How Hell Butterflies got facetime, Challenge Accepted.
"I, Kisuke Urahaura, am a genius. " Yoruichi walked in right at that time.
"Do I want to know?"
"Of course you do!"
"I'll bite, why are you a genius Urahaura?"
"You know what a Hell butterfly is, correct?"
"Yes."
"And you also know what an Iphone is?"
"Yup."
"Well, I combined them, and now Hell butterflies have facetime!"
"That's actually somewhat useful."
"You want to help me test them out on Soifon?"
"What's the plan?"
Meanwhile, in soul society…
Soifon, captain of squad two and commander of the Onmitsukido, was pissed. There wasn't a better way to put it. Her reiatsu was flaring, and every Shinigami she passed fainted. Her idiotic excuse of a vice-captain had ate those damn chips and gotten crumbs in her hair. So she proceeded to kick his ass again. She headed to her quarters and took a quick shower. Once she was done and had a towel over herself, walked into her room, a hell butterfly came in the room. She answered it and instead of the typical message, she saw a sex tape of her former mentor and that damned Urahaura.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Oh hi Little bee!"
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like Soifon?"
Soifon then proceeded to kill all the new Hell butterflies with facetime.
Yoruichi and Urahaura still laugh about it today.