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I know, lately I have not been to good about updating my stories...in fact I've really sucked. But I have finally got through my major writers block, have found time, and just got back into the spirit of writing. I have re-read people's reviews and my stories. I've decided I'm going to re-do the chapters to my stories (starting with this new one). I hope you can all forgive me and please stick with me.

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Story Title: A 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Chapter Title: Mission Impossible

Author: Jillion Tealleaf

Disclaimer: The characters nor the ideas of what occurs in these chapters belong to me. The characters belong to J.K. Rowling and the events belong to the whoever came up with them and put them into YouTube videos.

"Harry are you sure about this? What if he doesn't come by this way?" Hermione asked, her voice shaking with nervousness.

"Trust me, he'll come. He always uses the bathroom and walks back this way before going to dinner." Harry reassured her. "Ron, go look for him."

Ron walked over to a large pillar and peered out into the intersecting hallways, while his two friends started an argument about the proper way to sneak into the Prefects Bathroom.

A few minutes passed before Ron quickly ran back to his original position and hissed "Here he comes! Get into position!" The Golden Trio pressed themselves up against the wall and stated looking around nervously as they listened to the nearing footsteps.

After a few seconds a figure shrouded in dirty, black, billowing robes rounded the corner. The trio had to look away as Professor Severus Snape, Hogwarts' Potion Master, briefly blinded them with his greasy glory.

In a tone that could only be described as a lazy drawl Snape asked "What are you three doing here?"

"Huh? Oh, nothing Professor." Hermione answered before nervously looking around.

"We're doing absolutely nothing wrong Sir." Ron stammered.

"This is how all Gryffindors hang out before dinner." Harry chimed in, barely controlling the shakiness in his voice.

"Uh huh...Well then I suggest you all get to dinner before I decide to give you detentions for loitering in the hallways." Snape said with a hint of a smirk.

"Of course Professor. Whatever you say Professor." Hermione said as she and the boys stepped away from the wall.

"Good. I have no intention spending my time talking to mischievous Gryffindors such as yourselves when I could instead be enjoying some spotted dick1." Snape said, as he glared at the trio, before walking away; presumably towards the Dining Hall.

As soon as he rounded the corner, Harry pulled the Invisibility Cloak from his pocket and threw it over the group as Hermione cast a silencing spell on their feet. Once they caught up to him and and began dogging his footsteps they started whistling the main theme to Mission Impossible.

When Snape whipped around, looked perplexedly at, what was supposedly an empty hallway, and scratched his head, the trio stopped their whistling and tried not to snicker as they ran off.

"I think I need to lay off of the spotted dick." Snape commented as he shook his head and continued off to dinner, where he forwent his favorite dessert.

AN: 1 Spotted Dick is actually a dessert presented in the fourth Harry Potter book. I found the actual description of the dessert on Harry Potter Lexicon (#Spotted_Dick). The description is: A suet pudding made with currants or raisins. The name is thought to come from a corruption of the word "pudding".

Anyways, I hope you really enjoyed reading this. It was fun to write and I plan to write more of these short stories when I go brain-dead on my other stories.

-Jillion Tealleaf