A/N: Hi :) Im just starting to write fics but ive been reading for afew months now
if you have any advice please help me out
The Fucked Up Life of Shadow the Hedgehog
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS
SEGA DOES
I ALSO DONT OWN MICHEAL MYERS
DONT SUE ME! IM POOR!
time: 3 am
place: Shadow's house
pound pound pound
"Who the fuck is at the door this early?" yelled a familiar black hedgehog
Thinking its either a government assassin or one of the many idiots that infest his life, Shadow grabbed his AK-47 out of his closet and rolls to the door and shoots the door out before even looking out the peep hole (just to try to get his first kill of the day).
"What the hell was that Shadow?" yelled the animal hiding behind what remains of shadows front door
"Is there a reason your here knuckles?" asked Shadow with a look that would scare the shit out of Micheal Myers
"Me and Tails were wondering if you wanted to go caroling with us?" Knuckles asked with a stupid oblivious smile
"It's only the 11th you dumbass excuse for a master emerald guardian!" Shadow screamed at the echidna
Shadow then reached behind his back and with a yell "Chaos Control! " and in a blinding green flash, Knuckles was in Alaska.
-Knuckles' voice is heard in the distance-
"Fuck you Shadow!" yelled a steaming Knuckles
"Music to my ears, he said with content, now time for sleep." yawned the obsidian hedgehog
Because hes so tired he just falls asleep on the couch in his living room.
THE NEXT MORNING
Shadow go another loud awakening but this time it was someone he didnt completly hate, one of his best friends Sonic the Hedgehog.
"Yo Shadow, you home?" yelled the blue blur
"Yeah man just give me a second to get my shit together." Shadow hollered back
literally one second later shadow was outside and Sonic was looking impatient
"What took you so long?" he asked sarcasticly
"And what the hell happened to your front door?"
"Ill tell you later, lets just get there before were late".
The two heroes ran off to where ever the hell their are going
slight suspence :P It was a short chapter but its just the start of what I hope will be a long and funny story
read AND review and keep in mind im completly new at this so if you have any tips they will be very much appreciated :D