Bella was prancing in a meadow eating chocolate covered fudgecicles. Then, she met Edward. The two then had sex right there in the meadow. After they were done, Bella said she would love Edward forever before she blacked out.
She woke up in a hospital, and the doctor told her that she had blacked out do to overexposure of pure awesomeness. Bella asked if Edward as ok, and right at that moment Edward walked in and the two began to have rough sex right there on the hospital bed table, right in front of the doctor, who fainted right as Edward started to undress Bella.
The next day, one of Bella's friends uhhh oh hell I don't know Laura came up to her and asked if she ever had sex with Edward, then Laura and Bella had sex right there in public. Bella came to her senses after they were done and then slapped Laura right across the face and yelled at her for not going to her graduation or some sh*t hell I don't know.
So, lets fast forward 4 days. Edward develops anal cancer, without the knowledge of Bella, who keeps on hanging out with him. When the doctor tells him he only has a month to live, Edward knows the right thing to do. He tells Bella, and then the two begin to have hardcore sex. After they were finished, Bella started to cry and said that she will miss him forever.
6 years later, Bella visits Edwards grave, and cries many tears. The tombstone reads, "Here lies Edward, a true man." Bella puts down flowers and begins masturbate furiously to the smell of his tombstone.
THE END.