I'm being a serious biatch to Artie in this story. Just so you know.

Someone give me a virtual kick to force me to write more quickly because I can hardly get myself to update the stories I should update. *face-keyboard*

Himayura only stated a few possible names for Ukraine so I picked Sofia Chernenko. I used to have a friend by that name

as for Belgium, I decided to name her Emma and Seychelles doesn't have a human name either so it will be Maria for now.

Alfred crashed his bike against the fence surrounding the school not even bothering to lock it as he dashed for the school's entrance.

"FRUK FRUK FRUK! I'M GONNA BE LATE!" He cursed to himself.

Why couldn't the alarm clock just go off this morning?! If he was late again he'd have to suffer another lecture from the student council president! He was NOT going to let that happen!

Alright! Just around this corner and he'd be safe when...

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING~~*

The bell rang before Alfred could make it to class. He had to go get a note at the reception where that jerk of a student council president would be waiting for him with that creepy, smug smirk on his face.

Arthur kirkland.

He became student council president because of his high grades, perfect attendance, and high social standing. He would chew out anyone who he considered 'indecent' which was pretty much everyone except for himself.

Unlike Alfred who's grades were bad except for science and math, only got into school because he earned a scholarship with his baseball skills, and had no family to speak of.

Alfred walked with his head hung low down the halls, occasionally glancing into other classrooms to see the teachers taking the attendance of all the lucky people who had been on time and didn't have to do his walk of shame to the self proclaimed ruler of their school. It felt like when he tossed something in the trashcan from a distance and missed and he had to walk over there and pick it up times one million!

There it was, Alfred saw Arthur already scolding some of the regular slackers, delinquents, and truants, and warning those on first offense or those with a good reason for being late.

He caught Alfred from the corner of his eye and stopped scolding Heracles who claimed he was late because one of his cats had tried to escape when he left his room upon which Arthur scolded him for bringing animals into the school dorms.

There was one thing all regular delinquents knew and that was, if Arthur stops mid-rant to scold you about something it was serious.

Alfred did get late often but he always had a good reason! He just never had someone to testify.

Alfred didn't like the idea of having to share a room with someone so he didn't stay at the dorms. His house was only 5 minutes further and it was all his, but if he was late he'd need his parents to testify and he didn't have any. So even if he had a legit reason to be late it wouldn't matter.

"A very good morning to you, mr. Jones. What brings you here so late on this fine Thursday morning?" Arthur asked with his voice dripping in sarcasm and a malicious fake grin to go with it.

"A broken alarm clock," Alfred groaned. Usually he would have put on a fake smile of his own and have played along with the game, but he wasn't in the mood right now. This was his 3th strike this year which meant that he'd be forced to do dumb chores under the school council president's supervision.

The entire afternoon with Arthur.

"Well, can you prove it?" Arthur asked, still being sarcastic.

"How was it broken, Alfred?" A gentle woman's voice asked. It was miss. Chernenko who worked here as the receptionist since last week. She was a nice and cheerful person, though Alfred doubted if she was the brightest, after all she never even noticed how all the male students were staring at her chest.

"It's the kind that works on batteries. The battery died around 3 AM this morning, so I overslept," Alfred explained honestly.

"Excuses! He's lying!" Arthur yelled.

"I'M LIKE TOTALY NOT LYING! HERO'S DON'T LIE!" Alfred yelled back, feeling rather insulted.

"Well I guess you're no hero then," Arthur said with that smug look on his face again, knowing he'd hit Alfred where it hurts.

Before Alfred could punch his brains out, or even reply , miss. Chernenko cut in.

"Alright then Alfred. This time it's alright. Just don't let it happen again, alright?" She said with a smile. She handed Alfred the note, which meant he was safe! No torture with Arthur today!

"But miss-" Arthur tried to object.

"He'll make sure to be in time next time, Arthur. Please don't worry,"she said.

Arthur just stood there with his head as red as a tomato and his blood boiling while miss. Chernenko focussed on some other students.

Alfred smirked at Arthur victoriously, before flipping him off and dashing to his class. And while he ran he could actually enjoy Arthur's yelling for the first time.

But somewhere in the back of his mind he knew his war with Arthur was far from over.

~time skip, it's lunchtime!~

Alfred walked over to one of his best friends, Kiku. He was currently talking to Elizabeth. Alfred wondered if there was something going on between the two of them, he'd caught them with their nose is the same weird mangas with their faces pressed together and Kiku often blushed during their conversations when they thought they were in private.

(No, Alfred is wrong it's just the yaoi in case you didn't get it)

"Do you know that creepy classmate of mine that's always bugging me about how to get guys to like her?" Elizabeth asked.

"Yes, Natalya-san isn't it?" Kiku replied.

"Well I got tired of her so I pretended to be a lesbian and make a move on her and she hasn't come near me since!" Elizabeth stated proudly.

"Isn't that sexual harassment Elizabeth-san?" Kiku asked worriedly.

"Of course not. It's not like I asked her to sleep with me," she reasoned.

"What did you say exactly?" Alfred asked, the beginning of an idea tickling in the back of his mind.

"I told her: "Well instead of boys I could teach you about girls~" and then she made a face and it was like totally priceless-"

"If she had any expression at all it'd be priceless," Alfred cut in.

"Yeah but she didn't go away so I took it a bit further," Elizabeth continued.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Kiku asked, unusually loud for his standards and clearly worried for Natalya's well being.

Elizabeth smirked, but the smirk soon faded into a shy look and she placed one finger on her lips while holding the other behind her back and shyly shifting her weight from the back of her feet to the front so she was swaying like a little girl that had to explain to her parents where all the cookies went.

"You know how it works between girls don't you? You know it really makes me sad when you say you want to flirt with boys," she said.

Kiku turned red and got out his camera to snap a picture. Alfred's egg of a idea had hatched and he smirked maliciously.

He'd get rid of Arthur for real this time.

~after school at the student council office~

"So you wanted a word with me? Please do keep it short because I have other things to do," Arthur said.

"Yes, Arthur, but this IS very important," Alfred said, while shifting nervously. He had a hard time suppressing his laughter, though the nervousness was real. What if Arthur told everyone he was gay? What if Arthur caught Kiku and Elizabeth hiding with their cameras? What if it didn't work? If that happened than he'd get it twice as rough at school!

"Well, out with it. What did you want to tell me?" Arthur snapped.

"I like you Arthur. Please go out with me?" Alfred asked in his sweetest voice.

"I beg your pardon?" Arthur asked with his eyes wide in surprise.

Alfred could barely disguise his happiness at that moment. His plan was working! Or actually Elizabeth's plan was working but it would not have been possible without his mad acting skills!

This was the point where he'd have to give just one more push and Arthur wouldn't come within a ten mile radius of him again.

He placed his hands on Arthur's hips and leaned down so their faces where only inches apart. Alfred could feel his breath mingle with Arthurs and his heartbeat sped up.

"I've liked you for a while now Arthur. I need you and it can't be anyone else but you! Please go out with me?" Alfred said, almost gagging at his own words.

No it was coming, Arthur would push him away and scold him for being so 'indecent'! Arthur would get creeped out and leave and never be dare to enter the same room as him especially if they were alone.

Alfred waited for it, a pair of hands on his shoulders pushing him away, a head bud, or even a kick in the groin! But there wasn't.

Only one hand on the back of his neck and a pair of soft lips pressed against his own.

Before Alfred could even register what was going on he was already kissing back. Arthur began to softly nip at Alfred's bottom lip as his knee softly rubbed against his growing erection.

It was only when they broke apart for air that Alfred realized what had just happened. His mouth fell open and he stared at Arthur with wide eyes and his hands still on his hips. Arthur had a hint of pink across his cheeks and his signature smug smirk, but... There was something else there too, something Alfred had never seen on his face before.

"I like you too Alfred. I'm glad you made the first move, I too have felt this way for a long time. from now on we'll be lovers. We'll go out sometime but like I said I have something to do right now," and with those words Arthur pushed Alfred off and left the room.

"Is he gone?" A small whisper came from a broom closet.

Alfred merely nodded, still processing what had just happened.

"WOOHOO! THIS WAS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN EXPECTED! NOT JUST A FAKE CONFESSION BUT A REAL CONFESSION OF MUTUAL LOVE COMPLETE WITH A MAKE OUT SCENE!" Elizabeth and Kiku burst out of the closet, Kiku fiddling with his digital camera while Elizabeth danced around in joy.

"Elizabeth- san, is Alfred-san alright?" Kiku asked.

"I hope so," she said, stopping her victory dance to wave her hand in front of Alfred's face.

"I think he's in shock," Elizabeth said, turning back to Kiku.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Alfred cried out.

~ this is getting good : 3 ~

"And so starts the troublesome relation between the student council president Arthur Kirkland and the delinquent Alfred F. Jones." Elizabeth stated proudly to a few of the female hetalia academy students, as she turned off the tv on which she gladly shared the footage she recorded the day before.

"I'm not a delinquent! Heroes aren't delinquents! And this was meant to scare him off! I do NOT like that guy!" Alfred yelled.

"Aww~" all the girls said unison.

"But Alfred, you have to go out with him! Please! Do it for us!" Elizabeth pleaded.

"it'd be sad if you told him you disliked him now. Please just keep it up a little longer," Lily asked sweetly. She was probably more interested in Arthur's well being than in the yaoi (thank the heavens that her brother wasn't there to see she watched that sort of thing).

"If the two of you are dating I doubt he'll bother you, Alfred-san," Kiku said.

"Think of all the attention from the girls you'll have!" Emma said.

"I-if you go out with him I'll help you cheat on that next french test," one of the girls said. Suddenly all eyes were at the centre of the small crowd of woman who had come on Elizabeth's invitation. Maria had noticed how much nicer Arthur had been for her and if it was because of Alfred she'd do anything to keep them together. Besides Arthur would probably direct all of his anger at her if Alfred told him it had all been a joke now.

"Are you serious?" Alfred asked.

"Yes," Maria said bravely.

"Fine than. I don't get it but if you guys are all set on me pretending to be that guys's boyfriend I'll do it," Alfred mumbled.

"And with that the troublesome relation of Arthur and Alfred OFFICIALLY starts!" Elizabeth said.

I wanted to write a story about Hetalia academy and so I did.

I might bump up the rating later in the story.

I should really be working on my other stories right now, but I'm having a bit of a writer's block. *emo corner*