For Patty,
A Star Trek Fan-fic
Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise was feeling particularly horny that day. Which is something, since he is exactly like a bitch in heat most of the time anyway. Feeling bold, he entered the quarters of his first-mate and science officer, Mr. Spock, who was sitting at his desk with a bunch a' complicated gadgets.
"Spock," Kirk began, "I have a hypothetical situation for you to analyze."
"Intriguing." Spock replied, raising his brow. Kirk strolled about the room like a lion circling it's prey as he continued to talk.
"Spock, we've known each other for a long time. We have come to love and respect one another like the friends we are today. But what would you say if…"
"If?"
"If I put my dick in your ass. Would you say it was enjoyable or unsatisfactory?"
Mr. Spock remained silent for a few moments, seriously pondering the question. "Well, since I have never partaken in human anal sex, it would be hard for me to judge the result of this hypothetical situation."
"Whatta ya say we…try it out?" Spock once again raised his eyebrow in question to Kirk's proposal.
"Are you saying we should experiment with this anal sex act to determine whether I find it enjoyable or not?"
"Yes."
"I fail to see the logic in this venture."
"What I fail to see the logic in is why my dick isn't in your ass."
"Are you giving an order to let you penetrate my anus, Jim?"
"Sure."
"Well, okay then."
So then they fucked. And it was pretty good.
THE END.
Heh, forgot I wrote this. A present for my tumblr friend Patty.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy.