A/N: A MUST READ!!!!
This is not actually the first chapter. I made about 5 before this one, but I'm not gonna post them up cause I find them quite boring and pointless at some stages. If there is something that refers to one of those chapters then I'll put the scene that it refers to at the bottom of the page. This chapter was created by James. Where it says James, it's him (as in a real person) and James P is James Potter. Don't blame me for the messed up personality of James P, blame James. If you don't understand the 'slang' go ask someone else, cause I ain't gonna put it up here. It's far too dirty for my little mind (once again, blame James). If you're desperate to know, then review and ask for the definition. Then I may consider posting it. But trust me, it ain't pretty!
ANYWAYZ... on with the story!
Bel: Ok Steph, be prepared, it's time for war! Oh, quick message to James, Oh yes, nice to see you are well! And congrats on your red apron! (Deviant art is stuffed)
Steph: You think you can write a better story than me?
Bel: Hell, if I can't at least I can always kill you off
Steph: NEVER! Pulls out bitch claws
Bel: Your bitchclaws are nothing- Nothing compared to my Samurai Sword of Doom
Steph: Does freaky Xena scream and attacks
Bel: NOooooo not xena! Half turn roundhouse kick and kicks Steph in face. Steph lands on floor...
Steph: Hiss, Hiss... evil bitch claws begin scratching
(in step Jason and Freddy)
Freddy: Its tag team time, bitch
Jason: ......
(the two high five and step up)
Steph: I'll take the freak with the claws!
Bel: Your machette ain't got nothing on my sword!
epic battle ensues
Sirius: this is on crack
James P: Yo! I'm supposed to be pimpin' these fine hunnys!
Remus: Relax James, your time will come, your time will come
James P: What's that even mean?
Peter: DID YOU JUST CALL JAMES GAY!?
James P: That's it! I'm SO kicking your ass! (proceeds to kick the ever- loving shit outta Gasp Peter)
Peter: (while being beaten to a bloody pulp) you'll regret this in the future James!
James P: Prove it!
Peter: I would, but then it would ruin the foreshadowing effect!
James P: (stops and thinks) true, so i'll just continue to beat the ever loving piss outta you!
Bel: HEY!
Steph: What about us?
James P: I'll beat you later, and by beat i mean Mac! and by later, i mean tonight!
Bel: damn non-aussie slang
Freddy: wait! You didn't finish fighting us!
James: No need! (enters with a poof and snaps his fingers and Jason and Freddy are bound magically)
Freddy: so what? we just loose?
James: yeah sounds good...
Jason: .....
Freddy: (looking at Jason) Don't even think about it bub!