The Worst PickUp Lines In London

by Mrs.GingerHinkley

Times is hard, and Nellie Lovett only wants the affection of her most moody tenant. Her most moody tenant, however, would prefer that Mrs. Lovett keep her horrid pick-up lines to herself.

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I only own a replica razor.

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"Did you come in for a pie, sir?" Mrs. Lovett sings.

Sweeney Todd stares absently; Mrs. Lovett leans across her cutting board and winks.

"Or would you like to try a bite of me?"

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A/N: We'll see how far this goes before this goes too far. ;)