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"I've seen worlds you've never known about." Loki said, under the starry night sky. Thor looked at him with confusion. Loki continued talking before that big idiot could say a single word –"Yes, Thor. There are as many worlds and universes as stars in the sky. In one of them, Odin is my brother instead of you. In another, I am a woman. And a very pretty one, I must say."
Thor shivered in horror, giving Loki great satisfaction. He continued with his horrible examples just for the mere (but glorious) porpoise of giving Thor nightmares
"In another world, you're an ice giant. There is also one in which the human female you woo is my lover . And let's not forget those where we are earthlings in high school, or the others in which I am part of a team of lunatics who call themselves 'Avengers'. And if you think that makes no sense, wait until I tell you about the worlds where Odin is not a complete mother…hugger. Oh, and there is also this one where I am married with Sif. Don't you dare mention anything about that to Sigyn, or she will kill me. And what about those in which you and I are lovers ... Dear Asgard, just thinking of them make me feel sick again."
Thor began to laugh, and he was visibly relieved.
"What are you laughing at, stupid oaf? Can't you see I'm explaining you everything the Chitauri taught me about the worlds? "Loki snapped, offended.
"Oh Loki, the Chitauri trolled you big time." Thor said, wiping a tear from his eye and placing a hand on his brother's shoulder. "Those were not distant worlds, brother, just small pieces of fan-fictions. "
That said, Thor laughed again.
It couldn't be worse ... or maybe it could, since the man of iron and captain blue stockings appeared shortly after. Thor told them everything about what Loki had said, and soon, the three of them began to laugh out loud.
Loki was as embarrassed as furious.
He extended his arms to the sky and dramatically shouted:
"You lied to me! Curse you, Thanos, curse you! "
Far away from there, Thanos smiled triumphantly.
"I cannot believe you fell for that, Asgardian. Unknown universes and worlds my Chitauri ass!"
His prank had worked much better than he had expected.
There was no such thing as alternate universes or worlds.
Except those about Captain America and Iron Man.
Those were actually quite real.
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