How To Shut Up

-CaitSith-

Cait Sith: "Hiya!"

Vincent: "…………"

Cait Sith: "man….as quiet as ever!"

Vincent: "……what do you want?"

Cait Sith: "THANK GOD VINCENT IS ALIVE!"

Vincent: "………………"

Cait Sith: "GOSH! DON'T KILL ME!"

Vincent: "……I won't if you stop talking ass words"

Cait Sith: "OH WOW! VINCENT SWEARED!"

Vincent: "……Then I guess you're ready for death.."

Cait Sith: "WAAAAAAAHHHH"

(Cait Sith ran as fast as he could to the edge of the world)

-Cloud-

Cloud: "Vincent you wanna go to the hair-dresser?"

Vincent: "…..No."

Cloud: "Aww why not?"

Vincent: "………What for?"

Cloud: "I want to dye my hair to black so that Tifa loves me!"

Vincent: "……I guess she already liked you."

Cloud: "REALLY?"

Vincent: "….Go ask her yourself."

Cloud: "So what colour do you want your hair to be dyed?"

Vincent: "Go to hell Cloud."

-Barret-

Barret: "Yo,Vince!"

Vincent: "….It's Vincent."

Barret: "Whatever."

Vincent: "……Barret,shut the hell up."

Barret: "Fuck off Vincent"

Vincent: "stop mocking me or I'll steal your bullets and replaced it with mine."

Barret: "……."

-Yuffie-

Yuffie: "Hi there!"

Vincent: "….hi."

Yuffie: "What 'cha doin'?"

Vincent: "…………"

Yuffie: "Again you ignored your friends…"

Vincent: "………"

Yuffie: "Ok ok I dunno how to make you talk"

Vincent: "……….."

Yuffie: "I give u—"

(Vincent pulled her and kissed her on the lips)

And that's how he shut her up.

A/N: hahaLol…yea he keeps ignoring her to find the right time to kissed her… ()