Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail nor do I own any of the characters. All credit belongs to Hiro Mashima. Also, I do not own the song the Bad Touch which this parody is based on. It belongs to the Bloodhound Gang.
A/N: Okay guys… It's been years since I have written anything so please be honest if this is good or bad. I feel like it's 'ok' but I want to know what everyone else thinks. I came up with the idea to do this while at work and had the original song stuck in my head. I hope you have as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Now queue the music.
The Fairy Touch (A Bad Touch Parody)
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(Whispered) Get your fairy light glowing
*Verse*
Thrust, Erza, Thrust, Erza, With a sword stronger than steel.
You've got those weapons made of magic, long and hard like Gajeel.
Who's crushing heavy, After Levy; She can read him like brail.
The signs are there, not hard to tell, he'll get that sweet fairy's 'tail'.
Elfman's tough, that's not a bluff, just like a man, that's what he said.
Then there's Evergreen, a Fairy Queen, she wants that beast in her bed.
Laxus looking like a God, with that electrifying bod, He's brewing up a storm
Cause girls all around Magnolia want to see his lighting rod.
*Chorus*
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.
(Getting naked now)
*Next Verse*
Heat...
Far more than one simple blonde mage could partake
Now Lucy Heartfilia just might give Natsu the key to open up her gates.
Ice-make magic, Grey's got a bad habit, Of keeping a Chippendale's dress code.
Now Juvia's wishing she was kissing and was getting in a different drip drop mode.
There's no second thoughts, that Mira's smoking hot, looking good through every season
And her takeover's a succubus. There's probably a reason.
Fairy Tail's luck, it's in the stars, and cards, Ms. Cana tells the future.
But she's drinking past her limit and she needs a heavy shooter.
*Chorus Again*
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.
(Getting naked now)
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.
Fairy Tail Mages all know how to party
They've got a reputation to be crazy and naughty.