Link looked around at the tempel of time.
'*sigh*Man they sure did screw it up' He looked around at how they
had draped water lilys and sea weed all over. He glanced down towards the
door and sighed as he saw princess Ruto come down the isle in a baby blue
wedding dress. She walked slowly to the wedding march smiling at link as she
neared, he faked a smile and silently cursed to him self.
' WHY AM I DOING THIS!!??'*sigh* 'I supose i had to agree to this
to get that stupid zora treasure and save hyrule....ya..thats the reason...'
Ruto slowly stepped up to the pew and grabed links hand...so he couldn't get
away he thought. The king Zora stepped up and started naming of all those
sappy wedding vows and Link just grunted when ever he was mentioned or asked
a question. Finally he came to the part Link was praying for
"If anyone has reason to object to these two joining in holy
matramony speak now or forever hold your piece!"
'pleaseohpleaseohplease! someone! ANYONE OBJECT!'
"STOP!! STOP!! I OBJECT!!" someone cryed from the back. Link turned
and saw Zelda running down the isle calling out.
'*few* thank goodness! she must not want me to be tied down in case
i go into------'
"OH NO YOU DON'T RUTO!!! HES MINE!!!"Zelda called out as she ran up
link and started pulling his arm.
"NOT A CHANCE BLONDIE!!!" And with that they both let go of link and
started right on eachother with their petacured nails and bleached teeth.
Link just stared at the to catfighting princesses *sweat drop*.
Suddenly Link noticed that he was being pulled by a small timid girl dressed
in green.
"SARA!? What in the hells are you doing here!?"
"OH LINK!" And she grabed him around the waist in a desperate hug.
"My darling Link! I LOVE YOU!!*hugs tighter*"
"WHAT!!??" Link and the two(now ragged) princesses cried out.
And with a quick lunge the two princesses grabbed the forest girl and
restarted the fight.
*sweat drop* "uh...girls.....?"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!" They all shouted at the now very timid link. All
of a sudden with a blur of brown the three girls had stoped, but not by their
own will. the three where tightly bound by a lasso which was being controlled
by malon!
"YEEE HA!!!You thought my pa was kiding bout us getting hitched?
Well....RIDE EM' UP COW POKE!"
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At the end of that day if you looked carfully across the vast plain of Hyrule
Feild you could see a girl and boy sitting across from one another on two small
ponies dragging three figures in the dirt. And if you listened carfully you could
hear the girl say in the most simpelest of words as they rode into the sunset
"A cowgirl always gets her man!"
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THE END
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Ok this was really corny but HEY! its my first shot and ive had this idea for
a while now ^-^ Im not the best speller nor am i a cowgirl but hey malon is
my fav char and shes a sweet kid AND had dibs on link first(or at least in how
i played the game)!
'*sigh*Man they sure did screw it up' He looked around at how they
had draped water lilys and sea weed all over. He glanced down towards the
door and sighed as he saw princess Ruto come down the isle in a baby blue
wedding dress. She walked slowly to the wedding march smiling at link as she
neared, he faked a smile and silently cursed to him self.
' WHY AM I DOING THIS!!??'*sigh* 'I supose i had to agree to this
to get that stupid zora treasure and save hyrule....ya..thats the reason...'
Ruto slowly stepped up to the pew and grabed links hand...so he couldn't get
away he thought. The king Zora stepped up and started naming of all those
sappy wedding vows and Link just grunted when ever he was mentioned or asked
a question. Finally he came to the part Link was praying for
"If anyone has reason to object to these two joining in holy
matramony speak now or forever hold your piece!"
'pleaseohpleaseohplease! someone! ANYONE OBJECT!'
"STOP!! STOP!! I OBJECT!!" someone cryed from the back. Link turned
and saw Zelda running down the isle calling out.
'*few* thank goodness! she must not want me to be tied down in case
i go into------'
"OH NO YOU DON'T RUTO!!! HES MINE!!!"Zelda called out as she ran up
link and started pulling his arm.
"NOT A CHANCE BLONDIE!!!" And with that they both let go of link and
started right on eachother with their petacured nails and bleached teeth.
Link just stared at the to catfighting princesses *sweat drop*.
Suddenly Link noticed that he was being pulled by a small timid girl dressed
in green.
"SARA!? What in the hells are you doing here!?"
"OH LINK!" And she grabed him around the waist in a desperate hug.
"My darling Link! I LOVE YOU!!*hugs tighter*"
"WHAT!!??" Link and the two(now ragged) princesses cried out.
And with a quick lunge the two princesses grabbed the forest girl and
restarted the fight.
*sweat drop* "uh...girls.....?"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!" They all shouted at the now very timid link. All
of a sudden with a blur of brown the three girls had stoped, but not by their
own will. the three where tightly bound by a lasso which was being controlled
by malon!
"YEEE HA!!!You thought my pa was kiding bout us getting hitched?
Well....RIDE EM' UP COW POKE!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At the end of that day if you looked carfully across the vast plain of Hyrule
Feild you could see a girl and boy sitting across from one another on two small
ponies dragging three figures in the dirt. And if you listened carfully you could
hear the girl say in the most simpelest of words as they rode into the sunset
"A cowgirl always gets her man!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE END
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok this was really corny but HEY! its my first shot and ive had this idea for
a while now ^-^ Im not the best speller nor am i a cowgirl but hey malon is
my fav char and shes a sweet kid AND had dibs on link first(or at least in how
i played the game)!