This is just a story that I wrote in my free time. I just decided to post it on fan fiction! It's not that long though. This is only chapter 1. Anyways, enjoy!

You have got to be kidding me!

Chapter 1: The beginning of Torture

"Edward, where are we going?" I asked. He was taking me somewhere, but I didn't know where.

"We are just going to my house, okay?"

"Fine," I grumbled. I was hoping that he'd take me to the meadow, but apparently not. We got in his Silver Volvo, and he drove me to his house. It was a silent drive. When we finally got there, he rushed to my side and opened the door for me. He was always such a gentleman.

"Thank you Edward! I can't wait to spend time with you!" I smiled. In return, he flashed me my favorite crooked grin. I stood there breathless. He then took my hand and pulled me gently inside the house. He opened the door, and I was met with screams coming from every direction.

"Bella, you're here! Yeah! I am so glad to see you," screamed Alice.

"Hey there, Bella! How's my favorite clumsy human?" asked Emmett. I shot him a death glare while Edward growled at him.

"Hi Bella. Nice to see you again!" said Esme. She was a very good person. She was a nice person to be around.

"Hey Bella. Glad to see you," said Jasper.

"Hello Bella! You finally came again!" said Carlisle. He was a good person too. Always knew what to do in case of an emergency, considering he was a doctor.

"Hi Bella," said Rosalie while painting her nails. She didn't look up, and her voice indicated that she was bored, and had no plans to approach me.

"Hello everyone. Nice to see you again! I am fine, thank you." I smiled while I said this. It really was nice to see them again. Well, with the exception of Rosalie.

"Bella, come here now! I want to try something on you. Please? It will only take five minutes, please?" shouted Alice. I knew better though.

"No way Alice! I want to spend time with Edward. Right Edward?" I looked at him and he just stared straight. Okay then. I still wasn't going with Alice though. She loved shopping. Correction, she was addicted to shopping. I wasn't, on the other hand. So it would be a very bad idea for me to go with Alice right now.

"Edward please let me take her! Five minutes, I promise!" Alice shouted.

"Alice, I want to stay with Edward. So I am not coming with you!" She then jumped at me, and I screamed. I fell down, and then I was being carried back up again. I was being rushed up the stairs by Alice, and Edward just stood there.

"Edward, please help me!" I shouted.

"Sorry love. I can't. Alice will kill me. No one double crosses Alice. If you don't give her what she wants, she gets revenge. It is just too scary! I am a vampire, and I am scared. The only thing anyone of us is afraid of is Alice! Do you want that to happen to me?" Edward asked.

"Edward knows well Bella. He knows what he's talking about. Trust him on this," she then turned to Edward and said," Great choice Edward. Great choice indeed. You know well, dear brother. You have chosen wisely. Your life is no longer in danger, for now. Muahahahahahaha!"

I sighed. "Fine, I'll go with her. I don't want that to happen to you Edward. It is only five minutes anyway. I'll be back in a while. Bye!" Alice then rushed me upstairs, opened the door to her room, and sat me on the bed. She pulled out some clothes and then carried me to the bathroom and sat me on the chair in front of the 10 foot long mirror. Her bathroom was a salon for crying out loud!

"Alice, where did you get this gigantic bathroom? I am a human, so I have to use the bathroom. You are a vampire so you don't have to use the bathroom. So tell me Alice, why is your stinking bathroom 100 times bigger than mine?!?" I shouted. Sometimes Alice can be very weird. Who has a bathroom the size of Canada?

"Oh be quiet Bella! I use this bathroom to make myself look good. I come in here and put on my makeup, while also checking myself out in the mirror. This by the way is something I like to do. I always look so good! I never fail to amaze myself! Bathroom's are not only for human needs Bella! Now, do you want to come with me and pick out some outfits?" Alice said.

"Sure, why not? If it helps me finish faster, then I will go with you." I said. Alice and I then went over to a door in the back of her room.

"Um, Alice? Isn't your closet over there?" I asked while pointing to a door that led to a normal sized closet.

"Silly Bella! That is one of my closets! I have 2, and that is the smallest one. This is my second one!" Alice said. She then opened a box next to the closet door and entered a code in the box. The code was in numbers. She pressed the numbers 19,8, 15, 16, 16, 9, 14, and 5. She pressed enter, and the door opened by itself.

"How do you get this stuff Alice? Well anyway, let's just hurry up and get some clothes. I want to hurry up and-"That is when I stopped talking.

"Alice, holy cow!" I screamed.

Oooh. Cliff hanger. So, do you like the story? Please R+R! If you can figure out what the numbers that Alice punched in stands for, you'll get something! It might be a hug or a preview of the next chapter! Please PM me if you know or think you know the answer!