one. Muahahah! FEAR MY WRITING! Ok, I'll stop. Your Job! Ask Hwoarang and Lili questions. THERE WILL BE OTHER CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW. EACH WILL APPEAR IN EACH CHAPTER. So ask. Anything that will lighten up the show! Make them as interesting as possible! And if you do, I'll be sure to post them on the show! If not, think of the money they're gonna owe.
Disclaimer: (Hysterical laughter) (chokes on a grain of rice) (calm down) (giggles) (evil laugh) (calms down) (hold breath) (turns blue) …no.
"Testing five, six, seven. Anything?" Lili faced Julia. Julia shook her head.
"Testing one, two, three…this is Emily Rochefort on the Mishima Radio," Lili tapped on the microphone.
"Nope."
"DAMN IT!" Lili started beating the crap out of the equipment. She looked as if she was enjoying herself, too.
"Wait a minute," Julia said, "I hear something." She adjusted the volume and checks the signal.
"GRAAHH!!"
"Hey! Are you trying to kill that thing?!" Hwoarang comes in from the hallway.
"I don't know! Am I supposed to?!" Lili yelled as she continues to beat the living (like there is one) out of the equipment.
"Move!" Hwoarang shoves Lili out of the way and started jabbing that thing like an idiot.
"What the?! That's exactly what I was doing!"
"You're too weak little girl. You need to attack it with force."
"What did you call me?! And I was attacking it with force!"
"You heard every word."
"You'll get it!!!"
"Guys!" Julia called, "I think its working!" She turned to see them fighting and practically ignoring her. She shook her head.
Lili did her "Devotion's Kiss" and Hwoarang attempted to counter with his "Falcon Dive Kick."
"You don't deserve to live!!!!!" Lili screamed. She slammed him before he finished Falcon Dive which caused Hwoarang to fall on the microphone button thingy. He flipped it on.
"YOU BITCHY MAGGOT!!!" Hwoarang screamed and he tackled her. They both fell…with Hwoarang on top. They stared at each other for a moment…
"You two!" someone called. Kazuya came in and saw Lili and Hwoarang. He looks at them awkwardly and decides to ignore it.
"Stop goofing off! That smart woman said the goddamned thing is working so it's working!!!" He glances at the microphone. "Look! You have been on broadcast the entire time!!!"
"GET SERIOUS!!!!!" Kazuya prepares his Axe Kick.
Out there…
"What happened?" Miharu asked Xiaoyu.
"Shhh!" Xiaoyu replied, "I'm trying to listen!" Sounds of screaming, kicking, and fighting were the only noise that they could hear.
"Urahhh!"
"Lili! That move isn't gonna work!"
"Shut up!! Hyahhh!!!"
"Ow..."
"For crying out loud, knock it off!"
"Knock what off, Kaz?" (Jun comes in)
"Junnibuns, they won't kn— AHHH!"
"I thought I told you to not call me that."
"Sorry, Jun-kun… HHrrrkkk!"
"I'm not a GUY!!! Baka (idiot)…" crash.
"Wow!" Xiaoyu exclaimed, "This is so awesome!!! They barely started the broadcast and there's already fighting?! It's like a dream come true!"
"What dream?"
"The one that I'm not gonna tell you about."
"Aww… Well! I'm gonna make a first call!" Xiaoyu hands Miharu the radio's business card and she dials the number.
I noticed that there were a lot of things that didn't make sense, but then again. I'll say this again. In your reviews, ask random questions about Tekken. About Hwoarang and Lili, other characters, anything. Ask interesting questions that will spice up the show a little. I'll try to make sure that it gets asked. Next chapter, they will have a very special guest, our very own Jinny!!!(Jin) Please Review and ask questions.