Kiba. Only Cuter.
Hey homefries. No, I haven't abandoned Pups and Children or Woofloose. I just have no idea what to write, and I feel uninspired due to nobody reviewing them. (Cries)
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A seven year old Kiba was walking down the streets of Konoha. He hadn't met his friend Akamaru yet, because he sort of wasn't born yet. Anyway, he stopped when he saw the carnival was in town. He jumped for joy and dashed in.
"Wow… this place is really big!" said our adorably cute chibi Kiba. (Even for straight guys… you'd have to think Kiba'd be adorably cute at age seven.)
He wandered around aimlessly for a while, until he decided he was lost. He started to cry as he walked into a strange gypsy tent. They have tents now instead of those crazy wooden house things. Shut up, that's why.
He sat down, sobbing and worrying about how he'll get home. He thought that he'd be living on the carnival forever, but he wanted to go home to his mommy and big sister.
Then, an old wrinkly gypsy walked in.
"AH! A MONSTER!" Kiba yelled, pointing at the gypsy.
"You fool! You have just insulted the great Pastafazoo!"
"The what?"
"You shall be cursed! CURSED I SAY!"
"EEEEEEK!" Kiba said, running out of the tent, scared out of his wits.
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Meanwhile, a seven year old Hinata sat outside the carnival, wishing her father would let her go, when suddenly, a small puppy with messy brown fur and red fur in the shape of triangles on its cheeks ran out of the carnival, whimpering. It bumped into Hinata's legs.
Hinata looked down.
"Wow! A puppy!" she said in her cute seven-year-old girl voice as she picked him up, "I'm gonna name you Kibbles!" She hugged the Kibbles tightly, and then walked home with him. Kibbles struggled a little, but eventually gave up. Because for ten years, he would be stuck as a dog.
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Short so far, but how do you like it anyway?
Please review. I won't update until I get at least ONE review. So if you don't review… I'll be very sad…
Also… um… I don't know where I was going with this last bit.
KTHXBAI!