I don't own Swan Princess, Tangled, Rise of the Guardians, Enchanted, Lion King II, Hercules, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Emperor's New Groove, Peter Pan II, Lady and the Tramp II, Rescuers Down Under, Lion King, Atlantis: the Lost Empire, Peter Pan, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Princess and the Frog and Barbie of Swan Lake.

Note: Everything will be in Odette(from Swan Princess)'s, Rapunzel's, Genie's and Jack's POV unless I put it in normal mode.

Note2: Odette and Wendy are in the beginning and the end of this spoof.


Chapter 1:

Odette's POV:

I was checking all of the beds when I found one empty. I was surprised then looked at the other door. I walked and I saw Wendy sitting outside. I went outside and sat next to her. I placed my lantern down as I looked at her. "What's wrong, Wendy?" I asked.

"I can't sleep. The bed's all bumpy." She said, looking at me.

"Well, I remember my first sleepover at a camp. It takes a day or two to get used to things." I told her.

"I'll never get used to it." She said, looking away.

"But you were looking forward to Race Day tomorrow. You're part of the team." I said, causing her to look at me.

"Somebody else can run for me." She said.

"It wouldn't be the same without you." I said, putting my arm around her shoulder in a sisterly way and scooted close to her. "We'd really miss you." I said.

"I just wanna go home." She said, leaning slightly close to me.

I looked away as I thought of something then I looked up at the sky and saw the stars. That gave me an idea. "Look over there. Do you see those four big stars and the seven little ones in three rows?" I asked, causing her to look at the stars.

"Sort of." She said.

"That's the constellation Pegasus. It's a winged horse. Imagine the four stars as the body and the seven stars as the legs." I said.

"I see it!" She said, looking at me.

"Did you know there was once a girl that was turned into a horse?" I asked, looking at her.

"She did?" She asked.

"Her name was Rapunzel. She worked in the family bakery with her sister and her father." I said.

"But you said she was a horse." She said.

I laughed softly. "Not at first." I said.


Rapunzel's POV:

I was placing a pie down by the window when I saw people through the window. I smiled, waved at the two kids, picked up a tray of muffins and danced around the table then placed them on the table and danced around the table again. I twirled around then noticed my father there. I stopped. "Oh! Papa!" I said, taking the tray from him and turned around.

"Rapunzel, you're a wonderful dancer. You should go to the village dances with your sister." He said.

"And have everyone stare at me?" I asked, looking at him. "I-I couldn't." I said, looking away.

"Yeah, but you'd have fun." He said then he turned around. "Ooh! The cornbread!" He said, going over to the oven. I picked up a cookie. "Sugar cookies. Your favorite." He said, causing me to look at him. I smiled.

Wendy: Make it chocolate chip! It's my favorite.

Odette: Okay.

I ate the cookie. "Mm! Chocolate chip!" I said, looking at him then I set the tray down and went over to him. "You work too hard, Papa." I said, cleaning some flour off of his cheek.

"What can I do? You and Belle keep eating the inventory." He joked. I heard distant galloping and turned around to see Belle on her horse. I gasped as I saw her go over a small rock. I walked outside with a satchel.

"Any faster and you'll be flying." I told her.

"That's the idea. Come on. I'm heading out again. You'll love it." She said.

"Thanks but..." I trailed off and looked at her horse as the horse rose up a bit. I flinched a bit and the horse went back down.

"No thanks, right?" She asked.

"Right." I said. I gave her the satchel. "I thought you might want breakfast, Belle." I said.

She opened it. "Apple muffin. Juice. You're gold, Rapunzel." She said, causing me to smile. She turned her horse around. "I'll be back to help soon." She said and rode off.

"Was that your sister?" He asked.

"Here and gone, Papa. Flying like the wind." I said, looking at him then back at Belle riding off. We walked back into the bakery.


Jack's POV:

I was out at the courtyard shooting. Phil was next to me. I hit the bulls-eye for the third time in a row. "Okay, but, can you make it four for four?" He challenged.

"What do you say I hit that top sack over there?" I challenged back.

He laughed. "All the way over there?" He asked with another laugh. "Are you kidding? It's impossible." He said.

"Ah. My favorite word." I said and aimed for the top sack with the arrow. I let go of the arrow and it hit the top sack.

"Amazing! Oh, amazing, Your Highness." He said.

"Thank you, Phil." I said, faking a bow. My smile faded as some stuffing fell onto my mother's sleeve. I gave my bow to Phil and rushed over to Mom. "Mother. Sorry." I said.

"More target practice?" She asked. I was speechless at the moment. "I came to give you these. They're all responses from princesses coming to the royal ball. Eligible princesses." She said. I was going to say something but she beat me to the punch. "I'm tired, son. Soon, you'll take over the throne. I want to spend my golden years spoiling my grandchildren." She said.

"Mother, you know I'll marry someday, but first I want to do so much. Explore, travel." I said.

"And so you shall. After my grandchildren." She said, touching my shoulder and walked away. I sighed silently as I watched her walk away.


Rapunzel's POV:

I was twirling around, holding the tray of bread while I was humming something. I set it down somewhere and looked over at the window when I heard chirping. I saw a bird and watched him dance. He twirled so much that he landed into the flour. I giggled as I went over to the bowl and picked the bird up. "Hey, you!" I said, holding the bird in my hands. He chirped as he shook his body off. I flinched slightly. "Okay, okay." I said, smiling once he was done. I petted his chest then walked to the door. "There you go." I said, letting the bird go. I watched the bird fly away then looked at some people when I heard some chattering. I looked the other way and saw a lioness coming into town. "I don't believe it!" I said to myself. The lioness stopped and looked at me. I gasped softly as I looked at it. We looked at each other then she took off. I saw a guy about to shoot his arrow. "Wait! You'll hurt it!" I said but he ignored me. I gasped as I watched him. He shot the arrow. The lion came from the other side minutes later and looked at me then took off back towards the forest. I followed her all the way to a log bridge. I stepped on and walked across it carefully then saw the lioness slipped. I ran across it. "Hold on!" I said, running towards it. The lioness looked at me, got up and took off towards a boulder. I stopped running as I watched her. I walked a bit then saw her open the boulder with her tail. She went inside then I ran to the entrance. I looked back then went in it and it closed behind me. I was amazed by the scenery that I was seeing then I followed the lioness when I heard her roar. I saw her trapped by a few branches that were caught to the rope that was leading to her neck. "Hold still." I told her, walking towards her.

"Easy for you to say." She said. I gasped as I stopped walking. "You're not getting strangled." She said.

"You... talk?" I asked.

"Of course. Now, are you going to stand around with your mouth open or cut me loose?" She asked.

"Okay..." I said.

"Never mind. I'll do it myself." She said. She struggled a bit and it pulled on her neck a bit. "Ouch!" She yelled.

"Hang on. I'll, uh, cut it with something." I said, walking around to look for something to use to cut the lioness free.

"Sure. You do that." She said. I looked around when I saw something sparkle. I walked over to it and saw that it was a pink crystal. I reached for it, grabbed it and pulled it out. I walked back to the lioness. "Where did you get that?" She asked.

I looked at it. "That big tree over there." I said, looking at her.

"You mean, you just took it out?" She asked.

"I'm sorry. I'll put it back." I said, using the crystal to cut the rope off of the lioness. "There. I thought that would do the trick." I said, looking at her.

She shook the rope off of her. "Did you see that, Your Highness?" She asked as we both looked at a woman that was coming towards us. I gasped softly. "Did you? She used the crystal." The lioness told her.

"I'm terribly sorry." I said.

"Please. Don't apologize. We've been waiting for you for a long time." The woman said.

"Me?" I asked.

"First, let me thank you for helping Kiara." She told me then looked at the lioness. "And you. You know better than to venture into the human world. A creature from the enchanted world can be..." The lioness interrupted the woman.

"I know. Killed by a human." She said then scoffed. "It's all over! I'm done for! Goodbye, world!" She exaggerated then fell.

"What am I going to do with you?" The woman asked.

"I just wanted to help. I thought there might be something in the village to fight off old bird brain." Kiara said, getting up.

The woman looked back at me. "What's your name, my dear?" She asked.

"Rapunzel." I said.

"Well, Rapunzel, do you know what you have in your hand?" She asked.

I looked at it then back at her. "I... I was just going to return it." I said.

"The magic crystal belongs to you now." The woman said.

"To her? How is she going to save us?" Kiara asked the woman.

"You must have me confused with somebody else." I said, looking back at the woman.

"Years ago, my cousin, Pitch, and I lived in the enchanted forest. When the time came for our uncle, the King, to choose his successor, he picked me instead of my cousin. Pitch was furious and stormed out of the forest. For many years, all was well then Pitch returned with his daughter, Narissa. Now Master of the Dark Arts, he began taking over the forest, piece by piece. I tried to force him to leave but his dark powers were overwhelming. Several of my bravest fairies and elves tried to stop him but he transformed them into animals and forced them to build his new palace. With every prisoner he takes, Pitch's powers grow stronger." The fairy queen explained.

"But now that you're here..." Kiara trailed off, causing me to look at her.

"I don't understand." I said, looking at the fairy queen.

"It's been foretold that the one that frees the magic crystal will overcome Pitch and save the forest. But nobody has ever been able to pull the crystal from the tree, Rapunzel. Until day." The fairy queen explained.

"It's you! You! Our hero! Give me hug!" The lion cub said.

"Lion, Cody. Lion." The dog told him.

"Oh. Right." The lion cub said.

"Well, she doesn't look like much to me, but, maybe." Kiara said.

"Wait! Please. You have the wrong girl. I can't be the one. I haven't overcome anybody in my life. I wish I could help, but I..." Kiara interrupted me with a huff.

"I knew it." She said softly.

"Kiara, please. We can't force her. The dangerous are enormous." The fairy queen told Kiara.

"I'm really sorry. I got to get back. My family will be looking for me." I said, holding out the crystal to her. She took it. I walked away.

"I understand, Rapunzel. Kiara will show you the way out." She said.

I walked past some of the animals and I saw the sad looks on their faces. "Goodbye. I'm sorry." I said and walked away.

I kept walking as Kiara ran past me and got on a flat rock. "You know, if I had the magic crystal, I'd nail Pitch." She said. I smiled as I watched her. She got into her fighting position. "En garde, Bird Brain!" She was saying words I couldn't understand then she ran into the tree. I laughed silently. "Oopsay." She said then fell on her butt. "Ow." She muttered softly has she dusted her head off a bit. I walked to her side. She laughed nervously. "Just trying to hit a tree and hopefully knock it down." She said.

"It's just that... I'm not brave like you." I said.

"Well, that's true." She said as we started walking again. "No one's braver than I, but, hm, I suppose I could help you." She said, looking at me.


Cast:

Odette as Barbie

Rapunzel as Odette

Jack Frost as Prince Daniel

Pitch as Rothbart

Narissa as Odile

Kiara as Lila

Hera as the fairy queen

Belle as Marie

Genie as Erasmus

Kronk as the burly villager

Young Jane as Carlita

Collette as Skunk Carlita

Cody as Ivan

Young Simba as Porcupine Ivan

Kida as Queen Mother

Phil as Reggie

Wendy as Kelly

Maurice as Baker

Sultan as Peddler

Rain as Swan Odette

Frog Tiana as Mouse Fairy Queen