I just got Smash Bros. U. and I am feeling creative.
Also, I have decided to add myself as a character.
This chapter is mainly just introducing characters and my OC proving himself to the characters.
This was it. Finally the Smash Bros. would be releasing Smash Bros. 4. Everything was coming together. Even the characters who hadn't been chosen to return had shown up to congratulate their friends and rivals on their huge achievement.
The party was just about to begin, and the host, Master Core, was about to step onto stage. He was followed by Master Hand and Crazy Hand. As he began to speak everyone in the room grew silent.
"First of all, I would like to welcome you all to the release party of Smash Bros. 4. Next I would like to make sure everyone has arrived safely. When your name is called please say here [for the sake of my sanity I will not include the responses of the characters, only a list]. Luigi, Mario, Donkey Kong, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff. Glad to see that the Smashers of 64 are all here. [I will not be listing clones like Dr. Mario and ZeroSuit Samus in the list because they are the same people] Bowser, Peach, Ganondorf, Falco, Popo, Nana [Ice Climbers may be one character in the game but I still consider them as 2 separate people], Zelda, Link, Young Link, Pichu, Mewtwo, Mr. Game&Watch, Marth, and Roy. Great to see you all as well. Diddy Kong, Pit, Meta Knight, Red [yes I know he is called Pokémon Trainer, but he is based off Red], Charizard, Ivysaur, Squirtle, Ike, Snake, Wolf, Lucario, Sonic, Wario, Toon Link, R.O.B., Olimar [and Steve. Lol, you can just tell this is going to be full of refrences], and Lucas. I am happy to see that our non-Nintendo friends were able to make it. Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, Luma, Little Mac, Greninja, Palutena, Robin, Lucina, Shulk, Mega Man, Pac Man, Mii Fighters, Dark Pit (two voices can be heard from the background saying "Pitoo"), Bowser Junior [yes I am going to list all eight kids by name, I know they don't have different moves but it's my story and I'll do what I want], Lemmy, Morton, Larry, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Ludwig, and last but not least Duck Hunt. Thankyou all for attending."
"You forgot someone." said a voice from the entrance to the room.
"Ah yes, our surprise guest has arrived." replied Master Core.
A collective murmur is heard throughout the room.
"Who else is there?"
"I thought everyone had arrived?"
"What do you think this guy is like?"
"Calm yourselves everyone, please clear a path so that our friend may come forward and introduce himself." said Master Core.
The mysterious newcomer was draped in a black cloak and began to walk down the center of the room toward the podium. As he proceeded, everyone seemed to feel an odd sensation run through them, almost as if this person was unique from everyone else there. He seemed to almost to command attention. He walked with an almost sense of knowledge, like he knew each and everyone of them better than they themselves did. He reached the stairs leading to the platform on which Master Core, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand resided. As he passed the two hands he high-fived both of them. He approached Master Core and seemed to pause in thought for a moment. He seemed to be pondering how to begin. At last he made a decision and turned to face them all. "My name... is Rex. None of you know me but I know you all." He chose that moment to discard his cloak. Underneath he was a buff teenager, wearing a pair of leather jeans, a leather shirt, a pair of leather sneakers, a leather jacket, and a leather fedora. On his back was a sword made of bone. At his waist was a bone knife. His eyes were and his hair were red. "I suppose you could say that I am of a different world, or more specifically a different time. I am from the future, and I am here to tell you that you are all in grave danger."
Everyone in the room shared a collective look of skepticism.
"Why should we trust-a you? We hardly know a thing about you." said Mario.
"Yeah, you claim that you know us all. Prove that first of all." said Olimar.
"I understand your skepticism. Mario, you previously were enemies with DK. You had several jobs before you became a plumber, including: a circus trainer, a referee in a boxing ring, and a spectator of boxing. You also previously had a relationship with a woman named Pauline."
"How did you-a..." he replied, dumbfounded. "All-a right, I-a trust him.'
"Links you have, collectively throughout your games had a relationship, to some extent, with over a dozen women including: Princess Zelda, Malon, Midna, Ruto, Impa, Ilia, Cremia, Romani, and Nabooru."
All three Links looked down toward the ground in a self loathing way. They then pulled an extra hat identical to theirs out of a bag and thew it to Rex.
"Kirby, you were colored white in your first game because of a localization error because they couldn't tell you were shaded to be pink because it was black and white. Bowser, you have a total of 8 kids, but not a single person knows who the mother is. Not even you."
Kirby didn't look offended, he just smiled and went over and high-fived Rex. Bowser looked like he was about to cry.
"Captain Falcon, you are a racer who everyone initially thinks is from a fighting game because of your falcon punch. Charizard, your final smash is your mega evolution from Pokémon X because your Y form was too similar to your normal color scheme. Dark Pit, you were able to fly without the need of a goddess's help because the remnants of Pandora's power was in them, but she is gone now so you need help just like Pit."
Captain Falcon tossed Rex [who will from now on be referred to as me] his keys and gave me a thumbs up. Charizard came over and gave me a Mega Ring. Dark Pit looked a little angry but seemed to be okay.
"Diddy, your girlfriend's last name is also Kong but is in no way related to you or Donkey. Duck Hunt, in your game dog's job is to grab your body after you've been shot and yet here you are working together. Falco and Fox, you two are constantly jumping out of Arwings and they always come back because of a remote control in your scouters that senses brain activity. Ganondorf, you are the only living male of the Gerudos."
One by one the characters began to trust me.
"Greninja, you are the fastest out of the the three Kalos starters. Popo and Nana, if Nana doesn't make a jump and dies then she will come back after Popo goes through a door. Ike you fight for your friends, and you also fight your friends. Ivysaur, you are the only first evolution Kanto starter with a dual type. Jigglypuff, the ball of your microphone conceals the tip of a marker. King Dedede, you are a hero and a villain in your series. Little Mac, your are only 17. Lucario, you can sense my good Aura but are just really interested to see how extensive my knowledge is. Lucas, your brother's name is an anagram of yours. Lucina, your alt. color schemes are based off other characters from your game. Luigi, you idolize your brother. Marth, that tiara you wear belonged to your sister. Mega Man, your attacks are from bosses you defeated. Meta Knight, I won't tell anyone, but I know what is under your mask. Mewtwo, Mew is your father. Mii Fighters, you guys can change what moves you have. Mr. Game&Watch, you were one of the first handhelds ever made."
As I revealed more facts, I gained more allies.
"Ness, you have a crush on Paula. Olimar, You have two kids. Pac-man, the ghosts in your game are named Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Palutena, you can't cook. Peach, you have been in more games then any other female here. Pichu, you are evolved by happiness. Pikachu, you are the most widely known Pokémon in the world. Pit, like I said for Dark Pit, you can't fly on your own. Red, you are the only one here who hasn't personally seen combat. R.O.B., my condolences about your friends. Robin, you have a female form. Rosalina, your storybook is about you. Roy, you are only fifteen. Samus, you are female. Snake, your real name is David. Sonic, all I have to say is 06. Squirtle, your evolution chain is the only one from Kanto that doesn't have a dual type. Villager, out of everyone here, you are the only one besides Rob that isn't from a game that involves fighting of some sort. Wario, you created your girlfriend. Wii Fit Trainer, your game has been used to help the elderly. Wolf, you were considered for the main protagonist of Star Fox. Yoshi, you've been fighting Bowser longer than Mario has. Zelda, you are also Sheik."
Out of everyone there, only one was left.
"Shulk, do I even need to prove myself to you. The Monado has shown you some of what is to come, has it not?"
"Even though the Monado only works on Bionis and Mechonis, it did show me a glimpse of everyone here in Trophy Form. I thought it was a fluke though. But, with you appearing now, I'm beginning to think otherwise." he replied.
"So what you're saying is that there is a storm coming?" asked Snake.
"Yes, and it's coming for all of us." I replied. "In fact, it should be here right about ..."
As if on cue, the roof of the building was ripped off. Towering above them was the massive form of Taboo.
"Why hello there Smash Bros. long time no see. I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just came here to inform you that your new game has been cancelled." said Taboo, followed by a long session of maniacal laughter. "But don't worry, I have something extra special planned for all of you."
The mansion became surrounded in a black fog. Taboo placed the roof back on the walls and it fixed itself.
Everyone except for me was turned into trophies and disappeared before my vary eyes.