Once upon a time, there were four rabbits – Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontails and Peter.
As the group started to depart they were warned. "You can go out and play but don't go into Mr Mc Gregors Garden." Mrs Rabbit said as she left them alone.
Flopsy grabbed Cottontails hand, Mopsy and Peter were glad of the reprieve of Mrs. Rabbits absence. They decided to go into Mr Mc Gregors garden and live up to their reputation as bunnies. No one would find them there- they weren't supposed to be there.
Flopsy and Cottontails sauntered along discussing their relationship. Cottontails wanted to be a nun and so, was abstaining, Flopsy had thus far respected her wishes and didn't push, but prurience begets desire and Flopsy wasn't willing to wait much longer.
Cottontails started to tease, "Flopsy, shall we engage in a bit of petting? My previous proprietor fulfilled all my needs in that department but since his disappearance I've been feeling neglected." Flopsy recognized that spark of vulnerability. He led her into the forest.
Discussing world politics ignited a passion in Flopsy and to see him so stimulated Cottontails. In her awe she didn't see a log in the path and fell. Landing face up on the path, Flopsy realised this was his chance and jumped on her.
Mopsy and Peter had just exhausted themselves and each other when they heard a loud yell Mr Mc Gregor had spotted them. His voice boomed "what the f..."Mopsy and Peter covered their ears to the dreadful speech but the vision behind them cause them to start.
Anya, a former vengeance demon, new wife of Mr Mc Gregor and source of fear to bunnies everywhere came running, yielding a pitchfork and yelling blasphemy at the two. Mopsy and Peter ran for their lives.
But Anya was too fast and Mopsy's last memory was off a searing pain in her right hind paw.