A/n: Very short drabble about Camp Vol De Mort. AU.

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The Weird Prompt Strikes Back! [Daily Challenge]: [restriction] wordcount exactly 65

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.


Bella and Roddy sat together, eating breakfast in hushed tones when the mess hall doors opened with a bang. Everyone turned to see pretty boy Lucius with his luscious locks gone.

"Bellatrix! Rodolphus!" he screamed, but they had already fled, laughing their asses off.

"Told you it would be worth it," Bella said as they ran. Camp Vol De Mort was always so much fun.