Hello mortals, I am Loki and I have joined Mr. Stark on creating fan fictions for your entertainment, this is our first one and we do not have much experience.
Tony: Loki, let the dudes read the story.
Loki: I'm not done with my introduction, Stark."
Tony: I'll just do it, okay?
Loki: Fine..
What Lokster here is trying to say is that, we are NOOBS in fan fictions and this is our first one, this will be the start of a series of Avenger and Loki fan fictions and hopefully we can even add some X-men dudes and other guys I know.
Loki: Like that Peter Parker boy?
Tony: No, maybe, yes. Anyways, we really hope you enjoy, please review, follow or favorite! And you might just win your very own LIVE LOKI collectable!
Loki: Stark, I do not approve.
Tony: C'mon, give some humans some love.
Loki: Only if they join my army.
Tony: Blah, blah, blah Reindeergames. HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FAN FIC GUYS! THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN!
Loki: Verily, please enjoy.
"Why did you have to bring me here." Loki depressingly said as all eight of them walked through the huge gates, Steve gasped in delight and Thor gasped in confusion, the rest looked around happily like kids.
"Loki, Thor brought you here to enjoy Midgardian entertainment at its best!" Tony said as he waved his around pointing at some things that Stark enterprises can improve, receiving a snort from Clint who was just behind him.
Loki groaned and grumbled as Thor swung an arm around him, pulling him closer and patted him on his back, "C'mon brother! Cheer up!"
"First of all, I am not your brother and I will not cheer up!" Loki retorted.
Thor merely chuckled and the rest of the team did too, all except Loki were feeling happy and carefree, and it was because of Fury's announcement earlier that day..
*FLASHBACK (warps)*
"It has come to my consideration that Loki, is now on Earth and Thor has to take care of him.. Why the hell didn't any of you tell me any of this earlier?" Fury asked the now lined up Avengers and Loki.
"Uhh, cause' if we did, you'll get mad and we'll lose Lokster." Tony said in his usual sassy voice.
"And what is the problem in losing Loki, Mr. Stark?" Fury sceptically asked him, walking closer and giving him an evil eye.
"Don't stare at me like that, it's creepy." Tony replied arching an eyebrow.
"Fury, sir." Steve interrupted Fury's awkward glaring at Tony, "umm, what Tony is trying to say is that Loki, well.." Steve gave a light chuckle before he continued "well, he was actually not as hostile as we were expecting him to be, he proved to be a fun guy and it will be a shame if you had to make him leave.. Sir.."
Fury swiftly turned to Loki who's hands were cuffed behind his back, Fury gave him a long glare, Loki returned it, head held high with a smirk.
"Fine then, I believe you, captain." Fury said as the rest of the Avengers turned their heads back to Steve who was looking awkward, "It also seems that you all trust Loki, who was the enemy, so well already."
"I don't trust him!" Clint shot up, everybody looked at him, "Uhh, remember the prank? The one with green and gold glitter on my arrows? Yeah, that's why.."
"It was kinda funny, mostly the way you reacted." Natasha calmly said, hands still behind her back and a small smile played on her lips.
"And it seems that Loki has proved to be quite entertaining to be with, well in that case.." Fury cut the two before a spat started.
Everybody waited for Fury's conclusion, eyes all on him as he walked back and forth in front of them, constantly eying Loki.
He finally cleared his throat, backs were straightened, "All you guys need is a vacation, a two month one, after all, summer is approaching." Fury gave which was an obviously forced smile.
"I'd prefer the glare, that smile is creeping me out." Tony whispered to Banner who nodded in agreement.
"You all, are dismissed."
*FLASHBACK ENDS (take the train to the present) WOOSH*
"Guys, me and Nat will be taking the roller coaster over there." Clint pointed to an extremely high roller coaster which made Bruce gulp a bit.
"Gut Inverter 9000..." Steve read the name of the ride aloud as he squinted his eyes.
"Sounds nice! Can't we join?" Tony asked enthusiastically.
"Couples only." Clint retorted, putting some shades on and pulling Natasha to him, she didn't refuse and merely smiled at Tony.
"Bye guys! Those lovebirds are so cute.." Rogers says. "Actually, there's only one bird, and that's Clint!" Banner said, puns.
Tony sighed "Well, now I wish I had Pepper."
"Anyway, we'll see you guys later! Just text us." Bruce said to the leaving couple who waved at him in response.
They watched the couple leave for a while, "So! The bird and his bee are gone and us men are left behind! Hulky!"
"Please don't call me that.."
"What do we suggest we ride?!" Tony continued anyways as he pointed to Bruce.
"Uhh, I guess the Wheel of Power.. It seems really coo-" Bruce was cut of by Thor, "DOES THIS WHEEL GRANT A WARRIOR POWER?!"
Everybody rolled their eyes, "Mamamia." Tony whispered and everybody groaned.
"It doesn't, Thor. It's just a ride." Steve corrected the now disappointed Thor.
"Oh.." Thor said, depressed at the realization, "Brother! Look over there! Thor immediately said as he dragged Loki by the arm, the sign read, "WATCH THE AMAZING, RARE, MONSTEROUS, and one and only, MAN EATING CHICKEN!"
"Well, that actually seems interesting... A Midgardian monster,I wonder how grotesque it will be?" Loki replied, green eyes widened at the sight of the sign and soon, the two Asgardians have entered the tent with the show.
"Well, I'll be going to that little booth over there." Tony tells the leftover men. "A fortune teller, really? I thought you didn't believe in magic?" Bruce questioned.
"First of all, ever since Reindeergames came, I started to believe in it. Second of all, I still believe in Santa and his flying reindeers, and third of all, I do what I want." Tony shouts because he already has sprinted to the tent of the fortune teller.
"Wow." Steve says as they watched Tony run to the tent, "Anyways, have you noticed those two clowns following us? Pretty freaky, mostly the one wearing an eye patch."
"Tell me about it, the other one is creepy too, those sunglasses, it's suspicious.." Bruce finished, the two clowns both held balloons, suspiciously, the balloons were black, they're costumes were brightly colored but the clown frown make up was the one very obvious, there were mothers holding their children close to them before they approached the two suspicious clowns.
"Freaky." Steve said again.
"Well, both of you are early!" Bruce remarked at the sight of the two Asgardians who approached them, both looking depressed but Loki showed more of an annoyed expression.
"The 'Man Eating Chicken' was a fraud, it was literally a grown man, eating a plate of roasted chicken! We left as soon as I realized it was fake!" Loki said with an annoyed tone as he glared at Thor who's back was slumped a bit.
"I'm sorry brother, I could've known... The man's fatness could rival Volstagg's though.."
"And that was the only amusing part." Loki said as he flung his hands in the air in annoyance and sighed "In other words, it was actually what you Midgardians call a 'rip off'."
"Stinks for you!" Tony was walking back, hands in his pockets, looking as sassy as usual.
"So, how was the fortune teller?" Steve asked after he patted the depressed Thor's back.
"Actually pretty interesting, and guess what, it was all about Loki!" Everybody looked at Loki.
"She said that after some event that'll happen in Asgard, Loki will be turned into a kid for some reason and meet new friends and do good deeds.. Anyway, its a fraud because she said that I will become rich and famous when I asked her to tell me my fortune, which I already am."
"I'll be turned into a kid?" Loki asked Tony, "Yeah, thats what she said, but don't worry, she fainted after that, a fraud right?" he replied, trying to lighten the mood, they all looked at Tony, "What? I'm totally sure she was lying, she did some fire thingy and I caught her having some gunpowder up her sleeve."
"Well, lets just hope she was." Steve sighed, "No need to ponder over that, let's just enjoy the night!" Thor happily said, finally finding his voice after hearing his brother's future.
The Avengers and Loki walked to the Gut Inverter 9000 where they were supposed to meet with Clint and Natasha, "Ooh, a text from Tash! She said to meet them at the Tunnel of.. Love.." Tony announced, "From the name of the ride, I can tell that it'll be horrifying." Loki said.
"Gross." Bruce said, putting a small sour face.
"Hey look! Its those two clowns again, the one with the eye patch and the other with suspicious sunglasses!" Steve said to the group, they turned their heads to the two clowns.
"The one with the eye patch, he has a face similar to Fury's." said Thor.
"The one with sunglasses, didn't I kill him before?" Loki said squinting his eyes at the two clowns, standing still parallel to them.
"This is freaking me out, mostly the one with the eye patch, can we just go, go, go?!"
"Fine, Tony. We were just about to leave anyways, c'mon guys, Clint and Nat are waiting for us." Steve ushered the group to the said ride.
In big pink and red letters the "TUNNEL OF LOVE" was written, there was a really long line full of couples young and old, out of the exit came Clint and Natasha, smiling goofily.
"Did you have a blast?" Tony asked sarcastically.
"Actually I did, I even have some photos!" Clint happily said, everybody groaned, "Great, he got photos." said Tony, Clint took out the photos anyways despite everybody's reaction.
"Dude! You look terrible!" Steve said as Clint took out the first photo. "Yes, very manly Barton." Loki said with smirk at the sight of the photo, in it showed Clint holding on to Natasha like a kid, they were going down a small waterfall in a heart shaped boat, Natasha had a neutral look on her face, obviously bored.
"Shut up. The waterfall was kind of scary."
"Every small waterfall he screamed." Natasha said, Clint glared at her.
"Like a kid." she added.
In the second photo, Clint looked like he was about to barf, Natasha looked like she was about to fall asleep, the background had unicorns, fluffy bunnies, cupids, hearts and other romantic things.
"Thank god Pepper's not here." Tony gulped at the sight.
"Is this how Midgardians show their affection to one another?" Thor asked, "Yeah Pointbreak, you and your scientist girlfriend will have to undergo this someday." Tony answered.
"Oh brother, I can imagine it already! Your disgusted face and she in your arms!"
"Loki, don't."
"There's a last one guys, show it Clint!" Natasha said. "No! It's embarrassing!" Clint answered, hiding the last photo in his leather jacket.
"Show it Clint, it couldn't be that bad." Steve reassuringly said.
"Fine, but don't laugh."
Clint took out the photo, everybody was stifling their laughs at this one, "The face of Barton baffles me!" Thor said, un able to control his laughter.
"Hahahaha! Clint looks like he's having a hard time shitting!" Tony laughed.
"Clint, you look constipated.." Steve said, trying to control his laughter and ran a hand through his hair.
"Looks like you ate some Indian food." Bruce said akwardly.
"The bird is trying to lay an egg!" Loki laughed as well.
Natasha was trying to stifle her laugh, Clint was turning into a tomato.
"Sorry, Clint. We just had to laugh!" Tony said after wiping some tears of laughter away.
"Clint?" he repeated.
"GUYS! LOKI! I SUGGEST YOU ALL LEAVE!" Clint suddenly screamed, he was being chased by a rather large group of girls.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Thor said surprised at the sight.
"Stark, what are those?" Loki asked sternly, anyone who can chase the Hawkeye himself away must be dangerous.
Tony's eyes widened, he took a deep breath.
"Fangirls. Run."
Tony: Loki wanted the cliffhanger and if you liked it, it was actually MY idea.
Loki: Stark, you are a terrible liar.
Tony: I have to agree with that.
Loki: Hope you humans enjoyed, the next chapter is coming up next VERY soon, if Stark would stop being a lazy ass.
Tony: Hey!
Loki: PM us if you have any suggestions, comments, violent reactions, or if you want to surrender your loyalty to me.
Tony: And me!
HOPE YOU ENJOYED! NEXT CHAPTER COMING REALLY SOON!
~a Tony and Loki productions