Akatski days

please note that I did not create the story Naruto. All the characters in this story already know each other as they do in the present Naruto.

Chapter one: The longest bus ride

All the baby Akatski's sat on the school bus as their first day of 'school' had come. Everyone was nervous, but no one showed it. It was a rule for the Akatski's to show no fear or some kind of weak emotion like being nervous or to actually 'love' someone.

Of course, you're allowed to pretend.

"Hiya!" Orochimaru said as he spun around and started talking to Deidara and Tobi. All the members of the Akatski wore black robes with red clouds on them.

"HI!" Tobi said as he raised his finger to his mouth thinking. "Tobi is a good boy!"

"What do you want Oro?" Deidara asked, playing with a small pile of play dough in his hand. As well, most students new each other from before, all except one; Itachi. He sat in the front, alone, staring blankly out the window. He didn't try to talk to anyone, only answering by a one word answer like 'yes' or 'no'.

"Hey, that guy over there looks kinda lonely," Orochimaru said thoughtfully "Maybe we should go over and talk to him."

"Bad idea." Deidara said as he glanced over at the Uchiha boy. "He has some kind of weird eye thing and it makes me dizzy. And besides he's an Uchiha, they think they're sooo cool!" He started to focus back on his clay which was shaped as the little Uchiha kid. "Hmph!" Deidara said as he smashed the play dough to make something else.

"But...." Orochimaru said, his eyes were twinkling in the daylight. "His body is so beautiful!"

"...." Tobi said. "Are you gay?"

"..." Orochimaru looked back at Tobi and blushed.

"HEE! HEE!" Tobi started to laugh as he stood up to walk down the bus aisle. "HEY EVERYONE OROCHIMARU HAS FEELINGS FOR THE UCHIHA KID!" as he said this Itachi gave the evil eye towards Orochimaru and then at Tobi. He casually stood up and walked towards the orange faced person.

"Sorry." he said in his cheerful voice. "I didn't hear what you said about me." Itachi said calmly.

"He's so dead." Deidara said dully as he made a sculpture of Tobi and ripped off his head. "Just like my art shows."

"Can I eat his dead body?" the Light Zetsu asked the Dark Zetsu. "Fool." the Dark Zetsu said. "If you start eating his dead body than I have to too, we only have one mouth." "Oh ya..." The Light Zetsu said. "So we can eat him?"

"I don't wanna be eaten!" Tobi cried. "I'm just the lollipop kid everyone makes fun of!!" he cried.

"Itachi...drop it." Pain said as was looking in his lunch box. "You attract too much attention."

"He's so beautiful..." Orochimaru whispered and yelled out in pain as Konan bashed him on the head and he was now knocked out cold. "That takes care of him. Where's Kisame?" she asked.

"Oh..." Sasori said as he fixed his strings. "He's swimming to school."

"No duh, he's a fish." Deidara said. "What do you think of my artwork Sasori?"

"It looks like dog crap. What is it anyway?"

"TEARS! At least mine doesn't look like fishing lines!"

That's when Sasori stood up. "What did you say?" he asked walking closer to Deidara.

"Uhhh-" Deidara began, but was interrupted as the bus stopped for the last pick up.

"Kakazu, I fri** hate you!" Hidan yelled as Kakazu got on the bus.

"Ya, I know" Kakazu replied sitting down on the nearest seat and Hidan sat beside him. "I hate you too, especially your religion."

"Hey! My God is really nice!" Hidan yelled in protest.

"Right, well why does he make you stick pointy things through your body?" Kakazu asked. "Never mind, don't answer, I don't really care about your God or anything else about you, all I care about is my money and that it keeps growing and-"

"So you can buy me the best present in the world?" Hidan asked. "Please Kakazu, please? There's this new sword that's really pointy that doesn't hurt when I stab myself! Can you buy it? Pretty please? With sugar on top?" Kakazu rolled his eyes and started to count the money in his wallet.

The bus ride was long and painful as the Akatski members couldn't keep silent for a very long time. There was always something to talk about in the world of little criminals.

"So after school everyone is invited to my birthday party!" Tobi said loud and proud. "Yay! Everyone come!" he said.

"I can't come." Itachi said.

"Oh...you're busy?" Tobi asked, playing with his fingers now. He really wanted Itachi to come.

"No," Itachi said plainly. "I just don't like you."

"..." (Tobi on the verge of tears)

"Oh Tobi, I can't come either." Hidan said itching his back. "You know my religion says no partying for stupid reasons."

"..." (Tobi in shock)

"I can't come either." Kakazu said. "I have to make money and you're party won't do me any good."

"..." (Tobi crying silently)

"Tobi, um...if I come, can I eat you?" Light Zetsu said.

"..." (Tobi on the verge of suicide)

"Then I can't come either." Light Zetsu replied.

"Tobi, I can come, it will be a blast. Let's make bombs and bombs and more bombs!" Deidara said happily.

"My mom won't allow bombs in our house." Tobi managed to say.

"Well...then I can't come."

"DON"T TORTURE ME ANY MORE!! I WON"T HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY! I"LL JUST GO HOME AND CRY AND CRY AND CRY! TEARS! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!! (Tobi is now crying his eyeballs out)

"Uh...Tobi." Konan said.

"WHAT?! YOU CAN"T COME AS WELL?!!"Tobi yelled as tears flowed down his mask.

"Yes I can come, but did you know everyone was just teasing you?"

"Konan, such a spoil sport!"

"WHAT?!!!" Tobi bellowed, now angry.

"Surprise! Tobi!" everyone said.

"Why? Why did you do this to me?" Tobi asked not sure whether to be happy or sad that everyone was now coming.

"Because," Itachi said. "We wanted to see if you cried with only one eye."