How To Shut Up
-CaitSith-
Cait Sith: "Hiya!"
Vincent: "…………"
Cait Sith: "man….as quiet as ever!"
Vincent: "……what do you want?"
Cait Sith: "THANK GOD VINCENT IS ALIVE!"
Vincent: "………………"
Cait Sith: "GOSH! DON'T KILL ME!"
Vincent: "……I won't if you stop talking ass words"
Cait Sith: "OH WOW! VINCENT SWEARED!"
Vincent: "……Then I guess you're ready for death.."
Cait Sith: "WAAAAAAAHHHH"
(Cait Sith ran as fast as he could to the edge of the world)
-Cloud-
Cloud: "Vincent you wanna go to the hair-dresser?"
Vincent: "…..No."
Cloud: "Aww why not?"
Vincent: "………What for?"
Cloud: "I want to dye my hair to black so that Tifa loves me!"
Vincent: "……I guess she already liked you."
Cloud: "REALLY?"
Vincent: "….Go ask her yourself."
Cloud: "So what colour do you want your hair to be dyed?"
Vincent: "Go to hell Cloud."
-Barret-
Barret: "Yo,Vince!"
Vincent: "….It's Vincent."
Barret: "Whatever."
Vincent: "……Barret,shut the hell up."
Barret: "Fuck off Vincent"
Vincent: "stop mocking me or I'll steal your bullets and replaced it with mine."
Barret: "……."
-Yuffie-
Yuffie: "Hi there!"
Vincent: "….hi."
Yuffie: "What 'cha doin'?"
Vincent: "…………"
Yuffie: "Again you ignored your friends…"
Vincent: "………"
Yuffie: "Ok ok I dunno how to make you talk"
Vincent: "……….."
Yuffie: "I give u—"
(Vincent pulled her and kissed her on the lips)
And that's how he shut her up.
A/N: hahaLol…yea he keeps ignoring her to find the right time to kissed her… ()
