Five Nights at Madoka's
One day Freddy F***boy is out of money and is in a need of some weed. Apparently he spent all of it on his collections of anime dolls. You thought I was going to make a serious Five Nights at Freddy's story, f*** no. This is a Five Nights at F***boys story.
Freddy then approach to Bonnie for some cash. The bunny wasn't amused and is currently busy at the moment watching Breaking Bad. Freddy had no patience with Bonnie so he said.
Freddy: Bonnie get your ass up and give me your money.
Bonnie: No. I'm saving it for medical school so that I may have a spin-off series where I am a doctor.
Freddy: You f***ing asshole.
The bear then left and saw a news article on the ground. He picks it up and reads some random junk about politics and war. Nothing that interests him until it mentions a job opportunity to earn some cash.
Newspaper: Dine in on Waifu Wonderland. A place for eating pizzas and debauchery with your waifu such as Sailor Moon or anyone better than her. This week's theme is Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Freddy: Yes.
Freddy went off to the address to where this job opportunity may be in the day time. The bear realized that he haven't been outside for a while and the sun was too bright. Freddy simply ignores it and continues forward for the job.
Upon reaching to the place, he sees Wario as the manager of the joint. Freddy just walks up to the Italian plumber for his interview. When Wario saw Freddy, he didn't give a shit.
Freddy: Hello, is this place open for hire?
Wario: Wah!
Freddy: I'll take that as a yes.
Wario: Wah!
Freddy: Sweet. I got the job.
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At midnight, Freddy is in a room with a laptop as a security guard. Wario is such a cheap ass that the power is limited and he got the doors that need power to close. Upon realizing how stupid this was, Freddy gave himself a face palm.
Freddy: You have got to be f***ing kidding me.
Freddy looks into his laptop and saw the Madoka Magica animatronics in their place on stage. Lifeless, still, and f***ing kawaii. The bear wanted to flirt with them mahous, but alas he has a job to do.
An hour pasted and still nothing happened. Freddy got so bored that he went to the corner and took a shit. He then looked at his laptop again and saw that some of the animatronics left. Madoka is the only one still on stage. The bear decides to use this moment to rant.
Freddy: Is there any worth in working in such shitting conditions? Now the animatronics are going after me since that what happens in the horror movies. Now I must close the doors or something spooky would happen.
Freddy switches the camera to one of the halls and saw Kyoko running towards his office. The bear quickly closes the door and heard some banging. Afterwards, he looks at the mess hall and sees Homura looking at his soul. Freddy switch to the room near him and saw Mami glaring at him while in the other room near him in the other side is Sayaka.
Freddy: I must find some easter eggs to figure out the mystery of this place before any other Creepypasta writer get to it first.
The bear pushed on random buttons, hoping for an 8-bit game to show up. He kept on eye on the animatronics of the girls at the same time. The only easter egg that Freddy can find is a video of Wario naked.
Freddy: F*** my life. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Meanwhile the animatronics of the Madoka magica group gather together where the bear can't find them. They seemed to be plotting something.
Madoka: I miss home already.
Sayaka: I know. We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone.
Kyoko: We're forced to be still and play the same songs we've known since that day.
Mami: An imposter took our life away.
Homura: Now we're stuck here to decay.
Madoka: All we can do is find the imposter for taking away our lives, our memories, our future, and our identities. I forgot who I am and all I know is that I'm supposed to be Madoka Kaname. Some girl in an anime.
Kyoko: We feel ya. I hope that new security guard is the man we want.
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Freddy: That was a f***ing mess of a dramatic scene.
The bear was watching Kanon and find it to be very disappointing to him. It was around 3:00 and nothing special happen, at least to the bear. Freddy decides to go take a piss and I'm not sure if animatronics can do that.
As the bear went to the restroom, he spots a newspaper that features a murder case in the building. His hopes were kept high as he wishes this to be something exciting.
Freddy: This better be the f***ing easter egg that I desire.
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