Hey ya. ^^

So I think I've become obsessed with South Park.I decided to give it a try,because everyone else seems to like I fell in love with it!

Now,before we begin,I must warn you don't support Style(StanxKyle),or you are againest gays,PLEASE don't yell at me!It's just a fanfic,nothing to yell about! You heard them tell each other they loved each other in "The China Problem"!(if you've seen it).

So,I hope you'll enjoy it!This takes place a few days after "Follow That Egg!"the boys are working on a book report,because they had been assigned the same book.

Stan Marsh and his best friend,Kyle Boflovski,were doing a book report at Cartman's house(he was at a stripper club,and they were there because he has a waterbed. XD)

"My opinion of the book is...god d**n it,why do they care? Does it affect our grade if we don't like it?"Stan grumbled.

"I don't know,you'd best be safe if you say you like the book."Kyle shrugged.

"Good idea,hey,howsyour report coming along?"Stan asked him.

"Eh...alright...I'm kinda not focusing..."Kyle mumbled.

"Why not?"Stan asked.

"Well...remember a few days ago? When we taking care of our egg and stuff,and then when we showed up with the egg uncracked,they made gay-marrige legal?"Kyle asked him.

"Yeah...wait,why'd they do that?"Stan wondered.

"I don't know!...wait,they don't think we're...gay,do they?"Kyle asked him.

"Holy s**t...you could be right...oh my god! You are right!"Stan cried.

"Everyone thinks we're gay!"Kyle cried.

"I guess we're the freak homo fifth-graders,huh?"Stan mumbled.

"I guess so..."Kyle mumbled as he started his third paragraph on his report.

Stan sighed as he picked on his fingernails.

"Well,dude,what should we do?"Stan said.

"I dunno..."Kyle sighed.

Stan sighed.

"Dude,f**k this,I'm taking a break.I'm going on deviantart."Stan said.

Stan looked into his looked into his "Deviant watch updates".

"Oh,cool!Cartman posted something!"Stan said excitily.

"Stan giving Kyle a BJ!Ha Ha!What a bunch of f**king homos!",the title was.

"What the...you know what..."Stan grumbled.

"Stan...I'm sorry..."Kyle sighed.

"Sorry?Sorry for what?"Stan asked him.

"I just...I feel like it's my fault that everyone thinks we're gay."Kyle said in a upset voice.

Stan sat next to him on the bed.

"I mean...if I never was born...I'd never have been parthers with Wendy on the project...and you wouldn't have been jealous that I was your ex-girlfriends parther...and we wouldn't have been...oh,it's just too confusing..."Kyle sighed,tearing up.

"Kyle."Stan said."The truth is...I wasn't jealous about Wendy being your parther.I was jealous of you being with Wendy."Stan said.

"Wait...what?"Kyle didn't quite understand.

"What I'm trying to say is...I don't really love Wendy...I love you..."Stan shyly admitted.

"Stan...why didn't you tell me before?"Kyle asked in concern.

"Well,I was so embarrested...and...I didn't want to be made fun of...or beat up or anything...and I was worried...because I thought you didn't feel the same way...I'm sorry...this is probably so mother f**king embarrsing for you."Stan cried.

"No!Not at all!I mean,everyone does think we're gay anyway,so..."Kyle stared at Stan.

Awkward moment...

"Wait...are you saying...we should be...together?"Stan blushed.

"I-I...maybe...I mean,do you think we should be together?"Kyle asked him.

"Yeah..."Stan mumbled.

Kyle looked at the clock.

"God,it's late."Stan sighed.

"I don't feel like going home,maybe we should stay here?"Kyle yawned.

"Good,idea."Stan smiled.

Yay!It's finished! lol I hoped you all liked ,this is gonna be the only chapter,so don't expect me to finish this.

See ya. ^^