Slam
Dunk Awards
by Kiyota-chaN
Disclaimer: I do not own Slam Dunk nor its characters. T_T
A/N: Hehe… now another fic for you guys to read! The extra characters are my OC's. Please read and review! Thanks!
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Announcer guy: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! We are about to start the Oscar awarding session and here are the hosts of the show! Please welcome, Mitsuiko Aki and Kurosawa Kai!
(Audience claps, Aki and Kai comes out on the stage)
Aki & Kai: *waves and smiles at the audience*
Kai: Good afternoon! I'm Kai, but you guys may call me Kiyota… ;)
Aki: Hi! I'm Aki, you may call me Micchy…
(somewhere back in the audience where the actors and actresses are…)
Kiyota: What??? Kiyota?? D8
Sakuragi: Micchy…? I thought that was you, Micchy…
Mitsui: *looks at Sakuragi then shrugs*
Aki: So, shall we proceed then?
(there was silence… but not for one person at the back…)
Sakuragi: Micchy, Micchy… ne, Micchy? *Sakuragi said while poking Mitsui's cheek*
Mitsui was silent, but he was starting to get irritated…
Aki: AHEM! Shall we proceed??
Kai: … -_-;;
Ryota poked Sakuragi at his side and said…
Ryota: Oi, be quiet! We are about to start!
Sakuragi: Nanda…?
Sakuragi then looks at the two hosts, they were tapping their foot on the stage, waiting for him to shut up.
Sakuragi: o_O; Um… ehehe… *lowers his head*
Kai: There… we can now proceed to the main event!
(audience claps)
Aki: Now, here are the nominees for the best drama actor! Please welcome, Mitsui Hisashi, Kogure Kiminobu, Uozumi Jun and Godai! (pardon but I don't know Godai's first name D: I don't think it was mentioned, so yeah.)
(audience claps again)
Kai: Let's see their drama scenes on the show!
(on a big screen, Mitsui's scene where he fainted in the game between Shohoku and Ryonan is shown)
Mitsui: I'll win this!
Aki: *whispers* For sure, in this category, my Micchan will win!
Kai: For the next one, it's Kogure!
(the scene where Mitsui and his gang fought with the team and Kogure was talking to Mitsui seriously about how he still loved baskteball)
Kogure: ……
Kai: For the third, Uozumi!
(the scene where Uozumi was still a wimp during his freshman years in the team and threw up outside their gym)
Uozumi: ……
Kai: And for the last nominated person, Godai!
(the scene where Godai recalls memories where he was in the court, where Kawasaki-kantoku taught him how to do three pointers)
Godai: Hmph… I'm gonna win…
Kai: And now, I'm gonna announce the winner for this category. And the winner is… what's this? Big Jun…?
Uozumi: Yosh!!
Mitsui: NOOOO!! *drops to the floor and a spotlight is shown upon him and a light breeze blows* I was beaten by an ape… *sniff*
Kogure: …… I guess that's it…
Godai: K'so…… I lost…
Aki: Noooo… my Micchan lost to the boss monkey!
Kai: Daijobu Kogure-sempai, Godai-sempai… there are still other chances… and to Aki and Mitsui too…
Kogure: …
Godai: …
Aki: Now, let's hear a speech from Uozumi Jun… Uozumi-san?
Uozumi: I would like to thank Inoue-san and Taoka-sensei, for supporting me all the way… *sniff* so I won the award for the best drama actor… *sniff* *gets teary eyed*
Kai: Aww…daijobu, Uozumi-san… *pats the ape on his back then Uozumi walks away* Anyway, let's proceed to the next awarding session! The nominees for comedy actors! Here they are! Sakuragi Hanamichi, Kiyota Nobunaga, Nango Koichiro and Akagi Takenori!
They come in and the first one was laughing… T_T;;
Sakuragi: Nyahahahahaha!!! Look at the wonderful tensai here! He's gonna win this!!
Kiyota: Hmph… baka aka-zaru… oi aka-zaru! Don't be so sure that you'll win this!
Sakuragi: Nandato nozaru?! Kora! *starts a monkey fight with Kiyota*
Nango: *grins* When I win this, I'm gonna take Haruko out for a date!
Then Sakuragi heard this… (A/N: Uh-oh…)
Sakuragi: And you too, Nango!!! *Nango gets involved in the monkey fight*
Akagi: *a vein pops out of his forehead and hits the three hard on their heads* BAKERO!!!
Sakuragi, Kiyota, and Nango: *while holding the lumps on their heads* Gori…
Aki: -_-;; No one is stronger than the gori…
Kai: *nod nod* Hai hai…
Aki: Anyway, and the winner is… tensai basketoman…?
Sakuragi: Nyahahaha!!! See nozaru?? I'm the winner after all!!
Kiyota: Nani??! There must be some error in judging this!
Nango: This is nonsense!!
Kiyota: This can't be… this can't be!! I'm too young to lose the award that is appropriate for me and only me…!!
Kai: *whispers* Yes, yes, my Kiyota… that award is only for you… and only you…
(from the audience)
Rukawa: Uruse do'aho.
Then the three wild monkeys looked at Rukawa and said…
Sakuragi, Kiyota and Nango: Nani yo kitsune??!
Rukawa: *sigh* Yare yare.
Kai: Ahem… I was not yet finished…
Sakuragi, Kiyota & Nango: Huh??? Not yet…??
Kai: May I continue now…? Ok… tensai basketoman, Akagi Takenori!!!
Sakuragi, Kiyota & Nango: *face faults* NANI?!?!
Akagi: …… *dotted eyes* Me…?
Kai: Yes, you.
Akagi: Yosh!!!
Aki: May you give your speech now?
Akagi: Thank you, Inoue-san, Anzai-sensei… *bows*
Sakuragi, Kiyota & Nango: Teme, Gori…!
Gori: …… Hmph… *walks away*
The monkeys: *follows Gori down the stage*
Kai: Uh-huh… thank you Akagi Takenori. Here, we go to the next category… the nominees for the most serious actor… number one, Rukawa Kaede. Number two, Maki Shinichi. Number three, Godai… and then Hanagata Toru.
Kai: -.- No doubt about this… it's Rukawa Kaede! Rukawa, please give your speech…
Rukawa: …Do'aho.
Kai: ...Is that all you ever say? ^^;
Aki: Now, for the best cheer… the Rukawa Brigade, Micchan Gang, Shoyo cheerers, Ryonan cheerers… each team will give us a sample cheer…
Mitsui: Oh no… this is a bad idea… a very bad idea…
Kai: The Rukawa Brigade…
Rukawa Brigade: RUKAWA, RUKAWA, L-O-VWEE-E RUKAWA!!
Shoyo cheerers: (with matching water bottles) Ike ike Shoyo! (2 hits) Ike ike Shoyo! (2 hits)
Ryonan cheerers: *hitting water bottles together* Ike ike Ryonan! Hose hose Ryonan!
Michan Gang: *stomps their feet really hard* MICCHAN!! *waves the orange and blue flag they made*
Mitsui: *covers ears* I didn't hear anything… did you hear anything Hanamichi? No you did not hear anything… I didn't hear anything, so you didn't hear anything too… we both did not hear anything…
Sakuragi: ...
Aki: And the winner is… the Rukawa Brigade!
Rukawa Brigade: YAAAY!!! Rukawa! Rukawa! Love, love, love me, Rukawa!!!
Rukawa: ……
Aki: Leader of the Rukawa Brigade, please give your speech.
Ka: Well… all I can say is… WE LOVE YOU RUKAWA!!!
Rukawa: …… *cough cough*
Kai: *grins* Hehehe… anyway, and the next category is… the best yaoi couple!!!
All SD guys: *all blushing* NANI??!!
Rukawa: Why do they have such useless categories…? *blushing* T////T;
Sendoh: *looking at the ceiling, blushing* Look at the birds in the sky…
Kai: Number one!
Rukawa: This is stupid…
Kai: Rukawa Kaede and Sendoh Akira!
(all people look at Rukawa and Sendoh)
Rukawa: What are you looking at, do'aho?
Sendoh: *still staring at the ceiling* Wow, look at the bird, it's building a nest…
Kai: Number two, Sakuragi Hanamichi and Rukawa Kaede!
(Sakuragi stands up immediately and points at Kai and Aki)
Sakuragi: A tensai like me isn't suitable for a kitsune like him!
Rukawa: Shut up do'aho you're annoying.
Aki: Please please, calm down…
Kai: Number three, Mitsui Hisashi and Kogure Kiminobu!
Aki: *nearly teary eyed* That is not true…
Mitsui: Gomen ne, Kogure… but I'm already taken…
Kogure: Oh, that's alright Mitsui…we all know that we weren't meant for each other…
(all was silent…)
Kai: *sniff sniff* How sad… anyway. The next couple is… *pauses*
Aki: What happened to you? Why did you stop?
Kai: I don't want to read it…
Aki: What's wrong? Let me see... *after reading* Naru hodo… yappari… for the fourth couple, we have… Kiyota Nobunaga and Maki Shinichi!
Kiyota: S-s-sempai??!
Maki: *thinking* Whoa… that was one of my votes…
Aki: And our next couple… Nobunaga Kiyota and Soichiro Jin!
Kiyota: J-jin-san??! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME??? But then again... it isn't my fault to be such a good looking guy! ;o
Jin: ......
All: *cough cough*
Kai: Don't worry Kiyota, I'm still here…
Aki: Oh boy… anyway, our next couple is… Sendoh Akira and Sakuragi Hanamichi!
(Rukawa looks at Sendoh)
Rukawa: *glares* You two timer…
Sendoh: Look who's talking…
Aki: Next, Akira Sendoh and Hiroaki Koshino!
Rukawa: My mistake… you're a three timer…
Sendoh: Well, actually, not to mention Hikoichi and me, Maki-san and me…
(all face faults with big sweatdrops)
Aki: Okayy... the next couple is… M&M!
Kai: What do you mean by M&M?
Aki: Miyagi and Mitsui… darn you Miyagi! After all those teeth that you made him lose… you have some nerve to be called his yaoi partner…! My poor Mitsui…
Mitsui: ...
(when they looked at Mitsui, he was smaller than his chair ^^;)
Kai: Next couple is… *Kai face faults* Err, here, you read it…
Aki: *after reading in her mind* No, you read it…
Kai: No, you.
Aki: You!
Kai: You!
Aki: You!
Kai: Fine, fine, fine! I'll read it! The pair is… Akagi Takenori and Uozumi Jun…!
Uozumi: OH BABY!!
Akagi: I would rather not join the inter high than to be with him! T////T;;
Kai: Another couple, Hanagata Toru and Fujima Kenji!
Fujima and Hanagata: *looks at each other* ......
Aki: Hmm… Kogure Kiminobu and... Akagi Takenori??
All: Ooohh…
Kai: And the winner is… what? A tie? First time in history, there's a tie! And it's… Rukawa Kaede and Sendoh Akira, Kiyota Nobunaga and Maki Shinichi!
Hanagata: And we tried so hard to be the best yaoi pair, Kenji… we even spent the whole day under a mistletoe, which Sendoh brought for Sakuragi…
Audience: Sendoh?? Sakuragi?? Mistletoe?? Ooohh…
Kai: Now, may we have a speech offering from the two wonderful couples?
Rukawa: ……
Sendoh: …… *looks at Rukawa*
Kiyota: ……
Maki: ...... Umm… okay…
Kai: Wow… that was some speech… nice… *sarcastically* You guys are no fun. xP
Sendoh: Wait! I forgot to tell you something… besides Rukawa and me, Hanamichi and me, Maki and me, Hikoichi and me, Koshino and me… there's another one… Fukuda and me!
Audience: *sweatdrop*
Aki and Kai: O…kay… so, ladies and gentlemen, this is all for now… stay tuned tomorrow for the continuation of the Slam Dunk Awards. This was presented to you by Greenleaf corporation, and of course, we're your hosts, Mitsuiko Aki and Kurosawa Kai, and we say, ja ne, sportsman.
(Tetsuo from the back)
Tetsuo: Hey, that's my line!
Kai: Oh shut up… :P
~Owari~
A/N: Hehe… did you like it? Anyway, please read and review! ^^