A/N In between all of my serious award winning fics-AWARD WINNING I SAY!- um, excuse me for a moment. (slams head into wall) Now what was I saying? Ah yes. I try to find time to be goofy. And so now I bring you what would happen if Dr. Drakken-who we all no to be quite irritable-met Sam-i-am, creation of the genius that is Dr Seuss. May I present to you:

A Blue Doctor, Green Eggs, & Ham

By MaceEcam

Dr. Drakken was pacing his lab trying to think of a way to destroy Kim Possible once and for all.

"Maybe a spray that will cause her to disappear? No, I already tried that. Shego!" he called for his assistant before remembering she was on vacation. Suddenly a small furry man poped up from behind a console.

"Aaaaa" yelled Drakken "Who are you you and what are you doing in my liar?"

I am Sam,

I am Sam,

Sam I am

"Well Sam-I-am, you Sam-I-am, I do not like you Sam-I-am! So get out!"

The man just stood there "Do you like green eggs and ham?"

"Who in their right mind would eat green eggs and ham?"

Would you like them

here or there?

"What!? No I would not like them here or there." By now a vein in Drakken's neck was showing. "I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am."

Would you like them

in a house?

Would you like them

with a mouse?

"I'll destroy you and that house,

I'll incinerate that mouse!" yelled Drakken, grabbing the control for his death ray.

"I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Nor do I like YOU Sam-I-am!"

Would you eat them

in a box?

Would you eat them

with a fox?

"WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD I DO ANY OF THAT!"

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

"NO! screamed Drakken firing the ray. The little man jumped out of the way of the beam.

Drakken ran for it, jumping out of the waterfall entrance and landing in a tree.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them

in a tree!

"Are you making this up as you go?" Drakken falls out of the tree and onto a train. "What's this train doing here?"

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you,

on a train?

"You'd think I would notice them putting a train in the middle of the rain forest. And to answer your question, NO!" The train enters a tunnel.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

"SHEGO!"

You do not like

green eggs and ham?

"I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE! " Drakken screams at the top of his stomping up and down. Finally he calms down.

"Sam!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see." And with that he takes a bite.

"I like green eggs and ham!

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat.

And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.

And I will eat them with a fox.

And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like

green eggs and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Sam-I-am!"

Though nobody saw it

I have a hunch

As soon as Sam left

Doctor D lost his lunch