RAINBOW DASH FACTS
1.
Lightning does not strike Equestria. It is afraid that Rainbow Dash will challenge it to a race.
2.
"To infinity and beyond", or, as Rainbow Dash calls it, "A light morning flight"
3.
Rainbow Dash is blue. Superman's suit is also blue. This is not a coincidence.
4.
Awesomeness is measured in units of Dash, with Rainbow Dash being 1 Dash. The average pony is about 2.5 millidash, meaning that Rainbow Dash is 400 times as awesome as an average pony.
5.
In theory, Rainbow Dash has a maximum speed. But only in theory.
6.
Rainbow Dash's sweat can be used as jet fuel. Too bad she never breaks a sweat. Ever!
7.
Chuck Norris wears Rainbow Dash pajamas.
This was written after watching the Death Battle on YouTube between Rainbow Dash and Starscream from Transformes, where Starscream was utterly and hilariously curb-stomped. High school student Stephen Thomas (aka Beatledude64) had done some calculations on the physics of My Little Pony, and found out that it is no wonder if Rainbow Dash is a little full of herself sometimes. She's faster than a speeding bullet, stronger and more powerful than a locomotive and able to fly … so basically, she's Supermare.
PS! Please note that the list is only for fun and in no way meant as disrespectful to Chuck Norris and his machismo. (When I published an earlier version of fact 7 in the comments section on YouTube I was angrily told to "f*** off" and that Chuck was way too manly to wear such girlie pajamas).