In the land of the giant bean burrito
By: Yoshinite Voshi
One day Mario and Luigi were sitting down to enjoy a nice, bean-filled, burrito. "Ah, what a nice a- burrito," said Mario. "You a-said it,", said Luigi. "Aah.." They both said.Meanwhile...
"Ash, this is a good burrito!", said P. Oak. "Yeah, hey look another burrito! I thought we only packed three!", said Ash. For there was a big bean burrito in front of them. "Oh well, Bottoms up!", said P. Oak. As soon as Oak took a bite, a blue mist filled the room, and Ash and Oak were transported to a different world.
" Hey! A-look at this Mario!", said Luigi," Another burrito!" "A-bottoms up then!", said Mario. And he took a bite. "Hey! A-look!", said Luigi. And a blue mist filled the room.
"Oooh!", said Ash, "Look at all the burritos!". For in front of them were many burritos, filled with beans. "Well, whoop-deedee!", said P. Oak, and begin eating all of them. "Hey! Wait up!", said Ash and joined him. Then two fat men fell out of the sky and landed on top of P. Oak. "Oof!", said P. Oak. "Look! A-Luigi! Joy! A-bean burritos!", yelled FM1. "Hey! A-don't eat them all!", said FM2, "And a-by the way, a-funny lookind person, I am a-Luigi and this is a-Mario!". Then he began eating. Then they begin to fight over who would get to eat the most burritos. "Hey! Lets a-settle this in a better way!", said Luigi," Whoever eats the most of that a-giant a-burrito over there get the rest!". So they all began eating the giant burrito until someone farted. "Gross!", said Ash," Who cut the cheese?". But, soon they all were farting. So, they just sat there farting a little until Mario let loose a fart that blew them all back to their own worlds.
But, they all still had serious gas. Ash farted on the Poke Mart and it blew away. Professor Oak wilted a Gloom by farting on it. When Mario saved Peah, he farted. "Oh, yuck!", said Peach holding her nose," Mario! Don't save me till you have gotten rid of that gas!".
Sorry this story was so short. I got writers block. Anyway, I would like to say a little thank-you to three of my loyal veiwers. Thank-you Pikabit, Luna, and Chuchino! ^_^> So, If you ever get to the burrito land, make sure you've gotten rid of the gas before you return.
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Yoshinite Voshi