Scene One
The two girls are sleeping, one on a bed the other on a mattress on the floor. Camera shows the full room. A phone rings and SAM answers as she sits up.
Sam
Hello? No, it's Sam. Bobby?
(Sam puts the phone down and looks around the room, her eyes land on Dean who is still sleeping on the mattress.)
sam
Dean wake up we have a major problem!
dean
Sammy! Shut up would ya?
(Sam throws a pillow at Dean who sits up rubbing her eyes.)
dean
What's going on? Why do I feel like my chest is being weighed down?
(Dean looks down at her body before rubbing her eyes and looking up at Sam in shock.)
dean
I have boobs.
sam
I noticed that Dean
dean
Why do I have boobs? Why do you have boobs? Why are we girls? What the fuck man?
sam
Dean calm down!
dean
Sam. I can't, we're girls!
sam
Dean, you need to relax, it's obvious what's done this.
dean
The trickster.
sam
Yeah. If we figure out where he is we can go back to normal.
dean
We don't have any weapons.
sam
But at least we have the anti-possession charms still.
(She taps her shoulder as Dean Looks and finds her own.)
sam
It's going to be weird calling you dean.
dean
How about Dee then?
sam
Better than calling a girl Dean I guess. Any way lets go.
(Sam leaves the room. Dean stands to follow.)
dean
We better be getting breakfast!
end scene
scene two
The two are outside, sitting on stone step. Dean is playing with a knife while Sam reads from a book.
dean
Alright, we know it's a trickster because that's the only thing capable of this.
sam
Yeah but why?
dean
The shits and giggles?
(The two share a look of confusion.)
dean
I don't know where that came from.
sam
The shits and giggles?
dean
Shut up!
(Trickster walks over to them grinning.)
trickster
Hello boys. Or should I say Lady's?
dean
I'm going to kill you!
(Dean lunges for trickster but Sam grabs his arm stopping him.)
sam
Dean, cut it out.
trickster
I have to admit, you two are a lot cuter as girls.
(Both Dean and trickster grin. Dean sticks up his middle finger.)
dean
Screw you
(Trickster takes Deans face in his hands.)
trickster
Such rude language from such a pretty face.
(Dean grabs his wrist and pushes him away before standing and wandering around.)
dean
Man I want to rip your throat out.
sam
Dean cut it out. Why are you doing this?
trickster
I was bored.
dean
So you turned us into teenage girls? Are you a pervert?
trickster
Now now Dean.
sam
We won't let you keep us like this.
trickster
And how exactly will you change it? You can't kill me because you don't have any weapons. What can you do to kill me?
(Sam and dean glare at him. Trickster smirks as he walks off.)
trickster
Goodbye ladies.
(Dean and Sam sit down as he walks off.)
dean
I'm shocked. You haven't said anything about your hair yet.
sam
I'm actually not bothered. It's still kind of long.
dean
So what now? Food?
sam
Sure.
end scene
scene three
The two are sitting at a table, Dean is eating a sandwich and Sam is on a laptop. Sam looks up and laughs at Dean.
dean
What?
sam
Nothing it's just, I thought if we were girls you would eat differently.
dean
Shut up. What you got anyway?
Sam
Well according to your Facebook, you were staying at a friends to get up early to film a video for YouTube.
dean
What kind of video?
sam
Supernatural.
dean
What a surprise. We end up being fans of a crappy show of our lives.
sam
Yeah. We aren't even in America, we're in Fife.
dean
How do we get home?
sam
Kill the trickster.
dean
There's a bunch of wood out back. We can use it to make stakes.
sam
How do you know that?
dean
I don't know.
(Sam leaves the table and goes off screen. Dean continues to eat.)
sam (off screen)
Dean come on!
Scene end
Scene four
They are back in the bedroom. Dean is sharpening a stake using a knife, Sam is watching Supernatural.
sam
This is stupid,
dean
Stop watching it then. You could help me with the stakes.
sam
I just don't get it.
(Dean closes the laptop. Sam takes one of the stakes.)
dean
Okay, let's get this bastard.
sam
You know, you need to stop swearing.
dean
Fuck you. Let's go.
(Dean goes off screen. Sam stands and looks to the door.)
sam
Dean, we don't even know where to find him.
dean
And? We'll find him somewhere.
(Dean walks back into the room and puts a hand on her waist. Sam smirks.)
dean
What?
sam
Such a sassy girl, just like real life!
(Sam walks off, Dean turns and watches her. She holds her arms out.)
dean
I'm not a girl!
(Dean follows after Sam.)
Scene end
Scene Five
Sam and Dean are walking around the woods, as they walk the trickster appears behind them.
trickster
Hello again lady's
(Sam spins and grabs him)
trickster
Nice to see you too Sam.
dean
Sammy, kill him!
sam
It might be a fake!
dean
And? Just kill it.
(The trickster smirks as Dean pushes Sam away and stabs trickster who yells in pain. Dean turns to Sam)
dean
Even if it is a fake we still kill it.
(The trickster laughs weakly.)
trickster
He's right you know.
dean
Bitch, don't agree with me.
sam
Dean, we're still here.
Dean
I noticed that.
(Dean turns to trickster)
dean
Why are we still here?
trickster
I'm still alive, aren't I?
(Dean and the trickster smirk. Dean grabs the stake and pushes it deeper.)
dean
I got that.
trickster
I'll see you both in hell.
(The trickster chokes on blood before dying. Dean turns to Sam)
sam
Please tell me it's over.
dean
I don't know. Come on lets cover the body.
(They cover the body with sticks and leaves.)
dean
Alright that should do it, let's get something to eat.
scene end
scene Six
The two are sitting in the bedroom surrounded by rubbish as Dean drinks a beer.
dean
Alright, we still haven't turned back.
sam
I know. What's going on?
dean
I don't know, but I do know one thing. This girl has a weak alcohol tolerance.
(Sam laughs as Dean lays down)
dean
Hey
sam
What?
dean
You look better as a girl.
(Dean smirks as Sam laughs and shakes her head.)
sam
Jerk.
dean
Bitch.
scene end
scene seven
Same as first scene. Dean/Jade shoots up and throws a pillow at Sam/ Abigail.
jade
Ab's wake up
abigail
What?
jade
I had the weirdest dream ever! You were Sam and I was Dean and Zac was the trickster and we killed him!
(Abigail sit's up running a hand through her hair. She points at Jade, she has the anti-possession tattoo and Dean's necklace.)
abigail
Where did you get that?
jade
Oh my god! Look!
(Jade points to the stakes, one is covered in blood.)
abigail
I don't think that was a dream.
jade
Ha! And you said I was crazy for carrying salt with me!
abigail
Okay, I take that back, it's not crazy.
jade
What does it even mean?
abigail
I don't know. Hey, why was I Sam?
jade
Because you're smart.
abigail
I'm not that smart.
jade
Well you're smarter than me. And I'm the oldest.
abigail
And the shortest, and bossy.
(Abigail throws a pillow to Jade, hitting her in the face.)
jade
You're mean!
abigail
That's why you love me.
jade
Yeah I guess so. If all this is real does that mean I killed Zac?
(Jade grabs her phone and dials a number)
Zac (over phone)
Hello?
jade
Hey, just checking you're alive.
zac (over phone)
What?
Jade
Nothing bye!
(She hangs up and both girls laugh.)
The End