A/N – Don't own twilight.

First fanfic attempt so please go easy on me. Constructive criticism is encouraged and I'm also looking for a beta that's willing to around for the long haul on this thing if it goes well. Now read on!

It was my 18th birthday and I was extremely excited. My senior year was almost finished, all my plans for college set into motion, I had a fuckhot candy apple red BMW convertible, and my amazing twin sister, Bella, and mother to share in this with me. So you say how can such an amazing thing go so horribly wrong? Perhaps it could be my mother's companions to mine and my sister's birthday party.

My mother spent weeks and weeks getting prepared for the party, so I knew it was going to be incredible, now I realize it was all to soften the blow for crumbling the world as I knew it. Bella and I were just getting done dressing to impress when mom had called us downstairs. It was strange since we had a few hours before we had to be ready to welcome everyone. As we reached the bottom to find out what was going on we were abruptly interrupted by the doorbell.

Mom went to answer the door and there was a handsome man standing there. Is this my birthday present, a hot fuck to take away my "innocence" because surely it couldn't be for Bella. Mother invited him into the house and greeted him with a semi passionate kiss on the lips. Weird. She then announces that she has some news for us girls.

Apparently this news has to do with the new man since he's accompanying us to the dining room table; code worded the serious talk table.

We all sat down and got comfortable since the look on my mother's face and this new guy's face were quite serious.

"Dennis and I have some very exciting news for you girls." She said. I rolled my eyes and this.

"The two of us have been seeing each other for six months now. I know you two have no idea who he is and that's mostly my fault. I didn't want to bring a man into your lives until I was sure that things were pretty serious with the two of us."

Dennis decided to speak up, "Last Thursday was your mine and your mother's anniversary and I took her on a nice dinner and proposed to her. To my delight she accepted! I love her with all my heart and I hope you girls with be as accepting as my boys have been with this."

Is this man fucking high? He must be that's the only explanation to the sudden announcement. They decide to just spring this shit on us after the fact? Ever hear of easing people into things? She accepts before we even meet him? This is out of control and I really don't enjoy not having any say in this.

I looked over at Bella and she seemed to have the same shell shocked face that I'm sure was on mine.

"You have children also? How old are they?" Of course Bella would be worried about the boys the stoned bastard mentioned he had.

"I have two sons. My oldest, Edward turns 21 in a few weeks" Well I guess Edward won't be the first I try to seduce; Bella always has to have the oldest, the spoiled bitch. "My youngest son Jasper turned 18 two months ago." Well hello Jasper. "Edward's in college, but he still lives with me and Jasper is a senior in high school also."

"When do we get to meet him?" Ah Bella darling, he has two sons not just a him.

"They will actually be here shortly. Your mother and I told them about the birthday party tonight and both were very eager to come. They will also be bringing two of their close friends; I hope you both don't mind." Ha I bet they were.

"Now girls, I know this is all very sudden to you but since we're going to be getting married sometime in the not too distant future we've come to the conclusion there's no reason to be split between the two houses." Oh no. Oh no no no. Again I have to ask, is this bitch high out of his mind? I refuse to move to bum fuck Egypt my senior year and I'm sure Bella agrees that this isn't going to work.

"I see that look on your face Rosalie and I know what you're thinking." Huh that's funny she actually notices the children she's kept in the dark for the past six months. "Dennis and his sons will be moving in with us since our home is bigger to accommodate all you children. I'm so excited to finally have my big family!" Of course our house is bigger. Three stories with beautiful Grecian columns, an Olympic size pool, a separate enormous hot tub, and all this sitting on 2 acres of pristine well landscaped yard.

Just then we heard two vehicles pulling into the expansive drive. Eager to see our new "brothers" Bella and I ran to the door. Oh Mylanta! How did that farce of a man create such perfect beings?

The first one got out of his silver Volvo grandma car. What on earth is he doing driving such a monstrosity? Seriously he should look like a geeky goon or something, not this striking gorgeous man.

Pulling in right behind him pulling in was a new 2009 Camaro. Oh god if the car looked that good I can only imagine what the driver must look like. Good thing I didn't have to wait too long since he had just put the car in park and was now stepping out of the car. I though granny car guy was hot but it was nothing compared to Camaro man. I think I creamed my precious little panties.

Now standing almost in from of me was an astonishingly gorgeous fantasy turned real life. He had nice sun kissed golden shaggy hair falling just past his ears. Oh and how tall he was! I'm guessing about 6'4ish. Lean and muscles in all the right places, I couldn't wait to get to know him better.

"Rosalie and Bella meet Jasper and Edward." The boys walked up to us and both were followed by another male. The two that were driving extended their hands to us. I of course took the blondes first.

"Nice to meet you I'm Jasper." Thank god the blonde was the young one; I really didn't feel like fighting with my sister over this guy. I looked over at Bella and was quite disappointed that she seemed to have taken an interest in Jasper too, especially since he was the younger of the two.

"Likewise, I'm Rosalie." I can't believe that was my lame comeback. I'm usually so much more witty and confident when I meet a new conquest of mine.

Oh look, Bella's finally figured out that Edwards the older one. I don't think I've ever seen her so entranced with a person in all my life. I'll have to come back and think about this later.

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