The Story of How the Akatsuki Base Went up in Flames.
It was an ordinary day at the Akatsuki base.
Well as ordinary as you can get in an organisation of mad psycho killers.
Deidara had already blown a new entrance into the kitchen through what previously had been a wall. Itachi was fumbling around for his glasses which were currently perched on Tobi's head. Konan was making origami cranes and then throwing them at Zetsu who was watering his plants and trying to talk himself out of eating Konan. The water he was using was from Kisame's fish tank so of cause Kisame was bitching about his fish dieing. Kakazu took this as an opportunity to steal his wallet, while Hidan was asking if his he could sacrifice Kisame's fish. The answer was, of course, no so he ran off sulking and muttering about 'bloody-mothafucking-heathens-that-would-be-killed-for-being-such-wankers'. Pein was lurking in the shadows eyeing up Konan. All was relatively peaceful, until…
Itachi had been tipped of by Dei-kun that Tobi had his glasses. The half-blind Uchiha had staggered after the walking lollypop. Tobi, knowing better than to hang around, had legged it. However he didn't get far before crashing into Hidan. There was much cursing as his scythe flew through the air, narrowly missing Zetsu. The microwave wasn't so lucky. It blew up on contact, because microwaves are cool like that and set fire to Konan's origami paper. This in turn set fire to Kakazu's money (yup all of it) and soon the whole baser was alight. The Akatsuki stood, bathed in the glow of the still burning base, surveying the damage.
"So do you think of insurance covers this?"