HEY GUYS! So my friend has been coming over after school to watch tons of anime with me and I just started rewatching one of my favorite animes; Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts! And a little ploy bunny was born! So this is my first time writing a fanfic for this anime and I hope you enjoy 3 HUZZAH!

"What do you mean harsh?" Shouko asked in her quiet voice. "I am never harsh with Yuuji." The girls were talking on top of the school building as they ate their lunches.

"Well you kinda stab him in the eyes whenever he so much as glances at another girl." Minami said uneasily.

"Only because I do not want Yuuji to be tempted by other women." The raven haired girl said defensively.

"Well that doesn't mean you have to physically abuse me." Yuuji mumbled unhappily.

"But it's not like I actually hurt Yuuji." Shouko continued as though Yuuji hadn't spoken.

"Um yah you really do." Akihisa said. Shouko's expression turned sour.

"Prove it!" Akihisa immediately went up to Himeji and whispered a few words in her ear. She blushed furiously.

"Y-Yoshi, I could never do something like that!"

"C'mon Himeji, just this once and we'll never make you do it again." She nodded resentfully and removed her school blazer and tie. Kouta snapped away furiously with his camera the whole time. She looked over to Akihisa and he just smiled and nodded. With trembling fingers she undid the first two buttons of her white shirt, revealing her massive cleavage. A few things happened then: A few snaps were heard from Kouta's camera before he couldn't handle it any more and his nose exploded, and the long awaited sound of sharp manicured fingers jabbing into a pair of abused eyes resounded around the open space. Yuji was soon rolling around on the roof clutching his eyes and howling in pain. It didn't matter how many times she did that he'd never get used to it. "Like I said," Akihisa smirked. "Abusive." Shouko's eyes widened in realization and they soon filled to the brim with tears. She dashed for the door leading into the school; ignoring her friends calling for her to come back.

"That was horrible Aki!" Minami scolded him. Himeji nodded in agreement as she quickly slipped her clothes back on and the two went off in search of their friend.

"Dude even I have to admit that was pretty harsh." Kouta said sadly from his little puddle of blood.

"You could have been less blunt with her you know." Hideyoshi pointed out as he nibbled on some noodles.

"You definitely could've been nicer to her dude." Yuuji agreed as he rubbed the remaining pain from his eyes.

"Okay I get it, I screwed up! You can all shut up now!" Akihisa growled angrily. He hadn't meant to upset Shouko; he just was trying to point out something to her. If he hadn't Yuuji probably would have gone blind within a few years. Silence hung in the air like a fog around the four boys as they finished their lunches. This gave Akihisa time to figure out how to fix things.

~A few floors down in a girls bathroom~

"I..I just don't understand. I t-thought I was pr-p-protecting him." Shouko choked out between the sobs that wracked her slight frame. Minami rubbed her back while Himeji gave her wads of toilet paper to blow her nose with.

"See Shouko we know you had good intentions with what you were doing but everyone messes up sometimes." Minami encouraged from behind her. Shouko looked at her friends faces in the mirror.

"Really?" The two girls nodded sagely.

"Like the time I baked Yoshi a cake for his birthday and he became incredibly sick afterwards. I didn't mean for that to happen, I still don't even know how he got sick from the cake." She frowned in frustration at the last part.

"There are plenty of other ways of protecting Yuuji from girls." Shouko looked up at her in confusion. Then Minami elaborated. "Well you could hold his hand in public to show other girls he's taken."

"But I do hold his hand in public, remember at the amusement park." The girls grimaced at the memory of the amusement park.

"You kinda had his arm in a wrestling hold." Himeji said warily.

"Oh…well what should I do then?"

"Just try being sweeter to him."

"Sweet?"

"Yah and kind!"

"Kind?" Shouko said. Utterly confused. The two girls nodded and with that they began to tutor her.

"So you and Yuuji are at the movies," Minami begins a scenario. "and he doesn't want to see the same movie as you. What do you do?"

"I tazer him till he changes his mind." Shouko answered simply. Himeji sweat dropped while Minami slammed her face against the bathroom wall. It had been a whole hour of trying to teach Shouko how to be kinder to Yuuji with no luck at all. Minami was pretty close to turning a paper towel into a white flag of surrender but Himeji was determined.

"Shouko, remember what we were talking about, then I want you answer this. You are on a date with Yuuji getting crepes. A cute waitress tries to flirt with him and he keeps staring at her, then she walks away. What do you do?" She said the last four words with an intensity that shocked the other two girls. Shouko concentrated on everything they had told her. Then, a solution came up.

"I'd hold his hand gently and ask him to not to stare at her for me?" She looked a little unsure of her answer. Minami's jaw hit the tile floor and Himeji nearly tackled the other girl in a hug. When Minami recovered from her shock she spoke smugly.

"Yuji won't know what hit him." The girls stood there in the bathroom for a bit longer, devising their plan to make Yuuji fall head over heels for her.

I really wanted to write more but I was really unsure so I just decided to wait and see if you guys liked it or not so please review and stuff so I know how you feel about the fic!

Love,

Em-chan 3