Chapter 1: Meet Aqua Cerul'ean Navy Sapphire Wentz
Real AN: So I'm late and only recently discovered the horror of My Immortal the fanfic troll extraordinaire. I wanted to make a bunch of parodies of this "masterpiece" and thus this account was born. This fanfic is meant for comedy purposes only and is not meant to in any way showcase my writing ability. The original work does not belong to me, and thank the Lord for that!
AN: Special fangz (geddit coz I'm goffik(ps secretly a preppy Mary Sue emo wannabe but don't tell anyone)) 2 my gf (eww not in that way baka) Sapphire 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin (Beaver) ur da love of my deprzzing life u rok 2.
Hi my name is Aqua Cerul'ean Navy Sapphire Wentz and I have hair with aqua blue streaks in it (that's how I got my name) with navy dark blue hair and silver tips that reaches my mid back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like a real punk goffik (AN: if ur a prep u best get da hell outta here!) I'm not related to Pete Wentz but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm actually a vampire mermaid with with razor sharp white sparkling teeth. I have pale white skin. I can also grow my tail when I'm submerged in water. I go to Iwatobi high school in Japan where I'm in my second year (I'm seventeen). I'm totally a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I like love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there (Real AN: Dang I must be rich because Hot Topic is really expensive.) For example today I was wearing a black and navy blue splattered and ripped shirt with a black corset with lace and skulls and a black mini skirt with bright blue fishnets to match my hair and lace up combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and dark blue and purple eyeshadow. I was walking outside Iwatobi. It was raining and pouring so I couldn't see the sun a it drenched my depressed soul which I was happy about. A lot of preps/posers stared at me. I put up my middle fingers at them.
"Hey Aqua!" shouted a voice. I looked up. The sky revealed nothing so I looked around. It was...Rin Matsuoka!
"What's up Rin" I asked.
"Nothing" he said shyly.
But then I heard my friends call me and I had to do away.
AN: IS it any good. PLZ tell me fangz!
Real AN: a The answer to the last question is NO. Hope anyone had a chuckle at the long sentences and horrible writing. I know I did when I first read the original fanfic. If people like this I'll try to hit more fandoms. If people don't like this I wholeheartedly understand and will stop. Peace out.
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