The Loud Children are gathered together In Lincoln's basement
"Lisa get over here" Lincoln orders her to rejoin the group, everyone looks at her
"I still don't comprehend why you refused to let me expected the engine you created," Lisa said sliding her glasses back into place
"Simple the engine I created doesn't need your 'magic touch'" Lincoln said annoyed having this conversation with her again
"I can make your prototype a more proactive for all Homo sapiens everywhere," Lisa said trying to reason
"No, no you will not" He raises an eyebrow tours her "You're just angry that I created the engine before you, I refuse to let you take credit for it, you also know about the vehicle I'm creating based on the engine I created that will put oil company out of business and what really riles you up is the idea of you being second placed as the smartest human by me" Lisa struggling to keep her composure
"Now you listen here" Lisa starts
"GET OVER HERE" Lincoln bellows making all his other sisters cover their ears
Lisa groans walking back to the group "You wonder why I won't let you down here?" he said not too happy about the argument
Lisa raises an eyebrow at her older brother, looks away nodding her head understanding what he's getting at "Now Lisa what the new toy you invented" Lincoln said breaking the silence that's growing in the room
"Ya Dude lets get the movie started already, I want to watch: The Song of the Rocker Heart" Luna throws her hands in the air headbanging to it
"Isn't that a romance between an opera singer and a wannabe rock star?" Lola chimes in
"I don't know but it sounds interesting" Luna shrugged her shoulders
"I read a review about it and it is a story about the romance between Wannabe rockstar and a big name Opera singer and the two working together trying to mix the two pollers opposite types of music" Luan informing everyone
"Okay now I want to watch it more" Luna getting excited
"My apology my third eldest siblings but we'll have to watch that movie another night," Lisa said now standing in front of everyone, she pulls a tarp revealing what looks like a chair with a projection camera on the back of it "I named it Mind movie" Lisa raising presenting it
She then goes off explaining the function of the Mind Movie, getting nothing but blank stares from everyone in the room, Lincoln speaks up "So in simple terms, your Mind Movie toy there swaps the brain from this dimension to another dimension and projects like a movie" Lincoln said
"Yes" Everyone except Leni lets an out a collective "oooooooh" Leni is starting to get a headache, Lincoln seeing the 'steam' coming from her ears, to get her to stop, he messages her shoulder achieving it "Now Lincoln please come down here and take a seat into the Mind Movie" Lisa said getting his attention
"Why is that?" Lincoln asks with suspicion in his voice as he pops Leni's back
"This is a prototype someone with strong endurance both body mind and a whereness of oneself, smart enough to be able to separate their true selves from their alternate selves is needed and do to my calculation you are the one that meets the needed requirement beside myself of course," Lisa said, leaving no room to argue
Lincoln gets up his suspicion is still lingering, sitting in the chair "Lincoln you're going to need to clear your mind from any thoughts and any disrupting emotion" She said strapping him into the chair "Your mind will swap with another Lincoln who is asleep as well, your body will stay in hibernation state as you go through and live another Lincoln's life" She put the mind cape pulling it over his eyes on his head strapping a chin guard, tightening the chin guard allowing the mind cape to form the shape of his head "For you to return to our dimension before you fall into slumber repeat the phrase No Place Like Home five times and both your brain will return to their rightful place"
"I see you're still hooked on the wizard of O-ack" Lisa insert the mouth guard, pushing a button a thick rubbery substance starts coming out of the chair matching Lincoln's form the mind cape seems to mixes into the rubbery substances the only part of him sticking out is his nose and mouth completely restricting his movement
"This rubber-base chemical will keep you from thrashing about and let us hope it can handle your monstrous strength" she pushes the button again hardening the out of the rubber substance "I wish you would let me give you a full throw physical study to understand how it's was possible for YOU to sub come to your present self"
He spits out the mouth guard "Not going to happen" is all he can get out before Lisa shoves it back in
"Now relax let your mind go blank," Lisa said as smoothly as she could
Lincoln closes his eyes taking some deep breath relaxing his muscles after the first few, then his mind "Good"
"You will sum come to slumber in five" she quickly types something in "Four" pushing a button on the chair "Three" Taping the center of his head lighting up the headwear "Two" typing something into the monitor, the sound of his heart beating could be heard "One" pushing one last Button on the chair "and action" The video projector lights up and an image comes onto the projection screen "Welcome to Dimension D-923/E_476" Lisa said joining her sisters grabbing her popcorn, chocolate bar and drink.
D-923/E_476
Lincoln eyes flutter open, is welcome by an unbearable throbbing pain completely paralyzing him, his muscles clench, he takes a few deep breath relaxing his body letting the pain runs it's course after it's done he sits up popping and masseuses the sore sensation out of his shoulders and neck taking a look around "Why am I in Lilly's room?" he then takes a look at himself "and why am I wearing a men's G-string" removing it quickly due to how uncomfortable it is
"Okay this Lincoln likes to wear men's lingerie to bed" Going through his drawer looking for anything decent "And a lot of tight fitting close"
~"Lincoln will you literally hurry up and put on some close on already"~ Lori's voice goes off in his head
Making him recoil covering his ears and curled up in the fetal position "Indoor voices young lady, indoor voices"
~"He is right Lori, this is projected directly into his subcontinent so we need to be careful with volume we speak,"~ Lisa said soothing voices
~"Like what are we again"~ Leni said in the background
"In other words Leni, I can hear you all in my head and you all need to be careful with how loud you all are because it's dangerous" Lincoln holds up his hands with blood in the palm in his hands "Even deadly"
~"Perciecly"~ Lisa speaks up
~"Sorry Linky, but will you please put on some clothes, we can see everything you got"~ Lincoln hear the embarrassment in her voice
"Whats wrong not enjoying the view?" Lincoln said faking being hurt
~"Just put on some close"~ All his sister's voices said in unity
He snickers, he knows they all want to yell at him but they don't want to hurt him again "Hey Lisa can you switch between out view, to seeing through my eyes?"
~Hm... yes I can, giving me a second"~ the sounds of buttons being push goes off in his head ~"Alright Lincoln close your eye"~ and he does ~"Open them in ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one"~ she snaps her fingers ~"Open"~
"So can you all see through my eyes now," he asks making sure
~"We sure can"~ Lisa speaks ups
"Now let me show you all what this Lincoln wears " goes through 'this Lincoln' drawers showing all his tight-fitting close
~"Ooh Linky you should go with the pink shirt you're holding right now, the lavender tanktop"~ Leni begins but gets cut off by Lincoln speaking up
"LENI" He snaps at her "I'm not asking for faction tips" he puts the close back into the drawer
~"But Linky you would look good in them"~ Leni whines
"So" he cringes
~"Hump Linky don't be so mean"~
"Leni I know you been trying to get me into some tight formfitting close, but you're not getting it now or anytime soon," he said annoyed this topic keeps coming up
~"Lincoln you're going need to put on some clothes" Lynn said
"Ya I know and I finally found some clothes that would be comfortable to wear" he puts on the closes "Alright all of you out of my eyes" he orders
~"Alright closes your eyes five... four... three... two... one..."~ Lisa snaps her fingers "Open" he does
"Eww like Lincoln that looks horrible," Leni said in disgust
Lincoln is wearing an open Lavender button-up shirt, with a burnt orange tank top underneath, a pair of faded light blue cargo work shorts with holes in the left and right pants leg they are being held up by a pink belt that look like it will break at any second "Well it's comfortable so why should I care" he said happy with what he's wearing now
Leni is mad ~"Lincoln Anderson Loud"~ Leni sounding like a mother, making his sisters giggle ~"Like now you listen here"~ she begins
Lincoln cuts her off "Leni SHUT UP" He snaps back "I am not getting into this with you today now knock it off" his voice demanding obedience which it does, leaving a heavy silence hanging
"Now then let us go meet my sister in this world," he said popping the stress out of his neck
~"Alright dude, but don't you think you were a little harsh on Leni,"~ Luna said
"Luna that is business between me and Leni it has nothing to do with you so you're going to have to mind your own business, on this one" he said leaving no room to debate
Lincoln walks to the exit of his room, for him to leave his room he must go through the walk-closet which in this case is a library, books on selves they are held behind prison bars that no small hands can enter taking closer look at the books "It seems this Lincoln also has the habit/hobby of recording his days as well, that's good to know" He nods his head in approval he continues to the door to the house stopping with his hand on the door "Alright girls ready to get to know who you are?" he asks
~"Yep" He gets reply from all except one
"Leni?" he said knowing full well who's missing "You ready?"
A moment of silence ~"...Like ya I'm totes ready"~ she said halfheartedly
"Alright let's go" he opens the door and he is welcome to the Loud House by silence stepping out of his room he closes the door behind him "Okay it's quiet"
~"Too quiet"~ Luan adds on giggling at her own little joke
Looking around it looks like their household, but a lot quieter. Crunching noise finally breaking the silence "Hey Lammy whacha ya doing" a cute voice ask, followed by what sounding like clearing her throat "I mean Lammy what are you doing now"
"I'm calculating the mass of a black hole and Lisa will you please refrain from consuming any more chalk?" A calm cool voice follows sending shivers up Lincoln's back, he takes a mental note of this physical reaction
~"Lincoln you alright you're literally acting weird"~ Lori asked, gets no reply he walks tours the door
~"I must advice you to watch your self and not fall into that silent treatment habit of yours self when you start your thought processing"~ Lisa added, gets no reply looking into the room he sees to girls, one 6ft blond and one 4ft/9in burnet
~"Like ya, it's totes rude when you do that"~ Leni said with annoyance in her voice, gets no reply he stands there watching them bicker
~"...aaaaaaand silent treatment"~ Lola added, follows by all her sister groaning, no reply
~"Lincoln you can be such an asshole sometimes you know that" Lynn speaks up, gets no reply the two girls notice him
The blond is first to speak "Aww Lincoln I can use your assistance, can you abstract Lisa here for me so I can work without any disturbances"
The burnet sees him "Bubba Inky" she runs to him jumping into his arms, out of reflex Lincoln catches her she gives him as tight as she can hug, she looks at him with a big toothy smile for a second until her mind catches up to her body she jumps off him striating herself up "I mean Inky" She shakes her head "I mean Linky where are your manners you don't just barge right into someone else room" she nagged his trying to sound mad
He stands there staring at them his silence gets both of there attention ~ "Lincoln stop with the silent treatment dude"~ Luna speaks up, gets no reply
~"Some habits are hard to break"~ Lisa groans
"Inky whats wrong" Lisa ask the silent treatment is starting to get to her as he looks at her a few more seconds then his eyes go to the blond
"Lincoln do you have something disturbing your sub conches you wish to vocalize to be rid of," The blond said still facing the chalkboard she looks at him from the corner of her eye
He doesn't reply just spins on his heels and walks out of the room "Um Lammy?" Lisa grabs the blond's arm "Did I do anything wrong?"
"No sweety you did nothing wrong," She said sounding motherly "It seems Lincoln is lost in thoughts trying to figure something out" she still facing the board
"But when Bubba Inky looked at me look at me like he has never seen me before" the fear in Lisa's voice was clearer than before
The blond looks down at her "Yes he had the same look when he looked at me" she does her best to hide it but Lisa could see the same fear in her
"Lammy," She said hugging her trying to comforter her earning her a gentle stroke of the top of her head
Lincoln moves onto the next room
Standing in the doorway of this Lori and Leni's room he sees two young ladies sitting on the floor, he stands there studying them until one looks up noticing him "Aww my dear Lincoln I'm so pleased for you to be here, I need some help later in the day to pick out a proper gown for the upcoming pageant" Spoken like a British dutches
"Luna hold still, I almost got the knot out" Came a dry lifeless voice behind her
"Oh my dearest apologies Lori," Luna said finished with an embarrassed giggle straighten her self up sitting like a properly ladies
A head of pitch black hair the bangs covering one of her eyes leans to the side revealing a pare of beautiful lifeless crimson red eyes "I also require your assistance, I have a melody that I need a seconds opinions on, no matter how many times I play it I keep getting the feeling like something is missing, would you mind?" Her voice came out slow cold and lifeless
The two sit there staring at him getting no reply, his silences make them nervous as they watch each other "Um Liconle sweetheart is something wrong" Luna asked breaking the silence
He doesn't answer instead a crashing noise catches his attention, he turns his head to the right "Missed me" followed by a cackle
"Dame it Lucy I'll get you for that" Came a high pitch voices command follows by another crashing noise
"You have a better chance at getting laid with your mama's help then you can by your self"
"Dame it Lola I just in staled that mirror" Came a very annoyed voice
"Sorry Luan and if you excused me, I going to go kick Lucy's ass"
"Whoa there little hotshot" Luan stepping out of the room scooping her off her feet "What did Lucy do now"
"She said "I never earned a medal they were given to me out of pity" I've earned my trophies threw my blood sweat and tears," she said fuming
Lucy gracefully spins in place not bothered at all "It's not my fault that the truth of the want-to-be sports star" she picks up momentum
"Lucy you're hurting Lola knock it off," Luan said threatening her
With the momentum, she built up she throws her self into a spinning handstand pushing off into a back flip after the third rotation she keeps going until she meets (Lincoln quickly shuts) the bathroom door she kicks off into a front flip and comes to a sliding stop back in front of Luan and Lola "Well I'm sooooooorryyyyyy" she said not even trying to hide the sarcasm "Sorry for not trying to stroke Lola's ego, sorry for wanting my little sister to become the true sports star not living a lie" Luan opens her mouth but is cut off by Lucy's finger pocking her nose "And don't you dare try to play innocent you've seen what I'm laying on the table in action"
Lola looks at Luan watching her open mouth to close and she looks away "Lola you don't have to believe the tail I'm telling the next ... um ten, ya ten, the next ten sports events pay closes attention to whats happening" Lucy end with a kiss on her forehead and goes back to the dance routine shes working on
Luan puts Lola down goes back into the room she was in cleaning up the broken mirror, Lola goes back into her room "Hey Lola"
"Lana not now," she said only for her to step in the way again
"Hey Lola I know your susports to be a star, who's going to shine through just keep at it" Lola chuckles a little
"Thanks, Lana" She hugs her sister the two enter their room
The sound of a door opening "Hey twirp have you seen my cell" a question followed
Lincoln turn his head to the left seeing a not too happy sister, he doesn't answer "Hey answer me" she orders
He continues looking at her only aggravating her further "I ASKED YOU A QUESTION"
A door on the other end of the hall swung open "LYNN SHUT UP YOU RUINED MY TEMPO"
"Lilly shut up," Lynn said rolling her eyes an argument breaks out between the two, which escalates to all these sisters in their door frames arguing
Lincoln looks around seeing these sisters "THAT'S ENOUGH" a male voice boom above the growing
Then two figures come walking up the stair the best way to describe is a genderswap between his parents ("My mom is this Lincoln's dad, My dad is this Lincoln's mom, okay")
~"Hey look Lincoln isn't brain dead"~ Lynn snaps at him, but it gets ignored
He just stands there staring at this Lincoln's parents "Whats going on" Lynn Sr asked in a mothering tone that could make you gage the first time hearing it
"It's Lincoln's fault he's been just standing there all quiet and weird" Lynn jr speaks up, then followed by all the other sisters putting in their piece
~"Dame it bro say something"~ Luna goes off, goes without a reply
He just looks around taking it all in, Lynn Sr is about to say something but a knock on the door catches her attention "I'll get it" she said making it sound a sing-along
"Lincoln son is there something you want to talk about," This Lincoln's father asks, get no reply
Lynn Sr joins her husband she whispers "Rone anything"
He whispers back "No he just keeps standing there like he has never seen me before"
Lynn Sr looks around seeing how uncomfortable Lincoln silence is making her daughter, she clears her throat "Lincoln sweety" she said getting his eyes on her "Your boyfriend " when that word left her lips the next seen scares the whole house
~"LINCOLN STARY CALM"~ All his sister shriek