Author's Note: Hey everybody! Since this is my first time writing fan fictions, for I was devoting myself to writing poems, please feel free to Read & Review (or, so I found out, it's also known as R&R)! And don't worry; I will not be hurt or anything…Okay, I am so lying. I might get hurt, but feel free to be as brutally honest as you can. If you have any advice or whatever (comments, etc), please be welcome to E-mail me or message me, or whatever. Also, some of the scenes might come from the anime, so it might look familiar.

I would also like to give thanks to my friend and editor, FlojoMagic46 (her new pen name), who helped me make this story better! Thanks, FlojoMagic46!

Anyways, enjoy everyone!

Disclaimers: I don't own this anime, as funny as it is…sob

bold is expressing

Italics is thoughts. I'll leave to you readers to see whose thoughts are whose.

There are 3 OC's that I added. First is, of course, Haruhi's little sister, Fujioka Haruka. The second are two new hosts, Yamamota Hidose and a foreigner who is a half (Japanese and French mix), Lemone Jacques (these are just random names off of the top of my head. The French name sounds lame, my bad.). More information will be given later in the fanfic.

Chapter 1-Crazy Morning

It was early in the morning. The sun was out and shining its rays through the window, and the birds were chirping happily, as if singing to a tune. I hated these kinds of mornings, where the sun was shining its death rays into my eyes, torturing me in the worst ways possible. Oh, and the birds are my favorite kind of hell: They are my own personal alarm clocks with no snooze buttons. I groaned and moaned, putting the covers over my head. After all, it was another typical morning, with summer and whatnot. Just as I was drifting back into sweet, sweet sleep, I felt someone shaking my blanket-cocooned body. "Wake up, Haruka!" I heard a gentle voice besides me. I groaned and pushed the covers back to sit up. I shifted my eyes and stared at Nee-chan.

"What, Haru nee-chan (big sister)?" How could she always get up so early in the morning?

I saw a pair of gentle, brown eyes staring at me. She smiled and ruffled my messy, but long hair. Unlike me, my nee-chan had cut her brown hair (I heard it was because of a gum incident) up to her lower neck area. It didn't seem to grow much. "It's your first day of going to Ouran!" Oh, yeah, summer just ended and the first day of school is here. Whoopee. This is the year that I would be a second year at Ouran.

"So? It's not THAT big of a deal. Besides, with all of those rich kids and their pretty faces, doesn't the school let them sleep in to maintain their beautiful faces?" I groaned yet again. "I need my beauty sleep!"

Nee-chan chuckled. "Even so, we'd better hurry or else…"A ringing cell phone interrupted her. She sighed, pulled out her new cell phone (that, I heard, these two twins donated), and picked up. "Hello?"

"HARUHI, MY DAUGHTER!" An overly dramatic concerned voice called. That must be the infamous Tamaki-senpai that Nee-chan talks so much about. Last year, due to some debts, Nee-chan was forced to join a club named the Host Club. "Why aren't you at school yet? Could it be?! Are you lost, or, even worse?" He gasped. "Is your whole family kidnapped, and sold as slaves to big, scary pirates who likes little girls?! Otou-san (father) will come save you right away!" He continued rambling away.

Nee-chan grimaced. "Wait, Tamaki-sen…" I heard a roaring of an engine, then the sounds of a car speeding away over the phone. "Uh, senpai?" Nee-chan said. I decided to lie down to get more sleep. "Ick!"

"Yo!" Two unison voices answered. "Our lord is very worried right now, Haruhi. Where are you?"

I heard a sigh. "I'm at home right now, getting my sister up and going. I'll be there soon." A click from the phone meant that Nee-chan hung up. "Come on, Haruka. Let's go before everyone goes even MORE crazy."

I quickly dressed in my new uniform, which was a dress. It was quite tacky, and it just says "Oh, I'm such a goody-goody!" It was yellow, with a white collar and little white cuffs. What made it worse was there were ribbons in the cuffs, which were thin and red. There was a GIANT blue bow tucked in the collar. I quickly changed and made some…improvises. I cut about half of my dress off, so it was shorter so I had more leg movement, and I cut a little slit on the right side of my new dress, so it showed a little open space (of course, I wore shorts underneath) and cut off those annoying sleeves to make thin spaghetti straps. Lastly, I pulled the collar further from my neck so it was much wider and less choking. I brushed my long (waist-length) reddish brownish hair and quickly put on my new and improved short socks. Then, as if signaled, the doorbell rung, and poundings were coming from the door. "HARUHI, OPEN UP, IT'S OTOU-SAN!"

"Haruka, can you go get that?" Nee-chan yelled from the bathroom. "Okay, nee-chan!" I called back. Then, I went to answer the door. "Coming!" I opened the door to find…

A tall and fairly white skinned man standing at the door, wearing a blue uniform with a crest on his right shoulder. He looks pretty cute, but he looks like a foreigner, for he had blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes, which gleamed with happiness. "HARU-HIIII!" Wait, Haruhi? Was he talking to me?

Suddenly, he grabbed my shoulders and gave me a bear hug. "Oh, Haruhi, my daughter! You finally grew your hair back and are wearing the girl's uniform. But, why is it showing so much skin?" I felt something wet drop on my shoulders, which I hoped was tears, and not drool. "AH!" I screamed, which would shake the world.

Immediately, a smack landed on Mr. Obsessive's head. Looks like Nee-chan saved me! "Owwww…." A cry came from him. He quickly let me go and rubbed his head. Then, he blinked as he looked at the person behind me. "Haruhi? Is that you? Then…who is this?" He pointed to me.

My nee-chan sighed. "Baka. This is my imooto (little sister), Fujioka Haruka." She patted my head while I clung to her. "And please don't touch her, senpai. You're very dangerous, you know?" He immediately started sulking.

This is going to be the start of a crazy year!

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