The Master Sings Want You Gone

by Odelta

What if the Master had a chance to sing a song to the Doctor before he died in The End of Time? This is sung to the tune of "Want You Gone" from Portal 2. This is a one-shot fiction.

This song is sung to the theme of "Want You Gone", from Portal 2.

Well, here we are again

It's always such a pleasure

Remember when we were the best of friends?

Oh how we laughed and laughed

Yes, even I was laughing

But now the times have changed and frankly I'm not your friend.

You want your Earth then take it,

That's what I'm counting on

I used to rule those people -

Now I only want you gone

She wasn't much like Rose

(no not even as heavy)

Now little Lucy Saxon is dead too

They sent the White Point Star

So they could live forever,

It's such a shame that we were all defeated by you

You've got a short, sad life left

That's what I'm counting on

For now hop in your TARDIS

'Cause I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my old best friend

Yes, I actually do mean you

My death was in way a way of peace

Well, I have been replaced

You don't need anyone now

I've been deleted but I'm certain I shall be back

Go stop some new disasters

That's what I'm counting on

One day we'll meet again but

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone.

What do you think? Constructive criticism is welcome and requested, flames will be used to incinerate the Companion Cube.