Unwanted Guests
by Mariye
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Disclaimer: Gimme a N. Gimme an O. Gimme a T. Gimme a H. Gimme an I.
Gimme another N. Gimme a G. What do I own? N-O-T-H-I-N-G!
Oh yeah, I woulda made a great cheerleader or Pommer o^-^o.
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[It is about 11:55AM. Mariye is sleeping on her fouton. Seifer, Squall,
Zell, Selphie, Quistis, Rinoa, Raijin, Fujin, and Irvine are hovering
over her head. Seifer is looking at the clock every few seconds.]
Seifer: What is with her? I thought that mother of her's said
she woke up at noon.
Rinoa: We have to give her the benefit of the doubt. Its not noon
yet.
Zell: Know what? I wonder if that water trick works. [gives a pondering
look.]
Raijin: [walks to a cage on the other side of the room.] Hey, lookit
the cute little dwarf hamster. Its sweet, ya know. [Raijin reaches in
and grabs the hamster by one leg. It squeeks and bites him.] OUCH!
Fujin: FUNNY!
Mariye: huh? wha? lemme have five more minutes...
Seifer: Yeah, sure, wake up sleeping beauty, we gotta talk to you.
Mariye: [squints 1 eye open and shuts it.] It has to be a dream.
Selphie: C'mon, get up up up!
Squall: I bet five bucks she's Dr. Seuss's daughter.
Irvine: 5 here says she's the daughter of Odine.
Quistis: Ooooh, good diss Irvine. [exchanges high five w/him.]
Selphie: Least I'm not a womanizing cowboy dork! Guess you prove you
don't have to be a four year old to play dress up.
Irvine: Oh yeah? Look at that dress! Hoochie!
Selphie: Who you callin a hoochie? I could beat your butt Little Man?
Irvine: WhA?
Quistis: I'd be a bad instructor if I didn't step in now. [comes
between them.]
Seifer, Squall, Raijin, and Zell: Aw, we wanna see 'em fight!
Rinoa: [Looks at Quistis and Fujin and shakes her head.] Men.
Fujin: YEAH.
Mariye: huh wha? what're you guys doing here? its my day off. you
promised you'd stay away and let me sleep. go home. [covers her head
with a pillow.]
Quistis: We all thought you'd want to spend your day off with us.
Seifer: Yeah, now where's the stash of 3 musketeers and Twix that you
always hide in here... [goes to all the shelves and dressers in
Mariye's room.]
Raijin: Hey look! Fish! I like fish ya know! [taps the glass. he
reaches for the fish food and takes out a few flakes and sprinkles
them in the tank. A guppy jumps up and bites his finger.] Ow ow ow ow!
[Raijin runs to Fujin. She is on the floor laughing.]
Squall: Seifer! Check her closet too! [goes to help with the candy
hunt.]
Zell: Hmmm, a fish tank filled with water... [runs out to get a bowl
from the kitchen.]
Irvine: Hey, whose side are you guys on, Selphie said you all sided
with her during our fight. Did you?
Everyone except Mariye: Oh yeah.
Irvine: Dang it. Fine, be that way. I'll just sit in this bean bag
chair and sleep.
Selphie: Thanks everyone, I love you!
Rinoa: Mariye, don't you wanna get up and spend the WHOLE day with us?
Quistis: Hey Fujin, Rinoa, Selphie! She has a whole lotta stickers!
Cute ones with Disney people and cutesy Japanese designs! [Quistis
takes a box out of Mariye's desk.]
Selphie, Rinoa, and Fujin: Cool!
Raijin: Why don't animals and fishies like me? I like them, ya know.
[starts sobbing.]
Mariye: [stumbles to her feet. she walks to her cybiko. she then
plops down next to her stereo and turns it on. mumbles.] Just my idea
of a vacation day. Being annoyed by characters. Weekends I can handle,
but on my day off of school? Ugh, no. No consideration. And I thought
they were good. Even though I was gonna get up soon. Still. I have
plans and I was gonna see that movie with my friends. I'll show
them...
Zell: [runs back in w/a bowl filled with warm water.] Aw, Mariye,
you're up. Darn. Hmm... Irvine's asleep...
Mariye: Not when he's on my bean bag you won't.
Zell: Darn. [he throws the bowl onto Irvine.]
Irvine: Eeew, I'm all wet.
Mariye: Uh huh, here we go. [cybiko text program loads, Mariye starts
typing...]
'All of a sudden there was a flash of light and Zell, Irvine, Quistis,
Rinoa, Squall, Seifer, Raijin, Fujin, and Selphie disappeared and
teleported back to their Garden. And they all lived happily ever
after.'
[Mariye turns off her cybiko and looks around her now empty room.]
Mariye: Finally back to normal. Never underestimate the power of a
writer.
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[the end]
by Mariye
_-_-_-_-_
Disclaimer: Gimme a N. Gimme an O. Gimme a T. Gimme a H. Gimme an I.
Gimme another N. Gimme a G. What do I own? N-O-T-H-I-N-G!
Oh yeah, I woulda made a great cheerleader or Pommer o^-^o.
_-_-_-_-_
[It is about 11:55AM. Mariye is sleeping on her fouton. Seifer, Squall,
Zell, Selphie, Quistis, Rinoa, Raijin, Fujin, and Irvine are hovering
over her head. Seifer is looking at the clock every few seconds.]
Seifer: What is with her? I thought that mother of her's said
she woke up at noon.
Rinoa: We have to give her the benefit of the doubt. Its not noon
yet.
Zell: Know what? I wonder if that water trick works. [gives a pondering
look.]
Raijin: [walks to a cage on the other side of the room.] Hey, lookit
the cute little dwarf hamster. Its sweet, ya know. [Raijin reaches in
and grabs the hamster by one leg. It squeeks and bites him.] OUCH!
Fujin: FUNNY!
Mariye: huh? wha? lemme have five more minutes...
Seifer: Yeah, sure, wake up sleeping beauty, we gotta talk to you.
Mariye: [squints 1 eye open and shuts it.] It has to be a dream.
Selphie: C'mon, get up up up!
Squall: I bet five bucks she's Dr. Seuss's daughter.
Irvine: 5 here says she's the daughter of Odine.
Quistis: Ooooh, good diss Irvine. [exchanges high five w/him.]
Selphie: Least I'm not a womanizing cowboy dork! Guess you prove you
don't have to be a four year old to play dress up.
Irvine: Oh yeah? Look at that dress! Hoochie!
Selphie: Who you callin a hoochie? I could beat your butt Little Man?
Irvine: WhA?
Quistis: I'd be a bad instructor if I didn't step in now. [comes
between them.]
Seifer, Squall, Raijin, and Zell: Aw, we wanna see 'em fight!
Rinoa: [Looks at Quistis and Fujin and shakes her head.] Men.
Fujin: YEAH.
Mariye: huh wha? what're you guys doing here? its my day off. you
promised you'd stay away and let me sleep. go home. [covers her head
with a pillow.]
Quistis: We all thought you'd want to spend your day off with us.
Seifer: Yeah, now where's the stash of 3 musketeers and Twix that you
always hide in here... [goes to all the shelves and dressers in
Mariye's room.]
Raijin: Hey look! Fish! I like fish ya know! [taps the glass. he
reaches for the fish food and takes out a few flakes and sprinkles
them in the tank. A guppy jumps up and bites his finger.] Ow ow ow ow!
[Raijin runs to Fujin. She is on the floor laughing.]
Squall: Seifer! Check her closet too! [goes to help with the candy
hunt.]
Zell: Hmmm, a fish tank filled with water... [runs out to get a bowl
from the kitchen.]
Irvine: Hey, whose side are you guys on, Selphie said you all sided
with her during our fight. Did you?
Everyone except Mariye: Oh yeah.
Irvine: Dang it. Fine, be that way. I'll just sit in this bean bag
chair and sleep.
Selphie: Thanks everyone, I love you!
Rinoa: Mariye, don't you wanna get up and spend the WHOLE day with us?
Quistis: Hey Fujin, Rinoa, Selphie! She has a whole lotta stickers!
Cute ones with Disney people and cutesy Japanese designs! [Quistis
takes a box out of Mariye's desk.]
Selphie, Rinoa, and Fujin: Cool!
Raijin: Why don't animals and fishies like me? I like them, ya know.
[starts sobbing.]
Mariye: [stumbles to her feet. she walks to her cybiko. she then
plops down next to her stereo and turns it on. mumbles.] Just my idea
of a vacation day. Being annoyed by characters. Weekends I can handle,
but on my day off of school? Ugh, no. No consideration. And I thought
they were good. Even though I was gonna get up soon. Still. I have
plans and I was gonna see that movie with my friends. I'll show
them...
Zell: [runs back in w/a bowl filled with warm water.] Aw, Mariye,
you're up. Darn. Hmm... Irvine's asleep...
Mariye: Not when he's on my bean bag you won't.
Zell: Darn. [he throws the bowl onto Irvine.]
Irvine: Eeew, I'm all wet.
Mariye: Uh huh, here we go. [cybiko text program loads, Mariye starts
typing...]
'All of a sudden there was a flash of light and Zell, Irvine, Quistis,
Rinoa, Squall, Seifer, Raijin, Fujin, and Selphie disappeared and
teleported back to their Garden. And they all lived happily ever
after.'
[Mariye turns off her cybiko and looks around her now empty room.]
Mariye: Finally back to normal. Never underestimate the power of a
writer.
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[the end]