Discalimer: The original song belongs to Carrie Underwood (not related to Weevil Underwood in real life), Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Kazuki Takahashi, and the hot-air baloon mentioned... Let's just say Mai rented it.
Right now he's probably in Vegas
Flirting with some girl and spending all the bet money
Right now he's probably telling her
That my deck's so badly-thrown together that it's funny
Right now he's probably coming up
With the perfect lie so his cover doesn't get blown
And he don't know…
I threw his best cards over the side
Of a hot-air balloon where he won't find 'em
Wrote my name on the ones I let him keep
I took a Sharpie pen to all the monsters' heads
Tore half of them into shreds
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now he probably won't shut up
About his 'victory' to his little group of flunkies
Right now he's probably saying "I rock!"
And he's a-thinking that he really got lucky
Right now he's probably celebrating
With an uncut version of Friday Night Mambo
Ohh, but he don't know…
That I threw his best cards over the side
Of a hot-air balloon where he won't find 'em
Wrote my name on the ones I let him keep
I took a Sharpie pen to all the monsters' heads
Tore half of them into shreds
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next duelist
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be against me
No, not against me…
'Cause I threw his best cards over the side
Of a hot-air balloon where he won't find 'em
Wrote my name on the ones I let him keep
I took a Sharpie pen to all the monsters' heads
Tore half of them into shreds
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ooh, before he cheats
Ohh…
Yes, it's another song parody. I think this might be the third one I've written so far. checks Yeah, it is. I know this won't be the last one. Anyway... Review!