I was bored first period which is like 7 in the moring so I decided to write. So ya. I do not own Naruto and that makes me sad. At least you people don't have to wake up at 5:30 in the morning.

Sakura walked into the gates of Konoha high actually on time for once.

"SAKURA-CHAN I HAVN'T SEEN YOU IN SOOOOOO LONG!" Naruto yelled.

"Naruto, you saw me Tuesday. You yelled at the wall then ran out the door claming it said it knows where you live and it was going to throw out all your ramen." (AN: I have a teacher who yelled at the wall it's kind of fun to watch.)

"Oh yeah I remember now. Then I ran to Neji's house and yelled at him so he hit me." Naruto.

"You moron. What were you yelling at me for anyway." Neji asked.

"I don't remember." Naruto

"You are the most stupidest person on the face of the planet." Neji said shaking his head.

"Is stupidest even a word." Naruto asked.

"I don't know let's cheack." Sakura

A cookbook falls from the sky.

"Okay… I can't fin it." Sakura.

"Guys that's a cookbook." Neji.

"So?" Naruto and Sakura.

"Your idiots" Neji

"Ah, Neji your so mean." Naruto and Sakura.

Tenten falls from sky and lands on Neji.

"Hi guys."

"TENTEN!" Naruto and Sakura.

"Where did you come from and why did you land on me?" Neji asked/groaned

"My mommy and Daddy. Cause I felt like it."

A ear shattering glass breacking screamed filled the court yard. (AN: YA I LOVE THE COURT YARD AND ALL MY BELOVED READERS BUT NOT THAT WAY…OR DO I?)

"FOREHEAD-GIRL!" Ino yelled running up unaware of all the damages she's caused and all the years of therapy people will have to go to. And the guy committing suicide fell while covering his ears AND HE WAS IN CHINA!

"God can you yell any louder." Sakura said taking her ear plugs out.

"That's no fun Sakura." Ino

Naruto laid on the ground eyes swirling anime style.

"Quick someone get me a stick." Sakura

"Here you go." Tenten said pulling a bat out of thin air.

"Why do you carry a base ball bat around Tenten." Neji

"You never know when you'll find a piñata." Tenten

A duck walks by.

"Quick get it." Tenten yelled chasing after the duck.

"NO TENTEN NOT FRANK!" The science club yelled running after her trying to save the duck.

"Troublesome school. Troublesome bus. Troublesome bird."

"YAY, Shikamarus here." Ino yelled him in a bone breaking hug but they magically repaired themselves.

"Ino. I don't think he can breath." Sakura said trying to pry her off him but ended up using a crow bar she "borrowed" from the janitor.

"HEY! WHO STOLE MY BROOM?"

They all pointed at a slutty preppy girl and handed her the broom.

"She did it." The group.

Rock Lee falls from sky landing on a thumb tack.

"GREETINGS MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS." Rock Lee yelled.

"Ah the eyebrows there to much" Sakura said shielding her eyes from the sight that is Rock Lee's eye brows.

"How was your youthful summer?" Rock Lee

"Shut up about the youthful crap." Person

"LEE"

"GUY-SENSIE"

"LEE"

"GUY-SENSIE"

They hugged as a sunset appeared behind them. Freshman back away except for a few.

"Do they have to do this every year?" Neji asked

"I don't know. I DON'T KNOW! QUIT YELLING AT ME!" Naruto yelled. (AN: I do that a lot. Good times Good times.)

"No one is yelling at you." Neji

The bell rang and it sounded like Naruto screaming like a girl.

Till next time people. I'll update whenever the hell I feel like it so there.

Next time on School

"NOO LET ME GOO. I DON'T WANT TO GO." Neji yelled. "It's your destiny Neji" Sakura said dragging him. "NOO HE WANTS TO EAT ME SAKURA! HE TOLD ME HIMSELF!" Why is Neji screaming? Who's this person who wants to eat Neji? Why an I not wearing any pants? All these questions will be answered next time on School.