I'm still working on Chaos With a Side of Doom and When These Two Worlds Collide, but this just popped into my head, and it is so awesome! It's a one-shot, so no messy chapters. The whole story is here! YAY! Review, please! ANd be honored that I'm sharing it now.
A large alien ship, even larger than Dib's head, landed softly in the woods. The hatch opened, and out walked a dark, tall figure, followed by two more. The light shines on them, and it appears to be a man and two strange aliens.
"So, Dwicky, we'll catch you later, man! YEAH! We'll catch ya later alright?"
Dwicky smiled. "You betcha guys! I can't wait to give this camera to Dib! That kid just loves this stuff!"
"Hey man, that's cool with us!"
So the ship began to take off, and Dwicky smiled and waved goodbye. While waving, he accidently dropped his camera and it smashed to pieces.
"Aw, man! Well, I guess I can just TELL Dib what I saw!" Mr. Dwicky tried to figure out what he would do now. He had super powers, and he could do whatever he wanted. "I know! I'll get ice cream!" And so Mr. Dwicky flew to the mall. Once he got there, he shot a laser through one of the walls with his hands, and just stepped inside. After all, doors were only for 'normal' people. And Mr. Dwicky was special. He used his amazing new brain to track down the ice cream shop, which was on the second floor. As he rises to fly up, he hears a shriek of pain. "GREAT GHOST OF DOOKY! Someone needs my help!" And Mr. Dwicky zoomed to the horrible sound.
Finally he found a little boy, who had been caught in an escalator. Dwicky's eyes filled with emotion as he remembered his own experience with an escalator. He had screamed and cried, but aliens wouldn't help him. "Well, now I'm kind of an alien, so I cankeep this kid's belief alive by saving him!" Dwickey smiled. "But... it's a public school child." His smile faded. "And those are... scary..." Mr. Dwicky had to make a choice. "I can rescue him now, but then that'll be another child on the loose, and that's bad! But it would be good, because it would save a life!" Mr. Dwicky pondered this while a crowd of people gathered around the screaming boy.
"This is horrible!" Screamed a man. "Someone call the President!"
So the news cameras flew in, and President Man stood next to the boy with a microphone.
"We have decided as a nation, that to help this poor, screaming boy, we're going to have to blow the mall to piece!" Everyone cheered.
"Wait!"
Everyone's head turned, facing a triumphant-looking Mr. Dwicky.
"I'll save him!" And with an effortless tug, he pulled the boy from the escalator. He was covered with his own blood and som pig blood, and over half of his body had been crushed.
"Thank you Mr. Dwicky..." He whispered weakly, twitching in agony.
Everyone cheered.
"And the boy is saved by our new hero, Mr. Dwicky!" Said President Man, giving Mr. Dwicky a badge and applauding.
"Oh yeah! I'm a hero! I'M A HERO!" Mr. Dwicky laughed joyfully. In all his merriment, he victoriously smashed the kid into the floor like a football player would to a football after scoring a touchdown, causing whatever was left of the boy to break.
Everyone immediatly stopped laughing and cheering, except for Mr. Dwicky.
"YEAH! WHOOOHOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! Hehhehheh... heh... What?"