Okay, everyone, this story is based on a very true story. My dad loves reminding me about it every chance he gets, so I decided to write it as a story for one of my favorite ships. Enjoy, everyone, and please remember to review!
Disclaimer: Not mine! But the peanut butter sandwich incident is mine and my dad's... hahahha.
I'd like to dedicate this story to Essy, and my dad, who always gave me peanut butter sandwiches as a toddler. Love ya, dad!
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The house was silent, and silence was never good when someone else was in the house. Allison Cameron put down the book she was reading and looked around, listening intently for any sounds. But there were none, and she stood up and walked into the living room.
She still didn't hear anything, and she finally saw her daughter sitting on the couch with a Dr. Seuss book in her lap. "Hi, mommy!" Sam said cheerfully… a little too cheerfully, and Cameron looked around.
"Sammy, where's your peanut butter sandwich that daddy made you?" Cameron asked curiously, and Sam smiled.
"I feeded it to the VCR, mommy! It was hungry!" her two and a half year old daughter stated, beaming with pride.
"Samantha Avery House!" she exclaimed, rushing over to the TV and leaning down awkwardly to check. Sure enough, there was a peanut butter sandwich jammed into the VCR, and she groaned and stood up again.
The baby began kicking wildly in her womb, and she rubbed her stomach and groaned softly. "House, come see what your daughter did!" she called. Then she looked down at her large belly and rubbed it slowly.
"Mommy, where do babies come from?" Sam asked, and Cameron sighed quietly.
"Go ask your father, baby." Because he's not going to be learning again any time soon, she thought as her daughter skipped away.
She walked over to the couch and sank down slowly, staring at the VCR.
At least it had had a good run. Death by peanut butter. Who knew?
The End
A/N: Alright, alright, I was the one who originally stuffed the peanut butter sandwich into the VCR... and my dad has NEVER let me live it down. Hahhaha. I hope ya'll enjoyed this little story, and please remember to review!