Short Roy x Riza fic, cute, and funny.
Disclaimer: If I owned any anime, especially Full Metal Alchemist, would I be doing this now? No, so I don't own Full Metal Alchemist, Roy, Riza, or.......well..............OK,JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Warning: Suggestive themes, ACTUAL ROMANCE! ,fluff, crappy puns*kind of*,and some randomness
Riza Hawkeye looked around for Roy Mustang.
Where the hell is he? He's do for his annual-
"Lieutenant! Thank God I found you!" Havoc came running toward her, and when he got close enough, she could smell smoke. Not the kind from smoking, but from getting your clothes burned.
"Is something wrong?" she asked, dreading his answer
"YES!!! Roy is holed up in his office. He refuses to come out, and nearly torched several officers, including myself!"
"...Wh-"
"He doesn't like needles."
"..."
"..."
"And what do you want me to do? Shoot him in the leg?"
"...No...we want you to..........."
"Colonel Mustang? May I come in?" Riza's voice sounded from the other side of the door.
Mustang was silent.
"I have a...surprise for you...."
"...Its not a needle is it?" Mustang asked
"*sigh*Just let me in..
Roy went over to the door, and hesitantly opened it, and when he did, his mouth dropped to his knees and he got a nose bleed.
Riza was wearing a tight white shirt, that exposed her midriff, and a good amount of cleavage, and a matching super mini skirt, that was equally tight, and to top it off, her blonde hair was pulled into a bun, and a small nurse's hat with a red cross on it, rested on her head.
"Hello Colonel Mustang...would you like...to be treated? A doctor told me you were love sick." Riza recited the stupid lines Hughes had given her.
Roy could barely believe his eyes, if he was a dog, he would have been drooling, tail thumping, and panting.
"Well, I believe the doctor was right." Mustang purred" Step right in to my office." he opened the door and let her in.
"I have something for you, Colonel." Riza whispered as she bent over
"Yes?" Roy asked eagerly, waiting for his "treatment".
Riza poked him with a needle.
"Now was that so bad?" she asked him, frowning
"But-but" he whimpered
"But what?"
"I...What about my 'treatment'?"
"That was your treatment, a vaccine for this years flu.".
Roy hung his head in disappointment, but then looked up, a gleam in his eyes
"Don't I get some candy, nurse?"
Riza sighed. She had served under Mustang long enough to know what he wanted, everyday, always flirting with her, distracting her, always.
She sighed and started to undo the buttons on her shirt, and Roy grinned eagerly.
"Oh, what a naughty nurse your are, Riza."
"Don't push your luck.".
Despite her threat, Roy continued to grin, and he grabbed her, and pulled her into a passionate kiss.
"So...do you think she gave him his shot?" Hughes asked
"Yeah...I think she did." Edward grinned, as he heard erotic moans coming from the other side of the door.
He just shook his head, and walked off with his hands in his pockets.