Well I must admit I have not been in for a little while because my last story got no feedback at all which must have meant it was not worth reading haha. So I am hoping that this story might possibly pose for a more interesting read. This is my first slash fic so beware for something possibly amateurish.

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this story.

AN - This is in the middle of their 6th year. SPOILER: Dumbledore is not dead yet.

Chapter 1: Note To Self: Never Be Alone With A Girl On Her Period, They're No Fun

"No! You are positively ridiculous what a stupid question!" Draco spat.

"It was only a simple question dracy-poo!" Pansy retorted in protest, stroking his tie in hopes of forgiveness.

Draco swatted her hand away. "Well if you have to open that hideous mouth of yours please have something at least mildly worth listening to! Now get out! Do you think I get a face like this from sitting around listening to stupid questions? Out!"

Pansy got up and left in a huff leaving Draco lying on his back staring at the ceiling. He put his arm up to shield his eyes from the light that was now pouring into the window. Pansy had stayed around all night talking about how her idiotic parents were getting a stupid divorce and how she "couldn't stand the pain" and how "life wasn't fair," sentimental hogwash.

She seemed to notice that he was desperately ignoring her and asked me if there was "Another woman in his life" assuming that she was actually a woman IN his life. (Not to mention that he was shagging three or four other girls who each came in earlier that night.) All he wanted was a good shagging because that is the one thing she did well and for her to leave. And of course she just "happens" to have her period at the time, Then; she decides to offer the comment, "Maybe another man?"

By this point Draco was furious because not only did he not get what he wanted but now she was questioning his sexuality? Now all he had was his "party of five" and that was making him lose interest.

"I need a challenge." Draco decided. He brought his arm up to look at his watch which read 5:30. "Good Blaise will be awake." Draco thought and he got up to take a shower and then Blaise and he would start their weekly routine.

Every week Draco and Blaise would see how many girls that they could shag in a week. So far, their all time record was Draco seventeen and Blaise eighteen. (Much to Draco's dismay.) But even Draco could not deny Blaise's charm and extremely debonair good looks. He had dark skin and dark hair but very unusually striking green eyes that made any girl feel like she was someone important. And with the intelligence of someone in the ministry he could even make some of the professors swoon. Though Draco was never much for the older women (He loved breaking in the newbies.) It was fun to watch Blaise get out of taking tests and doing scrawls with just one look. (And that one look costs him seven galleons dammnit.)

Draco let the hot water wash over him. He made sure to stay in there an extremely long time so every other boy had to take a shower in water from the polar ice caps. It's not that Draco was a mean boy. He just found pleasure in other people's misfortune.

When it was 6:30 Draco got out of the shower and proceeded to get dressed into his high quality robes. (Nothing like those pathetic Weasleys wear.) And proceeded downstairs to the Slytherin common room. There he found Blaise reading: How To Make A Cold-Hearted Bitch Into A Seductive Witch In 2 Hours! Draco smirked and shook his head, typical Blaise Zambini. However, Draco did not have time to admire Blaise's…spunk. He had more important things to worry about, not being bored.

Draco walked up to Blaise and closed the book on Blaise's finger. After Blaise used some colorful language and whacked Draco upside the head they sat down and began discussing their plans for the week.

"Please give me something easier than last week Zambini. I had to shag Pansy five times and Cho eight just to get up to my weekly thirteen!"

Blaise waved a hand as if ignoring his last comment. "Don't get your knickers in a bunch Draco I just so happened to come up with a great plan for you, that is, if you have the balls enough to go through with it."

"Let's hope this is good." Draco thought. "Alright, Hit me."

"Are you into experimenting?" Blaise proposed.

"You know I am." Draco replied.

"Good, then I am sure you'll have no problem with this. Seduce the Weasley girl, go out with her and make her fall in love with you. Then, cheat on her with her then ex-boyfriend, Potter."

If Draco had had anything to drink at that moment he would have spit it out all over Blaise's face?

"With a boy! Though you can't really count Potter as a boy, but Blaise be reasonable!" Draco whispered in a harsh tone so no one else upstairs would hear him.

"Draco, Draco it's the perfect scandal! You can get the golden trio and two Weasleys with what, two shags? You know mudblood is still in love with Potter so you can get her furious, with the Weasley girl it's self explanatory how her brother is going to feel, just think of the lives you could ruin!" Blaise replied cheerfully. "Of course if you're not up to it…"

Draco could not resist a challenge, it was in his blood. In his damned Slytherin blood. But, shacking up with Potter? It's almost immoral! Hell, anyone shacking up with Potter is immoral. But Draco knew what would happen if he turned down a challenge.

Blaise, being as experimental as he is, has been trying to get into his pants since they were in 3rd year. So Draco, being arrogant, made a pact with Blaise stating, "If I ever turn down a challenge I'll shag you from sun up till sun down." And they shook on it, and a Malfoy never breaks a promise. And knowing how Blaise is if he EVER shacked up with him his arse would be sore until he was as old as Dumbledore and he couldn't have that.

Draco held out his hand reluctantly, and Blaise took it, knowing that this time he might finally get what he's been waiting for.

TBC…

If you get a chance please R&R