Author's note: so this is going to be my newest story. It is definitely about Elliot x Red (my character). I want to know what you guys think about this.

Chapter 1

I'm going to kill Ace when I get my hands on him.

"Hey Red!" I turn my head to see Boris running my way.

"Hn."

I grumble as I sit down.

"Awe~~~ what's the matter?"

"Ace is going to be put to hard labor for life and I'm going to be the one to beat him."

Boris slips his boa around my neck.

"What did he do this time?" He asks as he sits down.

"I swear! The idiot doesn't have a sensible bone in his freaking body. First we get lost then. He fights a bear. Then we run into Peter and I had to beat him with a stick just to get him to leave me alone. Then we run into Alice and that was just peachy. Then we end up in the Jokers lair and they want to be all weird and then Ace runs off leaving me with the two weirdos. Black decides he wants to play black jack then I kick his butt and he gets mad and-" I scream into the boa.

"Sounds like you had a seriously busy day." He says apologetically.

"It's fine, I'm just hoping there aren't any territory negotiations today."

"Um, about that…"

I look at him with fire in my eyes.

"Blood and his second in command are here for the negotiations and I need to find Gowland. Can you pretty please keep them in line?"

I hand him his boa.

"Boris, when I am done babysitting Mr. Skirt chaser I'm going to make a scarf out of your tail.

I turn on my heel and walk away.

I find the Hatters standing at the front gate.

"We're looking for Gowland right now. If you are going to stay for your stupid negotiations then you should follow me." I say moving away from the annoying group.

"Does big sister hate us?" Dee asks.

"No."

"Then why is big sister so mad today? It's because you hate us."

"I don't hate you and I'm in a bad mood for many reasons."

"It appears the young lady has had a busy day. Whatever has happened?" The voice of Mr. Skirt chaser asks.

"Lots of things. You're just adding to it though."

"Oh ~ how cold of you young lady. I was simply asking you what had happened."

I look at him.

"My day has been very messed up today and all I want to do right now is go to sleep."

"I understand young lady. Goodness knows how many people you've been with today."

I look at him with the most terrifying glare ever accomplished in the history of glares.

I look past him, just now noticing the man next to him.

"Hey Blood, who's he?"

"Hm, that's right you have yet to meet my second in command. This is Elliot March."

"It's nice to meet you." I say.

"Uh, y-yeah, It's nice to meet you." Elliot says with a light blush dusting his cheeks.

I walk forward a little.

Then Boris pops up.

"Hey, Red!"

I look at him.

"Turns out Gowland left to visit Julius and he won't be back for another three time turns."

"Well that is a shame. I was looking forward to completing something today. Oh well, would the young lady like to accompany us in a tea party?" Blood asks.

"Maybe some other time Blood, I think I'm going to take a break from visiting people."

He nods.

"Very well, young lady, I look forward to the next time."

With that the annoying mafia leader leaves.

I look at Boris.

"You still owe me big time."

I walk away from the stupid cat. I'm taking a nap no matter what.