"Natsu, da fuck you doing in my house"
"pls no luce i love u."
"lol k"
"also i burnt ur house whoops"
"420 blaze amirite luce?"
Lucy looked at Natsu tears in her eyes she then whispered,
"eyy"
"hi loving friends" said happy
"fuck off u pelican no1 likes u"
"likes cause I crie everytime." happy said smoking weed
"Natsu bae y did u burnt my house."
"cuz im pregnant n its urs"
"no natsu ur a man I know we did the sex b4"
"no luce i did the thing."
Lucy then ran off into the water n drwoned in her sweg
Natsu ran to her body n seid.
"i jk"
the end?