A/N: I… don't even-! I have no idea what this is… I seriously do not. Why must I be so random~?

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia (Axis Powers or World Series). If I did, I wouldn't be in this situation. TT^TT *is being held at gunpoint by lawyers* There, I said it! Let me go!

"OH MY GOD!" America exclaimed, "THESE SCONES AREN'T POISONOUS OR TASTE TERRIBLE!"

That one sentence caused the end of the world. I'm serious. Okay, maybe not the end, but it DID cause a hilarious chain of events to happen to our favorite nations!

Sealand popped out of no where. And now the Authoress is sad because even Microsoft Word doesn't recognize Sealand as a country…

"IT'S ME, DESU YO!" Sealand said. "Now, who said that Jerk England's scones were good?" Everyone pointed at America. Ooooo~ Busted~! "… NYA!" And with that, Sealand ran off.

"OHMIGOD! I'M AS HAPPY AS A MAMA RABBIT WHO CAME BACK FROM COLLECTING POLLEN FOR HER CHICKS TO FIND THEM DEAD!" England yelled. He clapped his hands and ran to his fairies. I'm pretty sure he put something suspicious in his tea, but what do I care?

LOOK, IT'S A POLAR BEAR!

And it's foaming at the mouth…

"And now it's like rabies, rabies, rabies- OW!" France sang before getting bitten by Mr. Kumajirou.

Now is a perfect time to ask my readers something…

Have you seen my sanity?

It ran away screaming about unicorns and how I made it up… I made my sanity up. Ha! How funny! That COULD explain why the voices tell me to kill you…

"TASTE THE RAINBOW!" Spain yelled and started throwing Skittles.

"I DON'T WANNA!" Romano yelled. Spain started chasing him.

"TASTE THE EFFING RAINBOW! TASTE IT! TASTE IT! TASTE IIIIIIIIIT!" Spain yelled, throwing all the Skittles in the world at Romano.

"NEVER!"

"RAINBOOOOOW~!" America ate some Skittles and flew away on a rainbow.

"IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW!" China started to cry.

"NO! We already used that reference in another crack story!" Japan hit China on the back of the head with a chicken. Then some random suit of armor came and hit him on the back of the head with a chicken.

"ANGRY BIRDS!" Finland threw Gilbird at some random bystander… Wait… Is that a country? Maybe it's that big empty space in between America and Alaska…

"NEIN! MEIN GOTT! GILBIRD!" Prussia started to (awesomely) cry. His tears abruptly stopped. "I'm over it."

"Canadia! I know how we can defeat America once and for all!" Russia declared to the random bystander.

"It's Canada…" Who? "Let me guess, we're going to challenge him to a children's card game."

"No! We shall take the source of his powers and then use it against him!" Russia said.

"His burgers?"

"FOOLISH FOOL! The source of his power doesn't come from his burgers! It comes from…" Russia paused dramatically. "His leather pants!"

"Seriously?" What's his name stared at the snapped nation.

"Yes! Come, Canadia, let us obtain his leather pants!"

"It's Canada!"

"Who?" Everyone chorused.

"I guess I have nothing better to do today…" Canada was dragged off by Russia. 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga started… Oh God, he isn't!

"Ohhhh~! Let's take his leather pants~!" Russia sang. A Lady Gaga parody? Huh. Who woulda thunk it?

"Who are you?" Mr. Kumajirou asked his owner.

"I AM KIRA!" The bystander snapped at the bear.

"Cause we're hot! Hot, hot, hot, we are quite sexy~!" Russia sang.

"Russia, that doesn't rhy-" The random bystander was interrupted.

"SHUT UP! I AM LADY GAGA!"

Then the world exploded!

The end! :D