This was a request from a friend, so don't ask me. I just made the story, not the idea.
-TOPICALJOKE-
One day, Phill Swift was pounding Genji H A R D. "I need healing!" moaned Genji " You need healing!? WELL HAVE SOME FLEXSEAL!" said Phill Swift, plugging up Genji's asshole with some Flexseal. "USING FLEXSEAL, YOU CAN PUT A STRONG GRIP ON TOOLS!" said Phill Swift, using the Flexseal as a makeshift condom. Phill Swift was pounding Genji so hard he was breaking, so Phill Swift used FLEXTAPE to fix him and continue into the night fucking him hard.
-FLEXSEAL-
This is too short, so I'm making this longer with another request from some friends.
-FORTNITEGONEWRONG-
One day, fortnite girl was doing a thing, but then she got captured by...SUPAMUN.(I'm calling the fortnite girl tiff, I don't know why) Anyways, I'm tired from doing school shit, soooo I'm just going to make a very basic version. Tiff getting raped, witty joke about fortnite, witty joke about superman, or should I say, SUPAMUN, ending.
-DISSAPOINTMENT-
So, uh sorry for being a lazy fuck. I'll go make a shitpost later then.
EDIT:I'm just gonna post random shit my friend request here, so that's why you might not get some of the 'hilarious' jokes on some of theses smut posts.