Hey, Guys! how you doin'!? :), so this is my first story that I wanted to write for you guys and see how capable of writing I am. So let's get started with the history...(PD: probably some Grammar errors since English its not my first language, so if you guys see something wrong let me know! and I will change it as fast as I can!)
Chapter 1: The Sleepy Hero
"Keisuke, Issei time to wake up breakfast is ready!" Yelled a familiar voice.
The older brother simply rolled over in his sleep...snoring loudly "Just...just ten more minutes." Snorted Keisuke.
"Keisuke, Issei are you awake now!?" Yelled again the familiar voice.
"Aye aye, I'm getting up Oka-san!" Yelled another familiar voice, Issei, from another room.
"Keisuke, are you awake dear?" Asked the familiar voice.
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SNORT!
The familiar voice, Oka-san sighed "Typical of him... Issei, be a dear and wake up your older brother, please." Oka-san said.
Again. Another sighed but this time for my brother Issei "Jeez I swear, I don't know how he can sleep a lot..." murmured Issei.
Then it fell in complete silence for five seconds until someone decided to be a dick and banged the door with all his might.
"Oi! Keisuke! Time to get up!" Yelled Issei.
"Ugghhhh leave me alone, Oppai idiot.," Keisuke said sleepily.
"Come on, Kei! breakfast is ready!" Issei stubbornly continued.
Seeing no other option than waking up. The older brother, Keisuke sighed and got out from his bed, making his way towards his closet and taking out his uniform of Kuoh Academy and taking a towel with him, making his way towards the door, opening the door and getting greeted by his younger adopted brother, Issei Hyoudou.
Issei is a 17 years old, high school student 2nd year with brown hair and light brown eyes, and of course, a goddamn pervert.
"Alright, alright I'm awake now, tell Oka-san that I'm going to take a bath first". Keisuke said and Ise nodded.
"Sure, but you better move fast because breakfast is ready and we don't have a lot of time." Issei responded.
Giving him a nod, Keisuke made his way towards the bathroom ready to take a refreshing bath...
Keisuke P.O.V
Finally, getting out of the bathroom, I came downstairs clean and dressed in my uniform and still drying my hair with my towel.
Now that I was dressed in my uniform it was pretty easy to see my appearance, I have short green hair with a small disheveled, tanned skin, and I have athletic build, NOT like a monster muscular body 18 years old, but I was in good shape for someone of my age, oh and I have orange eyes, and yes I'm adopted, but that's another story for another time.
"Time for breakfast, sleepyhead." Oka-san joked with a smile, everyone now was in the dinner room, taking a seat next to Ise, and across from Otou-san and Oka-san.
"So...what plans you got for today kids?" Otou-san asked us while eating his breakfast.
"Hehehehe... I'm going to watch some Oppai with my crew!" Issei said with a small blush and a perverted smile.
Of course the three of us sighed, we should see that coming, since that's the only thing that he can think about.
"Che, I don't see anything special in those 'magnificent Oppai'. It's just a woman's chest." I blurted out.
Issei gasped dramatically as if I said something forbidden.
"What did you just saaaaay!?"...Wow, he is really pissed. "How dare you to call the mighty Oppai just a 'Woman chest'!?, Oppai are LIFE! You can do Ecchi things with them! They feed you when you where a baby, they can be substituted by pillows and you can do-"
"This is a delicious breakfast, Oka-san," I said politely as I ignored Ise who was steaming, yeah...he's mad.
"Ahhh thank you, Keisuke-kun," Oka-san said, thanking me for my compliment, ignoring Ise too who was now red from anger.
"And you Keisuke, what is your plan for today?" Otou-san said ignoring Ise too who was ready to explode.
I grunted. " Well, you know the same stu-"
"DON'T IGNORE ME YOU DAMN MARIMO!" Ise shouted making a vein pop out from my forehead.
"THE HELL YOU CALLED ME YOU DAMN OPPAI IDIOT!?" I return the glare, teleporting instantly into his forehead and pushing him away.
"YOU HEARD ME STUPID MARIMO!" Ise yelled back pushing back.
"AHEEEEM." Before I could come with a comeback a loud and incredibly fake cough of Oka-san dragged our attention back to her.
"I'm sorry to interrupt your 'brotherly bond'... but it's time you two go to the school," Oka-san said with a sigh.
To make sure she was right I check the clock that is hanging in the wall, and my eyes widen to shock.
'Shit! I can't be late again!' I, though, so I decide to eat all my food as fast as I can, I turned to Ise.
"Oi, Ise we have to go now! We only have thirty minutes before school start." I said to Ise who nods.
"Alright let's get going then!" Ise said, forgetting about our stupid fight, we stand up and make our way towards the door, but before we could take one more step Otou-san stopped us.
"Oi Issei... make sure that Keisuke doesn't get lost... again," Otou-san said making me turn around and give him a glare.
"The hell you said, old man!?"
"C'mon Kei! we are going to be late!" Ise said making my eyes widen again turning to my heels. I give Ise a thankful nod for reminding me, we say our goodbyes to Oka-san and the goddamn Old man.
Issei P.O.V
We were making our way towards the school AND! making sure that Keisuke is following me. Yep. Otou-san wasn't joking.
It's the truth, you see Keisuke has a TERRIBLE sense of direction, he can get lost so damn easily! if you tell him to go straight he would get LOST! I don't know how but that's really pathetic. But of course, he's always denying that he didn't get lost that WE were the ones who were lost.
"Oi Ise you are really quiet is something wrong?" I return to reality when I heard his voice turning around to face him, I see him looking down at me with an eyebrow raised.
I wave it off. "I'm fine just thinking about something," I said with a smirk in my face, making my older brother more curious.
"About what?" He asked with eyes narrowed...crap maybe I shouldn't make it obvious... he always knows when I'm remembering something funny about our childhood... like Keisuke getting lost...hehehe.
"U-ummm about... ermmm... Oppai!...heheehe." I said sweating a lot but jeez he is REALLY scary how he narrowed his eyes at me with those orange orbs of his! They are so damn scary! It's like he's melting my soul!
"Yo! Ise!"
"Oi Ise wait up!"
I turned behind to see who was my savior from this interrogation, I saw a familiar baldy and a familiar pervert with glasses running to catch up with Keisuke and me.
These guys are Matsuda and Motohama.
I greeted my friends, with the three of us they call us 'Perverted Trio.' and I didn't care. I'm a pervert and I'm proud of it!
Meanwhile, my brother just sighed and half-heartedly greeted those two. I don't know why he doesn't like them. When I asked him he just told me that 'they are so damn weird.' But they are cool! I mean Motohama can calculate the Oppai with just looking at them...lucky bastard!
When Keisuke finished his half-greeting Matsuda and Motohama stared at Keisuke with narrowed eyes.
"Oi Ise what are you doing with this damned bishounen?"
"Yeah! the hell is he doing here!? Did you just join the handsome bastards side that are stealing the girls away from us!?"
Sweatdropping, I just raised my hands to calm them down "C'mon guys! I know he's a handsome bastard...But he's my brother too! Cut him some slack!"
"Uhhhhh I don't even know why I'm a bishounen..." Keisuke muttered annoyed being called a bishounen.
"Anyways we have to go before it's too late let's get going guys!" My friends and my brother nodded and we started our walk towards the school, my brother was trailing behind from us while I was talking with my two best friends about Oppai and our new secret 'peeking spot' I tried to invite my brother to watch with us, but he just say 'No.' and leave it there. He is acting like he is not a pervert, but I KNOW that he is! but that damn bastard doesn't want to admit it, soon I will find proof that he is one of us...Hehehehe.
Ten minutes later we were in the gates of Kuoh Academy, it was an originally an all-girls school before, but they change it and now they make it a co-ed school! awesome right!? Too much Oppai for us!
"Ok, we are finally here.." I said with a sigh of relief that we make it in time, we still have 10 minutes before the classes starts.
"Oi Kei! We are heading to the classroom see you later!" I said goodbye to my brother... but I stop when I didn't receive and answer.
"...Kei?" I said without turning around wishing that he would answer.
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...Crap.
I turn around slowly, what I see makes me pale like a ghost, or we could say what I DON'T see in front of me.
Keisuke isn't here.
He's lost...
'THAT FUCKING...
Keisuke P.O.V
...IDIOT!' I yelled in my mind. those three perverts! they've got lost and now I don't know where the hell they are!
"GODDAMMIT!" I yelled making people look around me like if I was crazy, but I ignored them and try to find my way to the school.
'Ok Keisuke...calm down, we can make it yeah those god damn idiots always getting lost! Screw it I'm going to school, like hell I will let sensei punish me! Yeah that's right, sensei once said that if I'm late in class again... I will get punished and like HELL I will let that happen!, I will get to school just in time!... ok ok I only have 8 minutes... I need to ask for directions.
Running to ask a random person I spot someone that was...in a strange costume.
She was some kind of cosplayer. She had black hair tied in two pony tails and purple eyes... and a child-like body despite her huge breast, it was really difficult to know if she was too old or not to cosplay as a... erm what is she cosplaying?
Oh yeah! Ise told me about some Magical Brat or something but either way... she looks hot... NO! dammit, I can't! Screw you Ise!
She is sitting on a bench humming happily and reading some kind of magazine...no wait. Nevermind she is reading some kind of anime or manga... but what type of anime she is reading..?, I think magical girl, since she is dressed like that...wait.
THE HELL I'M DOING?! I SHOULD ASK FOR DIRECTION DAMMIT KEISUKE!
Running or we could say 'teleporting towards her.' I put my hands on her shoulders to get her attention.
"Eep!"... Did she just squeak? I mean c'mon its not like I'm going to rape her! I just want some directions! shaking my head to get those dirty thoughts from my head. I turned to look at her again and asking for the directions to the school.
"Do you know where is Kuoh Academy!?" I half asked half yelled in her face making her flich a little, but then she just smiled adorably...Wait what...?
"Of course I know where it is dummy~! that is were my So-tan study! It's over there!" She said pointing to another direction, to the left.
"Great thank you miss you just saved my life!" Thanking her I make my way towards the school to the left(?).
"Wait!" The cosplayer yelled making me stop in my tracks I turn only my head to see what she wants.
"You are going the wrong way, dummy! it's over there!" She said while jumping up and down like a child who wants a toy and pointing to the LEFT side while I was running to the right... the hell!? she pointed to this way and now she is pointing there!? is she making fun of me?!
"The hell! But you just pointed over there!" I said while pointing to the right, making her pout adorably.
"Muu~! You liar! I pointed to the left!" She said sticking her tongue at me...why you damn little...
"Watch it...Shorty..." I growled out making her eyes widen in surprise...and making her pout deepened.
"Muu! I'm not short you, big meanie!" She said with her hands down and stomping the floor.
"Yes you are!" I shot back.
"I'm not!" She shot back.
"Yes you are!"
"I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"I'm not!"
"AAAARRGG!" I roared angrily at this stupid discussion."Look, I don't have time for your childish games! I need to go to school alright!"
Before she could say something again I run to the left side faster than the light, jeez that was the most stupid conversation I have with someone...but now that I remember she just said that her 'So-tan' study there.. hmmm whatever! I don't have time to think about that I need to go to school before sensei kills me!
"GET OUT OF MY WAY FOOLS!"
"MOVE IT!"
"COMING THROUGH!"
I was running so fast that I could maybe break the record from Yuuto Kiba or more known as the 'Prince of Kuoh' THAT guy is a damn bishounen! I don't even know why they called me bishounen in the first place!
Trying to find my classroom before it's too late I could hear comments about me... majority from the girls.
"Is that Roronoa-Sama?"
"Yeah, he is! Wow...he's really hot today..."
"Ahhh our Sleeping Beauty hot as always..." THAT make my eyes twitch and stop my tracks..
"DON'T CALL ME SLEEPING BEAUTY DAMMIT!" I yelled to one of the girls.
"KYAA~ HE NOTICED ME PLEASE KEISUKE-SAMA MAKE ME YOURS!" The girl gushed making me look at her with disgust...
"HEY WATCH IT! HE IS MINE YOU BITCH!"
"NO HE IS MINE GET AWAY FROM MY FUTURE HUSBAND!"
And like that the girls started a brawl... jeez they are damn creepy before I could turn around I turn to my right to see the boys glaring daggers at me...Great.
"Damn bastard..."
"You suck!, Keisuke!"
"Yeah!, go and die you damn bishorimo!"
"HEEH!? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING BISHORIMO!?" I glared at the damn bastard making him and his friend pale like a ghost.
"N-Nevermind."
"Yeah w-we just joking K-Keisuke...hehehe."
"Y-yeah no need to get h-hostile man!"
"Che, whatever I don't have time to kick your asses." And like that I left the poor souls. Making them sigh in relief.
I got angry with them because they called me 'bishorimo' for what I hear that means half bishounen and half marimo... the bastard who invented that nickname will pay so hard...
Starting running again and ignoring the 'small' brawl from the girls behind me I FINALLY found my classroom but what I see makes me widen my eyes in horror.
The door was closing.
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...Like hell, I will let that door get closed.
I inhaled and then-
"AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH!" I let a battle roar and run faster ready to kick that door before it closes.
I will make it...
No matter what.
Rias P.O.V
Everyone in the classroom was doing the same stuff, talking, doing their incomplete homework, or sleeping. Everyone was here...well except a familiar green-haired idiot...
I sighed it was always the same case about him, even when sensei told him that if he's late in the classroom again... he will get punished.. that idiot...
the worst part is that sensei said that I should make sure that he doesn't fell asleep in the middle of the class I don't know how he does that...he sure sleeps a lot..
But there's something special that my rival/childhood friend and I we fell something familiar about him...
A [Sacred Gear].
Just like his adopted brother Issei Hyoudou, he has a strong [Sacred Gear] which one? I don't know.
I was thinking that I should make him part of my peerage along with his brother even if he's an idiot...he would be a good part of my peerage and maybe achieve my dream!
Sigh
Making me stop on my thoughts I turn around to see sensei who was standing in the door looking at his watch to see if our familiar green-haired idiot will get in time.
"It seems that he didn't take seriously my threat, oh well what I can do...for him." Sensei said and pushed a little the door, looking at the door I can see that it was closing slowly IF he gets before the door closes maybe he would be here in time and not get punished.
"Alright, class! We are going to start now, please take your seats!" Sensei said and everyone obediently went to their respective seats.
"Today we are going to check the homework and then we are going to work on-"
"AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH!" Everyone heard a...battle roar? Everyone turned their heads to the door, that was so really REALLY ready to be closed.
"What the..." Sensei said but before he could finish his sentence, something happened..
"LIKE HELL I WILL LET YOU GET CLOSED, FOOL! KEISUKE-SPARTAN KIIICK!" A familiar voice yelled and he...wait...is he going to kick the door!?
Answering my question I heard a loud THUMB and see that the door was DESTROYED in half! Oh my! I'm starting to doubt that he is not a human...
We turn our gazes away from the now broken door and turn to see who was the one to blame about it...
In the entrance, we could see a green haired guy with tanned skin and... wow he is sweating A LOT did he just run in a marathon?
"I...made...it," he said with big pauses..wow he is breathing hard he looks like he is ready to faint.
"I-I see that you made it just in time Roronoa-kun," Sensei said finally getting away from his shock. "But please...next time don't break the door. You don't know how our president needs to pay for your...Vandalism."
"No...promises," Keisuke said, the teacher just sigh and told him to take a seat while everyone in the classroom was giggling at the scene. And yes he is the ONLY male in the classroom, he is like the little brother to us
Making his way to the seat that is next to me he sits there and...fell asleep...
Sighing, I take my rule and put some demonic power in it, getting the attention of my childhood friend, Sona Sitri or Souna Shitori her alias and her vice president Tsubaki Shinra she sends me an questioning look but then she looks at Keisuke and sighed and nod in understanding, sending her a smile, I turn to the hibernating human.
I raised my rule then-
SMACK!
"AAAHHHHH!" He yelped in pain and surprised rubbing his new bump on his head and wincing a little, he turned to me glaring daggers at me.
"The hell is wrong with you woman!?" He half yelled half whispered, not wanting to bring the attention of our Sensei.
"Please, no sleeping in the classroom." I said politely, without flinching at his glare.
"It was damn necessary to use a rule!?" He exclaimed but then-
SMACK!
I slapped him in the head again making another bump in his bump.
"ARRRGG!"He yelped in pain and started rubbing his bump wincing a little. He just glared at me again, ready to yell in my face. So I raised the rule ready to deliver another strike, making him shut his mouth and turn to the class.
"You damn red monkey..." He muttered making my eye twitch.
"Sorry, can you repeat that again?" I said with a smile and my eyes closed, and of course with some evil aura in the background making him pale.
"N-Nothing," he stuttered, I just smirk and turned my attention to the class...ahh I love my job.
Keisuke P.O.V
"Dammit... that stupid monkey thinking she can hit me with a damn rule..." I grunted as I made my way towards a familiar tree, sitting on the ground I rest my head on the tree and take a nap.
Now, that crazy woman is one of the most popular girl in the school her name is Rias Gremory she's the first most famous female in the school and with another woman called Akeno Himejima, is the second most famous females in the school and they called them 'The Great Onee-Samas'...but I mean I don't see anything special about them...yeah they are hot, but the guys act like they have never seen a girl before...when they walk in the corridors the people yells like fuckin fangirls...jeez even Ise, is drooling for the damn monkey... maybe that's why he loves so much Dragon Ball...
"Oi Matsuda...are you sure about this place?" A familiar voice rang in my ears making me open one eye to see the one of the Infamous 'Perverted Trio'
"Hahahaha! don't worry Ise! I made sure that no one is following us right Motohama?"
"Yeah! don't worry Ise, jeez why are you so damn nervous anyways? we are going to see some Oppai c'mon man! Cheer up!"
"Yeah I know I want to see them but...what about Keisuke?" Ise said, making me raised an eyebrow. Huh, what about me?
"What about that damn bishorimo!? screw him! are you scared of him or what!? Matsuda said...I'm going to kick his ass later...
"E-Eh!? Ha! I scared of him?! like hell! a-anyways lets watch some juicy Oppai guys!" Ise stammered, wow he is really scared of me. Good.
"Yeah, thats the attitude now let's get going!" Motohama agreed.
And like that the Perverted Trio make his way towards...The Kendo Club...I sighed, a pervert is always a pervert. Deciding to close my eye again and take a nap... but I couldn't I was thinking about what happened to me when I was in the park and meet the short stuff...jeez I acted like a child...but who was she? she said something about her 'So-tan' studying here...hmmm...why I'm feeling a Deja vú right here?...Anyways who would look like that? she looked beautiful...and adorable.
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Ok, seriously where did that came from? I mean she is beautiful but...I have really never cared to have a girlfriend I'm not the type for fluffy stuff...great now we are talking about me not having a girlfriend, probably I should make appear some tissues and cry like a bitch...or take a nap, yeah I think I'm going to take a- ZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzz...
SNORT!
Twenty minutes of beautiful silence, ahhh only the birds chirping in the trees, indeed one of the best naps oh but the best part is-
"COME BACK HERE YOU PERVERTS!" A feminine voice yelled.
"YOU COWARDS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
...And the beautiful silence is over. Sighing I open my eyes to see just in time the Perverted Trio running away from a horde of pissed of Kendo Club...
And the worst part they are running towards me. Fucking. Great.
"KEISUKEEEE SAAVEEE MEEE!"Ise yelled with a look of horror.
"WAIIIT! SAAAVEEE US TOO KEISUKE-SAMAAAAAA!"...Wow, thats new...and disgusting.
Sighing again, I stand up just in time for the Perverted Trio hide behind me trembling like they have seen a ghost, and then the Kendo Club stop in front of me.
One of the girls takes a step forward she has brown hair and light brown eyes, her name if I'm not wrong is Murayama.
"U-Ummm I'm sorry for your disturbance R-Roronoa-senpai but we are here to take those three perverts." She said with a small blush on her face and glaring at the three mentioned perverts who were trembling.
"Uhhh and why do you want from these three idiots, no wait scratch that, what did they do?" I asked making her blush more did I said something wrong..?
"I-I u-ummm th-hey were-e p-eeking a-ahhh." Ummm she tried to say? I take a step forward with the three idiots still glued on my sleeves and stood in front of her making her face turn red.
"Are you okay?" I asked with a little worried putting a hand on her shoulder, and to my shock and from everyone she...fainted.
"Murayama!" A girl with pink hair, Katase I think that's her name, run towards her and tries to wake her up...with no success.
"Murayama please don't leave me!" She pleaded, I sweatdropped at the scene and kneel next to her.
"Is she alright?" I asked, she just turns around to face me.
"Yes she is okay, she only needs to rest, my apologies for disturbing your nap...we are going to take our leave." She said to me which I nod in return, but then she faced the three perverts making them shiver...
"And you three are lucky that Roronoa-senpai is here or else...I'll would make sure that you three bastards never walk again." She threatened, making them crying comically and like that, all the kendo club takes their leave while carrying an unconscious Murayama...
"Phew...that was close hahahaaha! Thanks, Kei!" Ise said with a goofy smile.
"Yeah, thanks, Man!" Motohama said.
"Yeah! Maybe you are not like others bishounen's after all!" Matsuda said.
But then-
BONK! BAM! BONK!
And like that three lecherous perverts are face-first on the grass with bumps on their heads and smoking coming through them.
"Idiots," I said with a frustrated sigh taking my leave.
I was making my way towards my house without Ise since he have 'important things to do' I sighed at his attitude. Seriously he is saying that he will get a girlfriend with huge Oppai...but the way he is acting I don't think so...unless she is a girl that likes to do ecchi things too..shaking my head to take out those disturbing pictures from my head I stood in front of my house and opening the door.
"Ahhh Keisuke-kun you are here." My Oka-san greeted me from the kitchen and I nod in return.
"Where's Issei shouldn't he be with you?" Otou-san asked.
"'He has important things to do'...like watch the Kendo Club...undressed." I answered only to get a sigh from both Oka-san and Otou-san.
"Anyway, how was your day Keisuke-kun?" Oka-san asked while putting the dinner on the table.
"Meh, like always...taking a nap." I answered, but suddenly Otou-san looked at me with a look of surprise and shock.
"Ummm dear are you okay?" Oka-san asked worried, I just raised an eyebrow at him waiting for an answer.
"Did someone took you to the house...?" Otou-san asked with a surprised tone, but then I see my Oka-san widening her eyes and looking at me intently.
"No. No one took me to my house, I made my way over here." I answering with an annoying tone, knowing where this is going.
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""WHAT?!"" Oka-san and Otou-san yelled at the same time, making me twitch my eyes at their reaction.
"Impossible! you always get lost!" Otou-san said I closed my eyes doing my best to control my anger.
"S-Sweetie are you sure someone didn't show you the way to our house?" Oka-san said with a shocked expression.
"No," I answered controlling my anger.
"Bull! you're lying! tell us the truth now!" Before I could go and yell at the Oldman, my cell phone started to ring. Seeing who was the one making the call, I raised an eyebrow.
'Uhhhh Ise? what does he wants?' I thought as I look at my cellphone that was showing a picture of my brother.
"I'm going to answer a call, coming back in a second." I said to them and take my leave and making my way towards my room and I answered the call.
"...Hello?" I said in the phone.
[YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEISUKE KEISUKE KEISUKE! Dude! Something amazing happened!]
"Are you not a pervert anymore?" I said sarcastically.
[LIKE HELL! It's something amazing you need to guess!]
"I don't know," I answered.
[...Can you at least try?]
"No."
[...Alright, alright...Party Pooper..] Ise whispered the last part but still-
"Huh? the hell you said?" I asked and I swear I could hear Issei gulping.
[N-Nothing...a-anyways I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!] Issei told me, but I just smirk. Hoh this is going to be fun...
"I know you have a girlfriend."
[Yea-Wait how do you know?!]
My smirk only grew more. "Yeah, heck even I meet her in person, she was with you since you were a kid!"
[Wait wait wait! who is she!? I don't remember anyone!]
"Want a hint?" I asked.
[Yeah!] Ise said.
"Alright then, she is holding your cell phone right now," I said with a big grin plastered on my face.
[STOP JOKING AROUND YOU DICKHEAD!] Ise yelled, making me laugh at his stupidity.
"Hehehe. Alright, alright you got a girlfriend, are you going on a date with her?" I asked.
[Heck Yeah! I'm going this Sunday.] Ise said happily.
"Well, Good job little bro, just don't act like a pervert in front of her," I said to him. I'm happy for him that he got a girlfriend, but he needs to control his lecherous thoughts in front of her.
[Yeah yeah I know! I'll try my best not to act like a pervert...and who knows maybe a will get a reward...hehehe...] Ise said with a perverted laugh.
"Are you coming to home because you know they asked me about you and dinner is ready now."
[Aye, aye I'm making my way over there tell Oka-san to save me some food okay?]
"Alright, I will tell Oka-san, see ya."
[See ya!] Issei said in a happy tone.
'Jeez that idiot got a girlfriend and he is damn happy...' I thought sighing poor girl.
But... I couldn't help but get a feeling of something bad will happen... shaking my head I exit my room and made my way towards the dinner room.
It was Sunday, in other words, the date of my brother, my brother said if wanted go with him so I can meet her new girlfriend...but I know the hell he is planning, so I'm not falling for that, he is trying to make me jealous that he got a girlfriend first before me, jeez he was like that since yesterday he was taunting me that he got a girlfriend first in front of Oka-san and Otou-san, I just let him continue with his 'hurtful taunts' since he was happy and was his glorious day.
While my brother was in his date I decided to go to the plaza to find something to eat...wow it was full of people the hell it's happening? someone famous is here or what?,Sighing I made my way towards a Starbucks to buy something to eat and drink some coffee since I'm a little tired.
Surprising, the Starbucks wasn't full of people like always, better for me. I don't have to wait in a boring line, so I ordered some coffee and a chocolate cake and sit in a chair that was close to a window, eating my cake I couldn't help but think about my brother's date...how is he doing? is he happy? did they finished?.. yet at the same time I couldn't help but feel a little worried about him, I mean he just got a girlfriend but man, that was fast. He told me that her name was Yuuma Amano and that she is from another school, I asked him if they were friends before, but surprising he told me that he didn't see her before, I asked him that I've got a bad feeling about her, but he just simply wave it off saying that I was jealous.
Sighing I decided to stop thinking about that, I should be happy about him not acting like and over-protective brother. Finishing my cake and coffee (that didn't take out my tiredness), I decided to take a nap before going to the house.
"Oi let me see those pictures!" An unfamiliar voice said that was in the entrance with another guy.
"Alright hold on man!" Said the other guy.
'The hell they are talking about?' I thought, I don't know why I care yet at the same time my curiosity grew bigger and bigger, I mean c'mon! If some guys suddenly says something like that in the entrance...it sounds a little suspicious. So I decide to keep hearing their conversation...maybe they are going to say what ae they talking about.
"Damn, she looks so hot...hehehe"
Aaaaaaand like that my curiosity disappeared in seconds I mean are they serious watching porn in the entrance of the Starbucks...? I just rolled my eyes at their expressions and take my small nap but AGAIN, something decided to ruin my nap session I turn to my right to look on the window and I see a LOT of people taking pictures at something...or someone.
Trying to get a better look at the person, my eyes widen in surprise to see who is the one posing for the pictures.
It was the cosplayer girl.
And wow now that I think about it there's a lot of guys taking pictures at her...perverts.
But surprising enough the girl turns around but stops when she sees me sitting inside Starbucks, we just stared one another before the girl smiled and waved at me.
Raising an eyebrow I return the wave and turned around so I can take my nap, now that my curiosity was satisfied, now I could sleep in peace...now closing my eyes and let my bo-
THUMB!
I shot my eyes open and I tried to find the source of the sound, turning to my right I jumped from my seat in horror.
The cosplayer has her face pressed against the window...that's fucking creepy.
she stares at me with a smile... Nevermind that's even more creepy.
I just stared at her with a terrified expression.
She just stared back with a happy expression.
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...Yeah, I think this is getting really awkward. And it seems that the horde of pervert guys disappeared a long time ago.
Walking slowly to the window I spot up that the window has a curtain, deciding to pull it down slowly. She wasn't moving she just keeps staring at me with her smile...creepy.
It wasn't creepy like the other day...maybe it's creepy because her WHOLE face is glued on the window...
The curtain now darkening half of her face...getting there...aaaand gone.
...That was scary as hell, taking a seat again and waiting for a minute for something to happen before I could take my nap...nothing weird. Good.
Closing my eyes with a sigh of relief I was feeling my bo-
BANG!
"OH C'MON!" I yelled and looked at the source of the door getting pushed in a harsh way, and guess who was?
"Muuu~ you are a meanie big meanie~!" She said with her arm crossed and a cute pout.
I facepalmed "What do you want from me, woman..." I said trying to sound polite.
But suddenly she smiled widely and teleported to my side before I could say something she pulls me off my seat and then surprisingly...she hugs me.
"...Huh?" Was my only logical sound. Did I know this girl? because I have never seen her before I decided to let her hug me since I didn't want to look like a jerk, but I feel embarrassed at the same time since the people inside here was looking now at us.
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"Ummm...you need something?" trying to shoo away the atmosphere of awkwardness.
Then the girl released me and winked at me. She shoved something in my hands, it was a small piece of paper with some weird symbols on it. Then I turned to look at the girl again she makes a magical girl pose...I think.
"When you are in your hour of greatest need, I'll appear by your side. Keep that with you. Just make your wish for me, and I will be there~" she game me a V-sign, the hell does that supposed to mean? is that supposed to be a poem for me or what?
Before I could interrogate her...she runs away, making me confused.
I just stared at her running from with a confused expression.
When she disappear I just sighed looking around just to see that the people are still looking at me, I shot them a glare, and like that everyone got the message and turned away. Looking at the paper one more time, I simply shrug and made my way towards the door, and like that. I was making my way to the house.
Walking in the park and the direction that a lot of people told me where is my house...(I DIDN'T GET LOST OKAY!?) It was getting dark now and surprisingly...there is a brown haired hentai idiot with her new girlfriend, Ise seems to notice me and start to grin like an idiot and making his way towards me...and here we go...
"Oi, Keisuke how's going?!" Ise called out to me with his stupid goofy grin.
"Hey Ise, I was just making my way to the house," I replied
"Errrmmm but it's not this way..." He said awkwardly.
Before I could yell at his face I notice his date smiling at me, she looks like she is having the best day of her life...so I decided to ignore that comment of his. I don't want to ruin his best day.
"Hey, there my name is Roronoa Keisuke, Ise older brother." I said but then I see her face to turn into one of confusion.
"Are you his older brother?" She asked and I just simply nod. "You don't look like him...no offense," She says shyly.
"None taken, I'm his adopted older brother." I sum it up getting an 'ooo' from her, then she smiled again.
"My name is Yuuma Amano pleasure to meet you, Keisuke-kun." She said with a bow. And I nod again.
"Well I'm going to return to the house don't be late Ise," I said to him and turn around and walk towards my home...
It was evening now, and luckily I just got in time, I was sitting on the dinner table with Otou-san, Oka-san who was making dinner for the three of us, Ise was still on his date.
"So did you find Issei on the plaza?" Otou-san asked me while reading his newspaper.
"No, but I found him with her girlfriend in the park." I said taking a sip from my bottle of sake, yes I can drink now I'm 18 years old they know about it and they accepted, because I was an adult now, but they said that I don't make it a habit.
"Really now? is she a nice girl?" Oka-san asked from the kitchen while cooking our food.
"Well...she is polite and I have to admit, she is beautiful." I responded while taking another sip from my sake.
"Ohohoho is Roronoa Keisuke getting a crush from his brother's girlfriend?"Otou-san...teased me.
"No," I replied while Oka-san was serving the food on our plates, giving her a 'thank you' from both Otou-san and me.
"Is that it you don't know more about her girlfriend?" Oka-san asked taking a seat.
"Nope, the only thing I know is that her name is Yuuma Amano and that she is polite but other than that there's nothing else."
"Oh, that's a shame I wanted to know more about her," Oka-san said with a sigh.
"Yeah..."
"Hmm? I something wrong Keisuke-kun?" Oka-san asked, with a worried expression on her face.
"You would think that I'm a jerk for saying this but... I don't trust her." I said to Otou-san and Oka-san who they were giving me confused stares.
"Care to explain?" Otou-san said taking another bite from his food.
"Easy, I can't believe it Ise made a girlfriend when he doesn't even know abo-"
Before I could finish my sentence I felt my mouth was hanging open...
We were just staring at each other with an awkward silence.
'Weird' I thought 'What I was trying to say...?'
It was like someone took my words from my mouth and took them away...
"Ummm what were we talking about...? Otou-san asked, confused as well. It seems I'm not the only one
"I don't know dear... and where is Issei?" Oka-san asked. Wait, he is right where the hell is Ise?
"I think he is in his bedroom sleeping," I answered. "But seriously what we were talking about?" I asked getting a shrug from both of them.
"Hmm weird..." Otou-san said with a thinking pose.
And we started to eat again, talking about different stuff...but that was really weird...It was okay if that happened to me...but to my parents? Finishing my food I stand up and look at both of them.
"Uhhh anyways I think I'm going to sleep now, G'night Oka-san, Otou-san." I stand up and take my dish to the kitchen and leaving it there, then I make my way upstairs, but I decided to check on Ise, so I made my way towards his room and banged a fist.
"Oi Ise are you there?"
...No response. Maybe he is just sleeping.
Sighing, I decided to not wake him up and make my way towards my room, taking off my shirt and pants, yes I like to sleep in underwear. I made my way to my bed but before I could sleep I decided to try one more time... to remember...what was I gonna say in the dinner room...this is getting weird, I take out the same piece of paper that the cosplay gave me today.
'Hmmm just make a wish and then it will come true?' I thought 'That sounds stupid...oh well I will keep it maybe it gives me luck or something I don't know.' I put the flyer on my drawer.
I decided to pull my sheets up to my neck...and fell asleep.
And that's it for today! phew, my first chapter I hope you guys like it! like I said early this is my first fanfic and English isn't my second language so if you see something with bad grammar let me know! I hope you enjoyed it! and yes my character looks like Zoro, except that he doesn't have earrings and orange eyes. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of this history. See you in the next chapter.
-Peace!