Hello! My name is GoldenPistolz! I'm here to give you readers a new story to lay your big eyeballs on! I'm going to tell you right now that I want no flames or hate. You can give me advice if you see anything wrong though.

Anyways I don't own HunterxHunter and never will. Obviously. *sniffles with slight tears in her eyes.*

*sobs* DON'T LOOK AT ME! JUST READ THE STORY!

I slowly opened the heavy gates to get to my home and walked into my family's home with a big smile, my long black hair swaying lightly behind me. "So where'd Killua go?" I asked her mother, who was sobbing on the floor, rather dramatically. "Kil! H-He… he left! And this is the most important time for him!" she screeched loudly. I hid my little smirk, I'd always found it funny whenever my dear mom went into one of her hysterias.

That's when Illumi, my twin brother came in, he was wearing his emotionless face as always. "Aniki~. How are you? What have you been up to?" I asked him with a big smile. I opened up my arms for a hug, my leather jumpsuit making stretching sounds. He just stared at me blankly and turned towards mother and father. "Father, what would you like me to do?" he asked. I scoffed, "Clearly, he wants me to do something too. Is it so hard for you to say 'us', Aniki?" I asked him with a pout. My father cleared his throat to get our attention, "Kallumi, I called you because I need you to give you another mission, it has nothing to do with Killua." He told me strictly.

I put on a deep pout, "I can't go see my baby brother?" I asked him. He just sighed and turned to Illumi, "Illumi, I need you to go follow Killua, for your mother's sake. Kallumi, if you dare to go see Killua, there will be consequences." He commanded. I nodded, "Hai." We both said and turned to leave. We stayed silent for a few seconds, the sounds of my heals and his flats click-clacking echoing through the halls.

"You never answered my questions back there~." I told Illumi teasingly. He turned his eyes over at me, "I'm doing good and I've been doing what I've been trained to do ever since birth." He said with no specific tone in his voice. I smiled greatly at him, "That's good." I responded. I kept smiling at him as we walked down the hallway, "I never noticed how alike we look." I said out of the blue. Illumi eyed me, "Well we are twins. The only difference is that you're a woman and that you've got scorpion tail." He stated. I looked back at my metal scorpion tail.

Mother and Father had recommended it for me and I gladly took the opportunity. I had to undergo about 4 surgeries for the tail to become part of me. I could now control it since it was literally connected to my nerves and wired in my spine. The aftermath of the surgery wasn't too great either. It was extremely painful and I was still sent out on missions, but I trucked my way through it with a big smile on my face. Now, I was a boss with my little scorpion tail. In fact, I still continue to get upgrades on it. I've gotten one upgrade to where I can make poison inside of the little pierce part of my tail.

I had also had another surgery that allowed me to have paper-like needles come out of my arms to use on enemies, but I couldn't use it at all, since I didn't have control of it just yet. I usually wore bandages over my forearms to keep needles from coming out all of a sudden.

I nodded and my tail swayed in front of me, "I love this thing. I'm so grateful that I have it. It's much easier to do my job." I said happily. Illumi just sighed, "You also act different." He said. I just tilted my head and put my finger to my mouth, "True, true. You come off as emotionless, creepy, obsessive, and protective, while I come off as psychotic, emotional, crazy, and unpredictable. Isn't that funny that we're opposites in so many ways." I explained laughing.

"Also you look like your constipated all the time." I added. I saw Ilumi tense up, just the slightest, but he regained his composure, "I do not." Was all that he said to me. I chuckled lightly, "Alright, you have fun stalking my baby brother."

Illumi nodded and soon we were at the doors that led to the outside. "Well I'm off." Illumi told me. I nodded and gave him a little hug, which he didn't return much to my dismay. I got off of him and turned back around, my tail swaying lazily behind me, walking back to my father to get my information on the person that I needed to take out.

I walked into the living room and walked up to my father, "Father, I'm here for my information." I told him in a quiet voice. He quickly gave me my papers and I gladly took them before walking out of the Zoldyck family home while reading my papers.

"Zaxer Likins, 26, married, owner of a jewelry company, going to a private strip club, huh?" I read out loud. "Hmm. Looks like I'm going to have fun playing with my little friend." I purred quietly. I walked out of my home and quickly ran through the woods, until I felt someone watching me. I stopped where I was and looked around the area, but I could sense a familiar aura and smirked to myself.

"Hisoka." I chuckled to myself in a whispery tone. That's when I felt myself get pulled back into a pair of pale, yet muscular arms. "Hello, my little scorpion." Hisoka whispered into my ear. I got myself out of his embrace and swiftly turned back around and pinned his against a tree with my forearm against his neck and my metal tail pointed at him.

"What are you doing following me? Shouldn't you be with my brother, Illumi?" I asked him with a raised eyebrow. Hisoka just shrugged and I let him go. He put a hand on his hip, "I just wanted to come see my favorite person." He said with a purr. I rolled my eyes, "Yeah, ok. Now if you don't mind, I've got to go do my mission as quickly as possible." I told him and tried to leave until my paper were taken out of my hands.

"Hisoka!" I snapped and tried to grab the papers out of his hand but her raised his hand up into the air, just out of my reach, "You motherfucker! I need those! I don't have the best memory, you know that!" I yelled at him, jumping and leaning on Hisoka to try and get my papers back. But despite all efforts I just couldn't. "No fair! You have an advantage! You're taller!" I pouted loudly. Hisoka just smirked and started to read my papers, I saw his smile fall slowly.

"You have to go work undercover as a… stripper?" he asked me slowly. I rubbed the back of my neck, "Yes. I just want to get it over with as fast as possible so that I can go figure out where my little Killua is." I explained to Hisoka. "Killua? But… you better no let that man touch you anywhere. Only I'm allowed to do that." He muttered the last part to himself, but I heard him.

I smiled blushing lightly and quickly requested a car and drove to Yorknew City. This would hopefully be quick and easy. Besides, I was going to see my baby brother, whether father, Illumi, or Hisoka liked it or not.

I know it's not that good. I'm not too good at introductions, as you can see. If you can give me advice please do so. I know that Hisoka doesn't have that vibe and neither does Illumi but I did the best that I could. Please review! Thanks for reading!