Clara is sitting at her desk in the school and the doctor comes in "party coming" The Doctor says "i have a class its only lunch" Clara says "i have a time mashine" The Doctor tells her "will i get drunk if i go" Clara asks "does it matter time mashine we can wait till you recover cause you dont have to drink but we all know you will now come on" The Doctor answers "fine but i need to change first need this outfit to stay the same" Clara says "yeah well come on lets go there you can change in the tardis lets go" the doctor says then leaves and Clara gets up and follows him.
The doctor is standing outside the Tardis with the door open and a smile on his face and Clara comes out the school "right we need to talk before we go some thing i need to check before we go" she says then walks in and The Doctor goes in and shuts the door behind him and flys the Tardis and leans on the concel "so what is it what you wannt talk about" The Doctor says "last week you where all i dont want to do anything i miss River i wish i was dead so i could see her and today your all lets go party what happened" Clara says "i relised that although i need River to function i should not let that stop me from doing things like this party yeah i said i would bring a plus one to the party so i cant show up alone so i am going to go with you and jack said not so you will have to do" The Doctor explains then goes to the door "wait doctor you cant go near drink you know that right you are still greving from river you could go back to that place and trust me none of us want that everyone had to look after you like you where a child i nearly got fired" Clara tells him "sorry for being an inconvenince i never relised i was such a hassle but just so you know i would have been fine i can look after myself i never asked use to do that" The Doctor says "yeah i know we wanted to help you i am just letting you know what happens to us all when you go off the rails" Clara explains "i wont go back there promise well i dont plan to just keep me away from alchol then we will be fine" he tells her then goes out the Tardis and Clara follows him.
the doctor is sitting at a table telling people storys and Clara is dancing by herself "sorry guys i think its my turn to dance" the doctor says then stands up and goes over to Clara and asks "can i have this dance" "yeah if you are sure you want it" Clara tells him "yeah i do i dont ask any person to dance they have to be at least by themself" The Doctor says then starts to dance with clara "do you miss her" Clara asks him "of course she was my whole world she ment everything to me" the doctor answers "okay well if it was River what would use be doing right now" Clara then asks him "well by know we would have drunk a bottle of wine each and be dancing just like we are but a little more sexual if you know what i mean there would be more flirting and kissing and then after this dance we would find the host and thanks them for inviting us then we would try and find the tardis but would probably fail as we would want to stay in this nice hotel or more she would want to stay here so we would get a room and when i say get a room i mean the most expencive room in this place and then we would go in the bath with some bubbles candles and champain and see where the night takes us ended the same way every time" The Doctor tells clara "never changed" she says "no she never wanted it to i liked it so did she and it was always exsiting cause we never knew what would happen the end result would be the same but up untill we get the room no one knows what could have happened that bit was always diffrnet" The Doctor explains "aw okay so basically you would do diffrent things like dance with diffrent people but at the end of it you where only teasing the person you where dancing with the whole night and end up sleeping with eachother" Clara says trying to work it out "sometimes sometimes we would dance together like i say it was never the same" The Doctor says "Doctor you made it never saw you coming although you never miss a party where is you wife or have you swaped her in for a new younger model aswell was once not enough" a woman says "can you see who it is" The Doctor asks Clara "yeah old looks a bit like your ex wife but older" Clara says "great see diffrent everytime" The Doctor says then stops dancing "Elisabeth nice to see you again and cause you are wondering River has died since last time we spoke or last time you spoke to your daughter by the sounds of it been tuff but getting throuhg it this is Clara a friend trying to help me get through this tuff time i have been through one of the three stages that i did when i left nancy and i dont intend to do the other two as i dont think it would end well do you" the doctor says "stage one was drinking and depression am i correct" Elisabeth says "yeah it was" The Doctor says "clara could be stage two dont you think or maybe someone else completly diffrent" Elisabeth says "i dont see stage to happening i fell fine just know but then we both know how stage two starts i think i am okay then bam something happens and stage two happens" The Doctor says and starts to laugh along with Elisabeth "could someone explain what the three stages are well the next two" Clara asks "Aw i would love to" Nancy says walking up to them "nancy hey how you been lately where are my kids" The Doctor asks "Well four of them are old enough to look after themself the other one is in the kids bit dont think i left her at home would never do that again" Nancy tell him "the fact that we can say again explains everything" The Doctor says "okay you two stage two and three please" Clara says with an angry tone in her voice "well stage one is drinking and depresion not a good stage but if he overcomes that then we are all off to a great start as that means he is surounded by good people who have helped him alot last time it was my family they love him and stage two is sleeping around exspect to see alot of strange women on board the tardis some could possbly be exs so watch out for that stage three well thats only happened a few times" Nancy explains "twice its happened twice Jessica and the other one but jessica is not even mine so really onlt once" The Doctor tells Nancy "the other one you can even rember your kids names what kind of father are you" Nancy says "yeah i can i can name all twelve of my kids thank you very much but when your child does not get given a name then it gets called the other one" The Doctor says "fine name them and you have nine kids" Nancy says "i think its twelve anyway i have harrison logan jounior girl twin jassica jenny amelia and jounior and the other one and the triplets so yeah tweleve one who is not a good father and now i am going to get a drink" The Doctor says the goes over to the bar "since when did he have tweleve kids" Clara says "dont you know the last time i checked he had five no six all mine two his so i dont know where the other six came from" Nancy says "Well i am going to go find out" Clara says "no let me please i think its something i should find out" Nancy says "why what makes you do diffrent from me" Clara asks "well why am i diffrent do you want the full list why we are diffrent or just a summery cause we could be here a while" Nancy Replys "yeah your right that was stupied wording but you know what i mean i am closer to him than you and he will tell me but he probably wont tell you" Clara says "yeah i have my ways" Nancy says then walks up to the doctor. "hey doctor who are the other six children cause i only know about jenny thats one of six so whats happened" Nancy asks him "well River got pregnate she is not timeloard so it does not work everyone knows that well not everyone out two sons did not logan screw up we still have hope one kid well one son left Jessica will be fine she is daddys little girl" the doctor says "she could still get pregnate" Nancy tells the doctor "no no dont says that never say that again my little girl is not dating well not till she is older anyway way older" the doctor explains "yeah well she is going to be thirty she will start dating you are aware of this right she is always going to be daddys little girl but she i going to spred her wings and be with someone she loves and you are going to have to live with that" Nancys explains "i know i am just afraid she will stop wanting to see me coming on adveture because she wants to stay home incase she misses something or her friends are going out if i lose her i lose everything i care about well of course i love my boys but they are my boys they have there own lifes well two of them do what is logan doing by the way" The Doctor ask then logan comes in with a girl "hey dad i am good thanks and this is my girlfriend nadia dont worry she is not pregnate i am not that stupied" he tells him "well you are the only son of mine who is can we talk about something so you dont end up like your brothers" The Doctor tells him "yeah sure but i dont fell comftuble leaving my girlfriend with mum she does not like any girl i bring home" Logan say "alright we will talk later then but be careful okay i dont need a third son giving me grandkids i still ment to be having kids" The Doctors says "we can talk now move" Logan says then leaves the room "be nice get to know her she might be the next lucy well lets hope she is not anything like lucy" The Doctor tells Nancy and leaves.
Logan is sitting in the tardis pacing and The Doctor comes in and says "why are you panicing its not like your the one having kids your not right" "well i am not having kids not even planing on it something i dont want just now but why does it bother you so much if we where" Logan asks "son how do you see me when you look at me do you see your dad or do you just see some idiot who raised you be honest i can take it" The Doctor asks "both you know why cause you are an idiot for staying with my mum but you also raised me like a dad you are my dad i would not want anyone else my real dad is a jerk and has done nothing but bring pain to this family what good has came out of it apart from making my mum well fell like she deservs better" Logan says "yeah well she did like i say me and your mum had a messy relshionship we should have ended it when she got pregnate with harrison but if you cant say nothing good came out of it all we got you boys and jessica and yeah you might not be mine but we would not have it any other way because we all know me and your mum loved eachother we just needed to man up and end it and i ran away which was bad but then i came back which was really good but we have you guys and that makes everything we did worth it and would not change things for the world" the doctor says "dad can i ask you something important" logan asks "yeah sure anything go for it" the doctor says "when did you first have sex i have have a felling before harrison but what age" Logan asks "alright well me and your mother where not eachothers first i was a geeky little kid who had never had a girlfriend before your mum was well your mum okay not going to tell you what i think of your mum but lets say she has never changed in the one thosand one hundred years i have know here well i might be longer than that cant quite remember" The Doctor says "so mum was your first girlfriend but not you first time are you serious i let you raise me i called you dad" Logan yells "no no no kid sit down and first off you never let me raise you your mum did alright and plus calling me dad you never new better till like last year okay and to be honest i like it batter this why cause now you are able to choose to call me dad and you still do it but lets get to the point my first time was with River" the doctor tells him "wait thats impossible unless jounor and his twin arnt yours cause you know stuff has to happen" Logan says "yeah i know okay i met River when you mum got pregnate the first time and broke up with me never new it was River though untill our honeymoon we relived our first moment if you know what i mean" The Doctor explains "so waited for someone you loved then she cheated on you and you though what the heck" Logan says "yeah basically i never thought i would get your mother back then i did then i left your mother and river are the only people i have properly been with" The Doctor tells him "okay back to the point of all this why should you still be having children" Logan asks "well river wanted kids she always wanted them dinyed it every time untill it was to late we had a misscarge and then we desided we would wait a while and see if its what we wanted she got pregnate again and then she died i never knew she was pregnate so i could not stop it" the doctor says "dad i am going to ask you a very serious queshtion you ever herd of protection cause you keep getting women pregnate" Logan tells him "yes i have i have only ever gotten my wifes pregante and only four time so i dont keep getting women pregnate" the doctor explains "then how have you got enough kids for a five aside football team both teams with subs" Logan asks then the doctor laughs and replys "well i have only gotten your mother pregante twice once with twins and once misscarge then i have gotten River pregante twice twins and triplets twins died at birth and triplets died with River and then i have you boys you might not be biologcally mine but yeah your still my sons and then i have jenny who is mine my dna and no one elses calls river her mum though so she is basically rivers anyway i have a queshtion is lucy human" "yeah she is and the reminds me i better go before mum starts asking her inaproprate queshtions" Logan tells him "alright send clara here will you better get going never relised it was your grandmothers party" The Doctor says "yeah i can do that guesing you dont want mum noticing" Logan asks and the doctor shakes his head and logan leaves.
the doctor has been waiting for half an hour on clara and is sitting on the stairs and Nancy walks in the tardis "okay get out i am going home well i am taking home clara home so she can teach her class sober her up" the doctor says and stands up and walks around the controlls "you miss her dont you" Nancy says "who clara no its only been half an hour i am not that clingy and dont like her enough for that" the doctor tells her "no river you miss her alot you can see it in your face its not like me with me you could fight for it if you really wanted to you could make sure that i was alright and most importantly i was still alive with river she is dead going to take a lot more than a drinks and a few one night stands to get over it you know that right" Nancy explains "yeah i know but you cant blame me for trying and plus i dont do one night stands anymore i was married in a good marrage for that matter so i dont see me sleeping around with lots of women anytime soon you will be glad to know i am going to put my energy somewhere else i was gonna spend more time with my kids but they are grown up and only need me if something goes wrong but i will find something collect stamps or start a garden with loads of flowers and stuff dont know will think of something" the Doctor tells her Nancy then kisses the doctor and Clara walks in and says "sure river would be thrilled" and walks down the stairs the doctor pushes Nancy off him and runs after clara she is half way to her room "clara wait it was not what it looked liked i sware" the doctor says "you dont need to explain yourself to me i just though you where better than that but clearly i though wrong finsh what ever it was you where starting then take me home i dont want to be apart of this it is wrong you wife has just died so you jump into bed with your exs how would river fell what would she say" Clara tells him "nothing she would say nothing although Nancy would be dead by now but she would not talk to me for weeks i love river always will but i will have to move on at somepoint can you just understand that" the doctor says "yeah i know everyone knows that but Nancy is not going to make your life better is she move on yes but dont move on with nancy and maybe wait till you know its what you want then hit some clubs and find someone and just go for it dont go for nancy she is the mother of your children it only takes one kid to chatch use and use are in deep shit you know that right" Clara explains "yeah i know i dont even know if anything was going to happen she came on to me i just never stoped it i sorta liked it but it could have been anyone it really would not have mattered" the doctor says then turns around and walks away "stop doctor" clara shouts then the doctor stops and turns around and she adds "look i am sorry i should not be getting onto you i just dont understand what you are going through so i dont know if this is noramal or even how to help you" "dont worry i know you are trying to look out for me and i need that nothing is goign to happen between me and nancy and if it does it will be a one time thing and if it does end up something you need to help me" The Doctor asks clara to which she replys "no i am not helping you with this you need to speck to River you need to see her one last time" "no i dont i will go back to square one"he tells her "no you wont i think you need it think it will do you good just speack to her maybe even do other stuff cause clearly you are having troble being widowed" Clara tells him the goes into her room.
Nancy is sitting with a glass of wine in her hand and the doctor comes up the stairs and says "hey em this is not going to happen i cant let it not fair to you to the kids the only person winning here would be me and i have way to much alchol in my sytem to even remember in the morning so its best we just leave it" Nancy stands up and puts her win down and kisses the doctor he stops it and says "okay but just tonight and clara cant find out if she" "if she does what" clara says and walks up the stairs "nothing was going on she keeps coming onto me" the doctor explains "alright if thats the problem then come on doctor my room or even better nancy get out i never wanted to be this person but doctor you did say you needed my help" Clara says "okay but unless the doctor says i am not going anywhere its his tardis" Nancy says "well its mine and rivers and i think we all know river would not like this and would not want yuo here so i have a plan but i dont think it will make it much better think it could be worse but less people will know about it this way" The Doctor says "you cant be serious can you thinking of a way you wont fell guilty about it give me a day one day and if use still want to go ahead but it think you should wait make sure use both want this" Clara says trying to put sence into the doctors head "no i wont want it in the morning but the moring is a long time away come on clara" The Doctor says "fine but dont blame me when you are distrot and thinking oh no what have i dont take me to sarah janes and we will be fine" Clara ask "why sarah jane" The Doctor answers "think we should talk about you" Clara says "fine" the doctor says then flys the Tardis and adds "there see you in the morning" clara then leaves "where were we then" The Doctor asks "follow me" Nancy says the walks down the stairs "nancy my room is up stairs the only rooms that way are Rivers and the swimming pool and things like that" The Doctor tells her "alright then up stairs we go come on before you get sober" Nancy says and they both go upstairs.
Luke is sitting on his bed on his laptop when Clara comes in "hey thought this was not becoming a thing" he tells her "no its not dont get to exsited i need your help" Clara asks "yeah sure anything" Luke says "can you link a laptop up to one in a diffrent universe on another planets hard drive" Clara asks "are you asking me to get a laptop that can link up to River so the doctor does not do anything stupied" Luke says "yeah basically can you" Clara asks "yeah i could with the help of mr smith do you have a laptop i could use or do you want to use an old one of mine cause either way going to do the same thing and knowing the doctor he will link it to the tardis ninty per cent of the time" luke says "an old one of yours if thats alright" Clara says "yeah thats fine go upstairs i will be up in a bit" Luke says "yeah okay" Clara says then goes out the room and luke gets a laptop from the cuboard and follows her and goes into the room where mr smith is "clara" luke says "yeah luke" she says confused "See if we where to just one more time would that be a problem just your here and so am i and well i just though when you can in my bedroom that" luke says before clara kisses him "so thats a yes then" Luke asks "just shut up and kiss me" clara replys then luke kisses her and they go lie on the couch.