Welcome to the first fight of season two
Ace: Mewtwo the world's most powerful psychic Pokémon
Jax: And Sans the punny skeleton from snowdin
Ace: Once there lived a brilliant scientist named Doctor Fuji who was desperately searching for a to revive his dead daughter Amber through cloning
Jax: Eventually his work caught the attention of mod boss/leader of team Rocket/gym leader Giovanni who agreed to fund if he could do something for him
Ace: Giovanni hoped these experiments would help revive the legendary Pokémon Mew
Jax: But over that he gained a new Pokémon which Doctor Fuji dubbed you'll never guess give up its Mewtwo
Ace: Yeah Doctor Fuji is not very creative when it comes to naming stuff but hey he created a new life form with nothing but a fossilized eyelash so I'd give him a pass
Jax: Fair point anyway during his time in his pod Mewtwo got to know Fuji's other experiments including the three starters Charmander Squirtle Bulbasaur and even Amber herself she taught him about the sun moon stars emotions oh and also death when they died for good right in front of Mewtwo's very eyes
Ace: Holy shit Japan you are fucked up as all hell any who a smart decision was made that whole experience was too far to traumatic for the infant Mewtwo Doctor Fuji and his team erased all memory of them but this had an adverse effect it left Mewtwo with a feeling of loss and confusion with no memories to explain why
Jax: After escaping from Fuji and Giovanni Mewtwo decide to us his anger to destroy all of mankind so he found the best trainers on the planet and cloned their best Pokémon and made them fight during its battle with Mew they turned Ash into stone when he tried to stop the fighting all the Pokémon cried so Mewtwo learned humans weren't as bad as it thought so he decided that the Pokémon it cloned would live in peace along with its self but before he left it wiped the memories of everyone there all at once
Ace: Plus it can use all kinds of powerful moves like shadow ball, teleport, confusion, safe guard, disable, swift, future sight, psych up, miracle eye, psycho cut, swift, guard swap, power swap, recover, psychic barrier, aura sphere, disable, amnesia, mist, me first, psystirke, rock smash, strength and dive Mewtwo x can use in addition low kick, taunt, earth quake, ice punch and stone edge y can use ice beam, focus blast, electric ball, fire blast and clam mind and finale Shadow Mewtwo arguable the strongest form it's ever had can teleport into space and throw an orb of energy called dark nova and it's so big its blast can be seen from space man that's some Dragon Ball Z shit
Jax: Hold up for a moment you keep calling him it is he a guy or a girl
Ace: Neither it's genderless in fact all legendries are genderless
Jax: OH! Got it
Ace: Let's talk feats and abilities first its incredible smart and tactical in and out of battle it can alter its melee combat using psychic energy or a gigantic spoon which it once used to cut a building in half clean in half its fast enough to fly into space well carrying a robot bug it got double impaled Deoxys an alien space Pokémon and still defeat it along with Giovanni's team Blues team and most of Reds team which had a legendary Articuno
Jax: It caught hyper beams from an Aerodactyl halted the tree of life's descent into the sun teleported an entire crater lake from the top of a mountain along with a bunch of random creatures and people that's over ninety two billion tons
Ace: It also has enough psychic power to grab particles in the air and create a storm as well as erase specific memories from the minds of dozens of people and Pokémon at once despite his power it is weak to bug ghost and dark type damage
Jax: But it's safe to say if you go against Mewtwo you are likely going to lose
Mewtwo: I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Ace: Not much is actually known about Sans he just sort of showed up one day in snowdin
Jax: Is Sans genderless to
Ace: No he's male one hundred percent
Jax: Okay then at least according to the citizens living there but what we do know is he is one of the toughest enemies in the game and is lazier then a pile of rocks either that or it's just a clever way to hide who he truly is
Ace: However there are fan theories of where he and Papyrus came that the original royal Scientist Doctor W.D. Gaster who created them in his lad or he's just their father and both were born naturally
Jax: It also infers he's also a Scientist like his father because of his quote "Research" as he knows about the saves resets and other timelines
Ace: Moving on Sans can quickly travel or teleport using what he calls "shortcuts"
Jax: In combat, he uses "Gaster Blasters," devices that resemble a skull, to shoot a kind of laser beam. Sans excels in combat and fights with unique abilities that include: Karmic Retribution, changing the effect of gravity on the SOUL to throw them around, and attacking the protagonist in the selection menus. His magic reacts to EXP; Karmic Retribution would presumably be weaker if the protagonist had little EXP.
Ace: His eye also glows before attacks he can also throw a skeleton of bones at his foe and is supposedly faster than the speed of sound
Jax: He's able to dodge just about everything that comes his way but he's far from flawless unlike other monsters his stamina can deplete during the course of a battle if it goes on for too long he'll get to tired and fall asleep and even though he is a tough boss he only has 1HP 1AT and 1DF making him a glass canon
Jax: So true but Sans is still a power house in the under tale world who I wouldn't dare cross for a second
Sans: It's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like these kids like you…SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
Sans was taking a nap on the sofa his phone rang he saw it was his bro so answered
Sans text box: Yo Pap what's up
Papyrus text box: Well I saw a new cave well I was making a new puzzle for the human when I was about to enter so sort of attack struck near my feet I heard a voice
Sans text box: Man that sounds spooky
Papyrus text box: It said leave now or you will not leave at all and well I thought it was you trying to pull a prank and now I'm in trouble I'm surrounded by unknown monsters
Sans text box: MMH…stay where you are I'm on my way
Sans hangs up jumps off the sofa he walks toward the door opening a door he stepped out and rubbed is tired eyes
Sans text box: Better take a short cut…that way
Sans turned left and began walking he then took a right into an alley Sans soon came out of his short cut to find the remains of a puzzle Papyrus's scarf and a pile of dust he ran to the dust he dropped to his knees tears leaking from his eyes he heard he picked up the scarf he brushed the dust off and held it to his eyes that's when he heard footsteps looking up he saw some white creature with an orange spike in its shoulder its eyes glowed purple as it stared down at Sans he stood up and glared back at the creature as he put on his brothers scarf around his neck
Mewtwo: You are not welcome here you will leave this place or you will not leave at all
Sans: You've got to kitten me right now not after what you did (left eye glows blue) YOU DIRTY BROTHER KILLER!
FIGHT!
Sans text box: It's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like these creatures like you…SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!
Sans prepared his first attack by grabbing a hold of Mewtwo's soul he then attempted to slam Mewtwo to the ground Mewtwo quickly used me first halting his descent he landed safely on the ground Mewtwo put his hands together charging ghost energy in them
Sans text box: What?
Mewtwo: SHADOW BALL
Mewtwo thrust his hands forward sending his fully charged shadow ball toward Sans he narrowly avoided the attack Mewtwo closed the distance and brought his tail above Sans head he barley teleported away as Mewtwo's enhanced tail slammed where his was standing making the ground crack underneath Sans then reappeared not too far away
Sans text box: What didja think I was just stand there and take it?
Mewtwo: Good it wouldn't be nearly as fun if did
Sans raised his arm sending bones at Mewtwo he flew back avoiding them he stopped and summoned his spoon and deflected the bones Sans summoned a Gaster blaster and fired it at his foe Mewtwo raised his hand catching it
Sans text box: Not bad
Mewtwo throw the blast back at Sans who dodged it
Mewtwo: I'll show you the difference between our power
Mewtwo held a mega stone in his hand he gripped it tight against his chest over his heart a bright flash blinded Sans when it clear Mewtwo was replaced by Mega Mewtwo X Sans smirked as he created multiple Gaster blaster around Mewtwo X he fired them all at once he managed to fly out of the way just before the blasts made contact Mewtwo X flew at Sans
Mewtwo X: STONE EDGE
Rocks surrounded Mewtwo X and blasted straight toward Sans he quickly summoned a Gaster blaster in front of himself and blasted the rocks creating a smoke screen
Mewtwo X: ICE PUNCH
Reacting fast Sans summoned a giant bone blocking the punch freezing the bone soild Sans teleported away as the ice cracked and broke the large bone Mewtwo flew through and landed on the ground
Sans text box: Nice try
Mewtwo X lifted his arm up and punched the ground
Mewtwo X: EARTH QUAKE
The ground began cracking and shaking Mewtwo X smirked as he teleported to safety in the middle of snowdin
Mewtwo X: Its over
A bone suddenly impaled his shoulder making Mewtwo reverted to base and dropped to his knees turning its head it saw Sans
Sans text box: You're not the only one who can teleport buddy
Mewtwo was surrounded by Gaster blasters each unleashed a blast at the same time striking Mewtwo
Sans text box: He…was…good…man I need a nap
When the smoke cleared standing there was a heavily inured Mewtwo blood dripped from the open hole in its shoulder burns and bruises covered its body it was still alive because of its psychic barrier
Sans text box: You're not looking to good buddy I'll finish you now
Mewtwo ripped the bone from his shoulder as Sans prepared his final attack Mewtwo throw both arms out to the sides
Mewtwo: SWIFT
Seven stars shot toward Sans who moved aside dodging them
Sans text box: Missed
Mewtwo: Did I?
Sans turned to see the stars heading back toward him he teleported away as Mewtwo's body glowed green as it healed itself Mewtwo grabbed another Mega stone and transformed into Y it teleported in front of Sans who was trying to hold back the stars and used disable Mewtwo aimed a hand at Sans
Mewtwo Y: ICE BEAM
Sans was frozen but his head was still exposed the stars struck the ice without harming Sans who then attempted to teleport out only for
Text box: Sans tried to teleport but couldn't
Mewtwo smirked again as Sans struggled reverting back to base the spike on his shoulder glowed and he became Shadow Mewtwo and teleported above snowdin raising his hand above his head creating a gigantic dark orb of power he aimed right at the frozen Sans
Shadow Mewtwo: DARK NOVA!
Thrusting his down hand down he sent the Dark Nova to finish his foe it struck Sans and wiped not only Sans but snowdin as well killing most of the residents
Damage: 250
KO!
Shadow Mewtwo teleported back to his cave tired from the fight
Ace: And here comes under tale fan rage but if you know these characters and have done the research like we have it's pretty obvious who wins not only did Mewtwo hold the edge in every category it also had far better feats and more power
Jax: The best thing we've seen Sans move was a one hundred pound ten year old but Mewtwo easily sent a five hundred pound Onix flying Mewtwo also had more precision with his physic power remember the storm thing the smallest thing Sans moved was bones
Ace: Sans could also react at the speed of sound over 768 mph however Mewtwo managed escape velocity well carrying a robot bug 25,000 miles per hour that means Mewtwo is over 32 times faster
Jax: But why didn't Mewtwo die from being impaled he's been double impaled by a far stronger opponent then Sans and recover heals
Ace: And Mewtwo also could predict and counter every attack Sans could throw his way plus Mewtwo had way more options in attack and defense to add insult to death disable swift amnesia aura sphere or confusion got rid of any change Sans had to escape win or survive
Jax: Hell there was nothing stopping Mewtwo from simple controlling Sans mind from the beginning other than a boring fight Mewtwo just had all the advantages right from the get go and with no way to counter Mewtwo it looks like Sans was the one who had a bad time at least he's no longer Sans a brother he just didn't have the back bone to keep up the fight you've got to be kitten me with that victory and it sure looks like it hurt a ton a skeleton
Sans text box: Nice puns
Mewtwo: I know not your names but you two are very annoying
Jax: I've got pages of these I could go on
Mewtwo: Only if you two want to think you are chickens for the rest of your lifes
Ace: And on that scary note the Winner is Mewtwo
